{"id":1005,"date":"2014-11-04T22:56:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T21:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2014-11-05T19:40:14","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T18:40:14","slug":"krutomyval-on-the-road-aneb-z-nyc-do-seattlu-autem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: On the Road, aneb z NYC do Seattlu autem"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. M\u011bl bych te\u010f zrovna sice hrozn\u011b pracovat, ale v\u016fbec se mi nechce, tak\u017ee abych se trochu pot\u011b\u0161il, rozhodl sem se napsat dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek. P\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se tim asi ke sv\u011btu tradi\u010dn\u00edch bloger\u016f, proto\u017ee uvedu p\u00e1r zkazek a post\u0159eh\u016f ze sv\u00e9 dovolen\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n

2. Jojo, situace dosp\u011bla tak daleko, \u017ee sem si fakt pot\u0159eboval vz\u00edt dovolenou. To u\u017e se mi dlouho nestalo, pokud v\u016fbec n\u011bkdy. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel sem kam se pod\u00edvat, a zjistil \u017ee v Evrop\u011b u\u017e m\u011b nel\u00e1k\u00e1 fakt nic, na bl\u00edzk\u00e9m v\u00fdchod\u011b se v\u00e1l\u010d\u00ed, Asie a Pacifik sou moc daleko a na cest\u011b tam by n\u00e1s n\u011bkdo mohl sest\u0159elit. Afrika te\u010f n\u011bjak nen\u00ed popul\u00e1rn\u00ed, tak\u017ee mi z realistick\u00fdch destinac\u00ed zb\u00fdvala bu\u010f Ji\u017en\u00ed nebo Severn\u00ed Amerika.<\/p>\n

3. Ji\u017en\u00ed Ameriku si schov\u00e1v\u00e1m na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok, tak sem se obr\u00e1til na mapu USA a Kanady. \u00a0Po chvilce p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed nad t\u00edm, co sem tu e\u0161t\u011b nepoznal, neza\u017eil a neprozkoumal mi vypadlo \u017ee relativn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 by bylo j\u00edt se pod\u00edvat do park\u016f Yellowstone, Badlands, a Glacier. A kdy\u017e u\u017e budu tak daleko z\u00e1padn\u00edm sm\u011brem, tak si zajedu znovu do Seattlu pro n\u011bjakou kvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed tr\u00e1vu, kterou si tam d\u00e1m bez pocitu \u017ee sem zlo\u010dinec co riskuje 5 let natvrdo.<\/p>\n

4. Vzal sem tedy Zlatomu\u0161ku, oba sme si za\u0159\u00eddili 2 t\u00fddny volna a vydali se na cestu. V\u010dera sem se z n\u00ed vr\u00e1til. S n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edmi poznatky:<\/p>\n

5. Montana je hrozn\u011b velik\u00e1, pust\u00e1, ale fakt p\u011bkn\u00e1. Mimo toho \u017ee m\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 hory a parky je na n\u00ed bezva tak\u00e9 to, \u017ee na zhruba dvou t\u0159etin\u00e1ch nem\u00e1 pokryt\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd mobiln\u00ed oper\u00e1tor. To m\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ilo.<\/p>\n

6. Ohio je d\u011bsn\u00e1 d\u00edra. Ale v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. D\u016fkazem toho budi\u017e, \u017ee na Clevelendu je nejhez\u010d\u00ed jejich centr\u00e1ln\u00ed h\u0159bitov. Zbytek m\u011bsta i st\u00e1tu vypadaj\u00ed jak po napaden\u00ed kobylkama a proh\u0159e \u00a0v\u00e1lky s Marsem.<\/p>\n

7. V Yellowstonu je pr\u00fd asi 700 medv\u011bd\u016f. V Glacier parku na men\u0161\u00ed plo\u0161e 1000. Nevid\u011bli sme ani jednoho! C\u00edt\u00edm se po\u0161kozen! Ale zato tam byla hromada bizon\u016f a hlavn\u011b dost vlezl\u00fdch elk\u016f (Sobi? Losi? Da\u0148ci? N\u011bjak\u00e1 takov\u00e1 verbe\u017e s obrazcem srdce na pozad\u00ed<\/em>) co se sna\u017eili o kontakt.<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0Therm\u00e1ln\u00ed prameny vyv\u011braj\u00edc\u00ed z vulkanick\u00e9ho Yellowstonu sou opravdu n\u00e1dhern\u00e9, plus poskytuj\u00ed relativn\u011b poklidn\u00e9 m\u00edsto bez by\u0165 jen i potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnosti medv\u011bd\u016f a jin\u00e9 v\u0161e\u017e\u0159av\u00e9 hav\u011bt\u011b, nebo\u0165 je kolem nich sesuvn\u00e1, hork\u00e1 a nav\u00edc vysoce jedovat\u00e1\/\u0161kodliv\u00e1 p\u016fda, tak\u017ee tam zv\u00ed\u0159ata nechod\u00ed.<\/p>\n

9. V Seattlu se jednozna\u010dn\u011b projevilo to, co je jasn\u00e9 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu joudovi co n\u011bkdy vid\u011bl bro\u017eurku o tom jak funguje nab\u00eddka a popt\u00e1vka: a to sice \u017ee pokud se \u00a0drogy za\u010dnou prod\u00e1vat leg\u00e1ln\u011b a kontrolovan\u011b nap\u0159\u00edklad v l\u00e9k\u00e1rn\u00e1ch, sou v lep\u0161\u00ed kvalit\u011b a za ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed cenu ne\u017e na \u010dern\u00e9m trhu. A st\u00e1t si e\u0161t\u011b p\u011bkn\u011b utr\u017e\u00ed na dan\u00edch. Byla to lah\u016fdka tam str\u00e1vit jeden v\u00edkend, v klidu si nakoupit brownies \u00a0a vz\u00edt si je do kina na Johna Wicka. Kterej je \u00fa\u017easnej i na st\u0159\u00edzlivo, ale po po\u017eit\u00ed su\u0161enky nebo medv\u00eddk\u016f s kvalitn\u00edm THC je e\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

10. Str\u00e1vit 2 t\u00fddny prakticky nonstop s jednou \u017eenou je t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nad lidsk\u00e9 s\u00edly. M\u00e1lem sem j\u00ed zabil. Ono to furt \u017evan\u00ed, na n\u011bco se to pt\u00e1, n\u011b\u010demu se hihot\u00e1, o n\u011b\u010dem vypr\u00e1v\u00ed, a kdy\u017e vid\u00ed bizona tak si ho chce pohladit a nechce pochopit pro\u010d nem\u00e1m z\u00e1jem na tom aby mi bizon na opl\u00e1tku pohladil rohama auto. \u00a0No prost\u011b – p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b budu sp\u00ed\u0161 n\u00e1sledovat d\u011bde\u010dk\u016fv n\u00e1mo\u0159nick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edklad: ject s\u00e1m a akor\u00e1t v ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edstavu m\u00edt pohodln\u011b p\u0159ipravenou holku na to d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9. Ale chybama se \u010dlov\u011bk u\u010d\u00ed, no ne?<\/p>\n

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1. M\u011bl bych te\u010f zrovna sice hrozn\u011b pracovat, ale v\u016fbec se mi nechce, tak\u017ee abych se trochu pot\u011b\u0161il, rozhodl sem se napsat dal\u0161\u00ed \u010dl\u00e1nek. P\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm se tim asi ke sv\u011btu tradi\u010dn\u00edch bloger\u016f, proto\u017ee uvedu p\u00e1r zkazek a post\u0159eh\u016f ze sv\u00e9 dovolen\u00e9.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1025,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions\/1025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}