{"id":1053,"date":"2014-11-17T22:06:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T21:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1053"},"modified":"2014-11-17T23:57:24","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T22:57:24","slug":"krutomyval-thank-you-brian-swain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1053","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Thank you, Brian Swain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. \u00a0Poprv\u00e9 sem si toho v\u0161iml asi p\u0159ed rokem a p\u016fl. Kupoval sem sob\u011b a sv\u00e9mu doprovodu ob\u010derstven\u00ed, a na displeji u pokladny nasko\u010dilo &#8222;<em>Thank you, Brian Swain<\/em>&#8222;. A to pot\u00e9 co jsem jim podal svou bonusovou kartu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Nejprve jsem se tomu jen pousm\u00e1l a \u0159ekl si, \u017ee to je n\u011bjak\u00e1 asi moment\u00e1ln\u00ed chyba v Matrixu. J\u00e1 se p\u0159eci nejmenuju Brian Swain, tak\u017ee ten n\u00e1pis bu\u010f nebyl ur\u010den m\u011b, ale bylo to pouze n\u011bjak\u00e1 nov\u00e1 forma propagace \u010dehosi, nebo to byla jen n\u00e1hodil\u00e1 chybi\u010dka, co se do syst\u00e9mu nen\u00e1padn\u011b vloudila a stejn\u011b nen\u00e1padn\u011b z n\u011bj \u00a0brzy zmiz\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. Jen\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b to tak nasko\u010dilo zase a pak zase. Zaplat\u00edm, na\u010dtou mi n\u00e1kup na moj\u00ed z\u00e1kaznickou kartu a na monitoru se objev\u00ed: &#8222;<em>Thank you, Brian Swain&#8220;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee nejsem Brian Swain by asi b\u00fdvalo na m\u00edst\u011b provozovatele toho podniku na to upozornit, a chybu v syst\u00e9mu napravit. P\u0159i\u0161lo mi u\u017e trochu zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, \u017ee si nikdo nev\u0161iml, \u017ee bankovn\u00ed karta, kterou plat\u00edm, je na jm\u00e9no Nikolas M\u00fdval, kde\u017eto z\u00e1kaznick\u00e1 na jm\u00e9no na prvn\u00ed pohled zjevn\u011b jin\u00e9. Ale rozhodl jsem se do toho ner\u00fdpat, proto\u017ee m\u00e1m r\u00e1d ne\u010dekan\u00e9 zvraty.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. \u00a0Po n\u011bkolika m\u011bs\u00edc\u00edch m\u011b napadlo zjistit, jestli doty\u010dn\u00fd Brian Swain kartu tak\u00e9 vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 a tedy jestli kdy\u017e jde do s\u00edt\u011b multikina, tak &#8222;<em>n\u00e1m<\/em>&#8220; narostou body, za kter\u00e9 je pak mo\u017en\u00e9 inkasovat voln\u00e9 vstupenky. \u00a0Jeliko\u017e p\u0159\u00edstup k tomu \u00fa\u010dtu on-line byl podm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fd znalost\u00ed Brianova datumu narozen\u00ed a adresy, ostrouhal sem. Ale pak m\u011b napadlo si u kasy norm\u00e1ln\u011b po\u017e\u00e1dat o v\u00fdpis t\u011bch bod\u016f, jestli je to mo\u017en\u00e9 a hle, bylo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. Dostal se mi tedy do ruky p\u0159ehled v\u0161ech film\u016f, na kter\u00fdch Brian za posledn\u00ed rok a p\u016fl byl. Vylou\u010dil jsem z toho ty, na kter\u00fdch jsem byl j\u00e1 a to co zbylo, musel odchodit on. \u00a0Jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd detektiv t\u011blem i du\u0161\u00ed, a psycholog amat\u00e9r, sem si hned za\u010dal sestavovat Brian\u016fv profil.\u00a0Po n\u011bkolika pracovn\u00edch dnech co sem se m\u00edsto pr\u00e1ce v\u011bnoval sv\u00e9mu nov\u00e9mu kon\u00ed\u010dku se mi povedlo d\u00e1t dohromady opravdu propracovan\u00fd kompil\u00e1t informac\u00ed, za jeho\u017e slo\u017een\u00ed by se nemusel styd\u011bt ani team slo\u017een\u00fd z Sherlocka Holmese, Clarice Sterling a Sydneyho Freemana.