1. Tak to m\u00e1m za sebou. Ned\u011bln\u00ed dot\u00e1\u010dky.<\/p>\n
2. E\u0161t\u011b nikdy sem tak tvrd\u011b nepracoval.<\/p>\n
3. Ch\u00e1pejte, pro pr\u00e1vn\u00edka, kter\u00fd je zvykl\u00fd, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161inu dne sed\u00ed u netu, surfuje co nov\u00e9ho v trpasli\u010d\u00edm pornu, ob\u010das si hod\u00ed minc\u00ed, aby se rozhodl jestli m\u00e1 klientovi poradit „ano<\/em>“ nebo „ne<\/em>“ a p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b chod\u00ed s kolegama na drah\u00e9 ob\u011bdy, kde pomlouv\u00e1 justici, je den, kdy je 12 hodin na nohou a v kontinu\u00e1ln\u00ed akci, naprosto nezvyklou z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed.<\/p>\n 4. M\u00e1lem sem u toho chc\u00edpl.<\/p>\n 5. P\u0159edn\u011b – co se m\u016f\u017ee pod\u011blat, to se pod\u011bl\u00e1. Kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e1 here\u010dka se zpozd\u00ed. Klimatizace v m\u00edstnosti ru\u0161\u00ed zvuka\u0159ovi vlny. Kdy\u017e vypneme klimatizaci, v\u0161ichni pod t\u011bma mega pra\u017e\u00edc\u00edma sv\u011btlama padaj horkem. Hlavn\u00ed herec, co m\u00e1 \u0159\u00edct p\u011bt slov rusky se po\u0159\u00e1d e\u0161t\u011b nenau\u010dil v\u011brohodn\u011b \u0159\u00edct „Adin, dva tri, \u010detyry, pjat“<\/em> a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 „Adin, dva, tri, cetyri, fuck<\/em>„. Nejhez\u010d\u00ed z\u00e1b\u011br nejpoveden\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sc\u00e9ny je poka\u017eenej t\u00edm, \u017ee se jeden ze sedmi herc\u016f kouk\u00e1 tam, kam nem\u00e1. Co\u017e zjist\u00edm a\u017e doma, kdy\u017e se na to pod\u00edv\u00e1m na velk\u00e9m monitoru. \u00a0Zatlesk\u00e1n\u00ed kter\u00e9 do sc\u00e9ny pat\u0159\u00ed ot\u0159ese kamerou. A ten t\u0159es obrazu do sc\u00e9ny nepat\u0159\u00ed. Neda\u0159\u00ed se n\u00e1m kvalitn\u011b nasv\u00edtit \u010dernocha a asiatku. Sou na\u0161i osv\u011btlova\u010di rasisti? Kdy\u017e se to kone\u010dn\u011b povede, zjist\u00edm, \u017ee \u010dernochovi je vid\u011bt na kame\u0159e makeup. Mus\u00ed se to cel\u00e9 p\u0159ed\u011blat.<\/p>\n 6. No a takhle furt dokola. Nav\u00edc herci pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bjakou pauzu, kdy se mus\u00ed naj\u00edst, nap\u00edt, vymo\u010dit, p\u0159epudrovat a tak podobn\u011b, \u010d\u00edm\u017e d\u011bsn\u011b zdr\u017euj\u00ed. A to ani nemluv\u00edm o tom, \u017ee polovina z nich m\u00e1 absurdn\u00ed po\u017eadavky na catering. Kdy\u017e sem producentce zad\u00e1val, aby sehnala vegansk\u00fd bezlepkov\u00fd cupcake a mandlov\u00e9 \u00a0ml\u00e9ko bez cukru ale s vanilkou, p\u0159ipadal sem si jako bl\u00e1zen.<\/p>\n 7. \u00a0Tak\u017ee prvn\u00ed ve\u010der po nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed sem m\u011bl docela depku z toho, jak to bylo n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9 a jak v\u00fdsledek asi nebude odpov\u00eddat tomu sna\u017een\u00ed. \u00a0Ale pak sem se na to vyspal, a druh\u00fd den sem v pr\u00e1ci m\u00edsto pr\u00e1ce koukal na to co sme nato\u010dili, a n\u00e1hodou, nen\u00ed to tak \u0161patn\u00e9 jak sem se b\u00e1l.<\/p>\n 8. Ale i tak mus\u00edme n\u011bkolik sc\u00e9n p\u0159eto\u010dit a vylep\u0161it. Ale s t\u00edm \u00a0u\u017e sem se sm\u00ed\u0159il. To asi spad\u00e1 do pr\u00e1ce re\u017eis\u00e9ra, jak se tak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m dozv\u00eddat, b\u00fdt schopen se p\u0159izp\u016fsobovat faktu \u017ee v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed sou nemo\u017en\u00ed a po\u0159\u00e1d n\u011bco kazej.<\/p>\n 9. Ale e\u0161t\u011b \u017ee to m\u00e1m pod taktovkou j\u00e1, tak\u017ee nakonec to p\u0159ecijen bude dokonal\u00e9.<\/p>\n 10. A te\u010f mi dovolte j\u00edt omdl\u00edt, str\u00e1vil sem cel\u00fd den na imigra\u010dn\u00edm kv\u016fliv\u00e1 sv\u00e9 zelen\u00e9 kart\u011b, a sem na pokraji zhroucen\u00ed z toho, \u017ee sem musel celej den p\u0159edst\u00edrat, \u017ee mi nevad\u00ed st\u00e1t v jedn\u00e9 front\u011b s hordama indo-hispo-frik\u00e1nc\u016f a podobn\u00e9 verbe\u017ee, co tam cht\u011bli d\u00e1vat otisky sv\u00fdch neobratn\u00fdch pa\u0159\u00e1tk\u016f ve stejnou dobu, jako kdy\u017e sem se uvolil sv\u00e9 um\u011bleck\u00e9 a opravdovou prac\u00ed nedot\u010den\u00e9 prsty na ten display Obamovi obtisknout i j\u00e1. Ale zase mi ta situace poskytla inspiraci na mnoho vtip\u016f co vyu\u017eiju hned z\u00edtra na podiu. Tak mi dr\u017ete palce, a\u0165 m\u011b pak nezlyn\u010dujou mimo misogynismu i za rasismus a obecnou nesn\u00e1\u0161enlivost.<\/p>\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Tak to m\u00e1m za sebou. Ned\u011bln\u00ed dot\u00e1\u010dky. 2. 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