{"id":1145,"date":"2015-01-30T03:28:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T02:28:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2015-02-02T22:59:52","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T21:59:52","slug":"krutomyval-halir-koleno-a-myval","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: hal\u00ed\u0159, koleno a M\u00fdval"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Jak sem p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika t\u00fddny zmi\u0148oval, o\u0161kliv\u011b sem se potloukl<\/a> d\u00edky incidentu p\u0159i kter\u00e9m se st\u0159etla gravitace s rozv\u00e1zanou tkani\u010dkou a p\u0159\u00edkr\u00fdm schodi\u0161t\u011bm.<\/p>\n

2. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed sem se „jen<\/em>“ trochu pomuchlal a povedlo se mi nic nezlomit, nevyp\u00e1\u010dit, ani nenatrhnout.<\/p>\n

3. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b prav\u00e9 koleno nenese ten z\u00e1\u017eitek tak ide\u00e1ln\u011b jak bych si p\u0159\u00e1l, a \u00a0nyn\u00ed po v\u00edce ne\u017e m\u011bs\u00edci od nehody je ji\u017e zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee nez\u016fstala bez n\u00e1sledku.<\/p>\n

4. Prav\u00e9 koleno je toti\u017e zcela jin\u00e9ho tvaru ne\u017e (i) bylo p\u016fvodn\u011b co pamatuju a (ii) je to lev\u00e9.<\/p>\n

5. Necit\u00edm \u017e\u00e1dnou bolest ani p\u0159i ch\u016fzi ani p\u0159i sportovn\u00ed ani jin\u00e9 \u010dinnosti, tak\u017ee sem a\u017e do minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne pova\u017eoval z\u00e1le\u017eitost za vy\u0159e\u0161enou, p\u00e1\u010d zm\u011bna tvaru kolenn\u00edho kloubu a okoln\u00edch tk\u00e1n\u00ed mi p\u0159ijde jen jako estetick\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost a j\u00e1 m\u00e1m moment\u00e1ln\u011b jin\u00e9 starosti, ne\u017e \u0159e\u0161it, \u017ee moje prav\u00e9 koleno tvarov\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 Putinovu bradu.<\/p>\n

6. Jen\u017ee minul\u00fd t\u00fdden sem zjistil, \u017ee nejen tvar, ale i vnit\u0159n\u00ed uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed t\u00e9 obasti se zd\u00e1 b\u00fdt alternov\u00e1no, a to tak, \u017ee tam, kde co si pamatuju byla n\u011bjak\u00e1 kost \u010di k\u00fdho v\u00fdra, je te\u010f pod k\u016f\u017e\u00ed takov\u00fd podivn\u00fd ros\u016flek, kter\u00fd se na dotek h\u00fdbe. Jojo, fuj, fuj.<\/p>\n

7. Po asi t\u0159\u00edhodinov\u00e9m zpov\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed googlu sem do\u0161el k tomu, \u017ee se tam po tom p\u00e1du ud\u011blala „voda<\/em>„, \u010di n\u011bjak\u00e1 jin\u00e1 sra\u010dka, a internet tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee se mus\u00ed vyt\u00e1hnout.<\/p>\n

8. Zkonzultoval sem \u017e\u00e1le\u017eitost po Skypu e\u0161t\u011b se sv\u00fdm kamar\u00e1dem l\u00e9ka\u0159em, kter\u00fd mi potvrdil, \u017ee je dost mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t mi google nel\u017ee ve snaze donutit m\u011b koupit si dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed rakev.<\/p>\n

9. Jen\u017ee j\u00edt v USA \u00a0k doktorovi znam\u00e9n\u00e1 p\u0159iznat tot\u00e1ln\u00ed syst\u00e9movou po\u0159\u00e1\u017eku. Proto\u017ee tady sou dokto\u0159i ve stejn\u00e9 pozici jako u n\u00e1s pr\u00e1vn\u00edci. Potenci\u00e1ln\u00ed bezp\u00e1te\u0159n\u00ed \u0161arlat\u00e1n, jeji\u017ech jedinou motivac\u00ed p\u0159i kontaktu s V\u00e1mi je zajistit si co nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00ednos do fondu „dal\u0161\u00ed zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 jachta<\/em>„. A \u010dlov\u011bk je jim odevzd\u00e1n, neschopen posoudit, zda to co s n\u00edm prov\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed je v\u016fbec nutn\u00e9, nato\u017e \u017e\u00e1douc\u00ed. \u00a0A v kombinaci s t\u00edm, \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd n\u00e1dech v ordinaci stoj\u00ed uboh\u00e9ho pacienta v pr\u016fm\u011bru 200 dolar\u016f je to dostate\u010dn\u011b nechutn\u00e9 na to, abych se nebyl ochoten do takov\u00e9 \u0161a\u0161k\u00e1rny zapojit.<\/p>\n

10. Prost\u011b doktor\u016fm tady d\u00e1m vyd\u011blat jen pokud p\u0159i tom budu v bezv\u011bdom\u00ed, bude to proti m\u00e9 v\u016fli, nebo bude nasnad\u011b, \u017ee fakt um\u00edr\u00e1m. Do t\u00e9 doby se ov\u0161em budu dr\u017eet sv\u00fdch princip\u016f. Kter\u00e9 bohu\u017eel vedou k tomu, \u017ee se nyn\u00ed na Youtube kouk\u00e1m na tutorial na t\u00e9ma „jak si podom\u00e1cku vyt\u00e1hnout vodu z kolene“<\/em> a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si: kdy\u017e to dok\u00e1\u017ee tenhle Ukrajinec na kameru, tak to by bylo, abych to nedal j\u00e1, t\u0159eba i poslepu. Ale mus\u00edm po\u010dkat do z\u00edt\u0159ka, a\u017e na to vyst\u0159\u00edzliv\u00edm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Jak sem p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika t\u00fddny zmi\u0148oval, o\u0161kliv\u011b sem se potloukl d\u00edky incidentu p\u0159i kter\u00e9m se st\u0159etla gravitace s rozv\u00e1zanou tkani\u010dkou a p\u0159\u00edkr\u00fdm schodi\u0161t\u011bm. 2. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed sem se „jen“ trochu pomuchlal a povedlo se mi nic nezlomit, nevyp\u00e1\u010dit, ani nenatrhnout. 3. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b prav\u00e9 koleno nenese ten z\u00e1\u017eitek tak ide\u00e1ln\u011b jak bych si p\u0159\u00e1l, a \u00a0nyn\u00ed … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: hal\u00ed\u0159, koleno a M\u00fdval<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1145"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1150,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1145\/revisions\/1150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}