1. Jestli se mi n\u011bco obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b l\u00edbilo na m\u00e9 cest\u011b nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d USA, tak to byl st\u00e1t Montana. Proto\u017ee tak velkou plochu bez telefonn\u00edho sign\u00e1lu u\u017e sem dlouho nepotkal. Jeli sme autem t\u0159eba 5 hodin ani\u017e bychom narazili na \u017eiv\u00e1\u010dka, nato\u017e sign\u00e1l. Ono taky v t\u011bch skalist\u00fdch hor\u00e1ch se nen\u00ed co divit.<\/p>\n
2. Po n\u00e1vratu do pr\u00e1ce m\u011b ov\u0161em \u010dekalo nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 proz\u0159en\u00ed. Sign\u00e1l je zp\u011bt a s n\u00edm hordy nedo\u010dkav\u00fdch klient\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se mi asi sna\u017e\u00ed demonstrovat, \u017ee ch\u00e1pou na co je \u010d\u00edseln\u00edk. Jinak si neum\u00edm vysv\u011btlit, pro\u010d mi po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bkdo vol\u00e1.<\/p>\n
3. Bohu\u017eel nem\u016f\u017eu moc vyu\u017e\u00edvat sekret\u00e1\u0159ku k tomu, aby mi ty p\u0159\u00edchoz\u00ed hovory n\u011bjak odvracela, proto\u017ee chud\u00e1k m\u00e1 o polovinu men\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1rok na dovolenou ne\u017e j\u00e1, a \u0161patn\u011b nesla, kdy\u017e sem na ty dva t\u00fddny odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl s t\u00edm, \u017ee „no, n\u011bjak v\u0161echny ty dny dovolen\u00fd vy\u010derpat mus\u00edm, \u017eejo.“<\/em><\/p>\n 4. Tak\u017ee mi to p\u0159epojuje do kanclu, jako by se nechumelilo.<\/p>\n 5. Ale j\u00e1 sem na to p\u0159i\u0161el – hovor zvednu ale vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed ho po\u0161lu do schr\u00e1nky. Kde se mi sice hromad\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u017ev\u00e1sty a neust\u00e1le mi tu blik\u00e1 \u010derven\u00e9 sv\u011btlo s nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00edm \u010d\u00edslem nevyzvednut\u00fdch vzkaz\u016f, ale de o to vydr\u017eet to 30 dn\u016f a pak se to vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed samo.<\/p>\n 6. Jak? No po 30 dnech se toti\u017e ty vzkazy automaticky vyma\u017eou. Co\u017e je ide\u00e1ln\u00ed, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b kdy\u017e si je \u010dlov\u011bk do t\u00e9 doby neposlechne, tak\u017ee ho ani netr\u00e1p\u00ed co v nich p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b je za humus.<\/p>\n 7. K\u00e9\u017e by se takov\u00e9 samovymaz\u00e1vac\u00ed mechanismy daly nastavit i na jin\u00e9 v\u011bci. Jako aby kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk n\u011bco nebo n\u011bkoho dostate\u010dn\u011b ignoruje se to vymazalo, ani\u017e bych \u00a0byl vystaven tomu obsahu.<\/p>\n 8. No jen si to p\u0159edstavte: u dve\u0159\u00ed zazvon\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00e1 milenka, na kter\u00e9 je vid\u011bt \u017ee n\u011bjak podez\u0159ele ztloustla. M\u00edsto toho abych musel \u010delit dal\u0161\u00edmu n\u00e1roku na \u0161ek za v\u00fd\u017eivn\u00e9 bych kolem n\u00ed jen oklikou pro\u0161el, nebo i n\u011bjakou dobu proch\u00e1zel, ani\u017e bych musel sly\u0161et nebo \u010d\u00edst jedin\u00e9 slovo co by m\u011bla na jazyku. A jednoho dne by tam nejen\u017ee u\u017e nebyla, ale u\u017e by ani neexistovala.<\/p>\n 9. Stejn\u011b bych to r\u00e1d ud\u011blal i se slo\u017eenkou na zaplacen\u00ed dan\u00ed. \u00a0Prost\u011b bych neotev\u0159el tu ob\u00e1lku, a za m\u011bs\u00edc co by hnila v krabici pod stolem by sama sublimovala. Ale v to doufat asi nem\u016f\u017eu, i p\u0159es tu trag\u00e9dii \u017ee zdej\u0161\u00ed volby pr\u00e1v\u011b drtiv\u011b vyhr\u00e1li republik\u00e1ni.<\/p>\n 10. \u00a0Nebo se ke v\u0161em potenci\u00e1ln\u011b nepohodlnejm lidem a ob\u00e1lk\u00e1m mus\u00edm stav\u011bt tak, jako John Wick ke sv\u00fdm nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u016fm. Tedy je nejprve pro\u0161pikovat propiskou, pak pro jistotu je\u0161t\u011b prost\u0159\u00edlet, a n\u00e1sledn\u011b nechat profesion\u00e1lama \u0161ikovn\u011b uklidit. Zv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm zm\u011bnu kari\u00e9ry z otroka korpor\u00e1tn\u00edho zla na n\u00e1jemn\u00e9ho masov\u00e9ho vraha, m\u00edsto komika. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee by to m\u011blo sv\u00e9 v\u00fdhody. Nap\u0159\u00edklad by mi za vystoupen\u00ed co m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed \u00fater\u00fd n\u011bkdo ur\u010dit\u011b dal v\u00edc ne\u017e 15 dolar\u016f a neomezenou konzumaci vodky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Jestli se mi n\u011bco obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b l\u00edbilo na m\u00e9 cest\u011b nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d USA, tak to byl st\u00e1t Montana. Proto\u017ee tak velkou plochu bez telefonn\u00edho sign\u00e1lu u\u017e sem dlouho nepotkal. Jeli sme autem t\u0159eba 5 hodin ani\u017e bychom narazili na \u017eiv\u00e1\u010dka, nato\u017e sign\u00e1l. 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