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. Jak\u00fd je tedy Brian Swain? \u00a0Vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee je moje dvoj\u010de. Miluje horory (<em>oba sme byli na v\u0161ech hororech roku 2013\/2014 co v USA vyprodukovali do kin)<\/em>. Nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d uslintan\u00e1 romantick\u00e1 dramata <em>(ani jeden z n\u00e1s ne\u0161el na sra\u010dky typu Beyond the Lights nebo Best of Me<\/em>). Je zjevn\u011b tak\u00e9 bl\u00e1zen do bojov\u00fdch um\u011bn\u00ed, proto\u017ee na v\u0161e co obsahovalo kickbox, kungfu, krav-maga nebo MMA \u0161el dvakr\u00e1t. Jako j\u00e1. M\u00e1 v\u00fdborn\u00fd smysl pro humor, proto\u017ee This is The End nav\u0161t\u00edvil dokonce 3x po sob\u011b. Zjevn\u011b dodr\u017euje relativn\u011b zdravou \u017eivotospr\u00e1vu, jako j\u00e1, proto\u017ee si za 2 roky &#8222;<em>co se zn\u00e1me<\/em>&#8220; koupil jen \u00a03x popcorn (<em>p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m \u017ee pro doprovod<\/em>) a jinak pije akor\u00e1t Smart Vodu. To se mi l\u00edb\u00ed. Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b m\u00e1 podobn\u011b flexibiln\u00ed pracovn\u00ed dobu (<em>nebo je takov\u00fd fl\u00e1ka\u010d)<\/em> jako j\u00e1, proto\u017ee se \u00a0\u010dasto nal\u00e9zal v kin\u011b na dopoledn\u00ed p\u0159edstaven\u00ed b\u011bhem pracovn\u00edho dne. To si d\u00e1m \u0159\u00edct. \u00a0Nejsp\u00ed\u0161 je sice Ameri\u010dan, ale ur\u010dit\u011b s p\u0159edky z ciziny. M\u016fj osobn\u00ed tip je Japonsko, proto\u017ee na filmy 47 Ronin\u016f, Wolverine, Man of ThaiChi i Godzilu sp\u011bchal hned b\u011bhem prvn\u00edho dne \u00favodn\u00edho v\u00edkendu. Anebo je mu 15.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Tak jako tak, bude \u00a0to fakt fajn chlap\u00edk. N\u011bjak sem si na n\u011bj \u00a0za tu dobu zvykl. Br\u00e1cha, kter\u00e9ho sem nikdy nem\u011bl. Kdykoliv sem u pokladny platil a mrklo na mne &#8222;<em>Thank you Brian Swain&#8220;<\/em>\u00a0\u0159ekl sem si \u00a0v duchu &#8222;<em>Tak enjoy, Briane.&#8220;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Bylo to asi nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed a sv\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem i partnerstv\u00ed, co sem kdy s k\u00fdm sd\u00edlel. Ten \u010dlov\u011bk po m\u011b nikdy nic necht\u011bl <em>(takov\u00e9 m\u00e1m nejrad\u0161i)<\/em>, sd\u00edleli sme spole\u010dn\u00e9 z\u00e1jmy, do ni\u010deho mi nekecal, nijak m\u011b neomezoval, a ob\u010das m\u011b i dok\u00e1zal pobavit. Jako kdy\u017e sem na jednom pozd\u011bj\u0161\u00edm v\u00fdpisu vid\u011bl, \u017ee \u0161el i na film Dracula, o kter\u00e9m m\u011b bylo dop\u0159edu jasn\u00e9, \u017ee to bude patetick\u00e1 hovadina a rovnou sem se mu chyt\u0159e vyhnul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a010. Proto m\u011b docela dostalo, kdy\u017e sem v\u010dera \u0161el do kina na film Foxcatcher <em>(b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9<\/em>) a zjistil, \u017ee moje karta byla deaktivov\u00e1na. Brian z\u0159ejm\u011b nesd\u00edlel m\u00e9 nad\u0161en\u00ed z na\u0161ich &#8222;<em>spole\u010dn\u00fdch<\/em>&#8220; z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f v na\u0161ich paraleln\u00edch sv\u011btech, a kartu zru\u0161il. Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 mi tedy nic, ne\u017e \u0159\u00edct si aspo\u0148 v duchu a naposled &#8222;<em>Thank you, Brian Swain<\/em>&#8220; a p\u011bkn\u011b se s n\u00edm t\u00edmto rozlou\u010dit. Bude mi chyb\u011bt. \u00a0A ud\u011blalo by to syst\u00e9mu tolik, kdyby mi p\u0159ed tou fin\u00e1ln\u00ed deaktivac\u00ed dop\u0159\u00e1li popat\u0159it okem na dojemn\u011b elegantn\u00ed &#8222;<em>Good Bye, Brian Swain<\/em>&#8222;? Chci toho od \u017eivota fakt tak moc? To je zase den.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u00a0Poprv\u00e9 sem si toho v\u0161iml asi p\u0159ed rokem a p\u016fl. Kupoval sem sob\u011b a sv\u00e9mu doprovodu ob\u010derstven\u00ed, a na displeji u pokladny nasko\u010dilo &#8222;Thank you, Brian Swain&#8222;. A to pot\u00e9 co jsem jim podal svou bonusovou kartu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1053"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1067,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1053\/revisions\/1067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}