1. Ka\u017ed\u00e9 slovo v tomto p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu je pravdiv\u00e9. V\u00edm \u017ee to sou prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed, kter\u00e1 \u010dasto znamenaj\u00ed nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00fd p\u0159iliv l\u017e\u00ed, ale tohe je v\u00fdjimka.\u00a0V ned\u011bli prvn\u00edho b\u0159ezna sem dot\u00e1\u010del tane\u010dn\u00ed sekvenci sv\u00e9ho budouc\u00edho sitcomov\u00e9ho hitu, a p\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1val jednu skupinovou sc\u00e9nu.<\/p>\n
2. Trvalo mi dost dlouho d\u00e1t v\u0161echny \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edky zase dohromady, a\u0165 u\u017e kv\u016fli jejich jin\u00fdm z\u00e1vazk\u016fm (a t\u011b\u017eko n\u011bkomu \u0159eknete a\u0165 se vysere na to \u017ee m\u00e1 bejt na place s Kevinem Baconem, a rad\u0161i doraz\u00ed k v\u00e1m) <\/em>nebo r\u016fzn\u00fdm zdravotn\u00edm neduh\u016fm a vedle toho e\u0161t\u011b obecn\u00e9 nestability a nespolehlivosti, kterou se herci vyzna\u010duj\u00ed. Tak sem m\u011bl trochu nerv, aby v\u0161echno klaplo.\u00a0Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee naopak se v\u0161echno tot\u00e1ln\u011b posralo. Posu\u010fte sami.<\/p>\n 3. Na place se m\u011blo sej\u00edt 9 herc\u016f a 7 \u010dlen\u016f \u0161t\u00e1bu. V\u0161ichni v\u0161echno potvrdili, z\u00e1lohy byly vyplaceny, rezervace ud\u011bl\u00e1ny, den vypadal slibn\u011b. A\u017e do momentu, kdy mi do\u0161la smska od HLAVN\u00cdHO PROTAGONISTY, \u017ee m\u00e1 ch\u0159ipku. A \u017ee nep\u0159ijde, proto\u017ee le\u017e\u00ed v posteli a sna\u017e\u00ed se nechc\u00edpnout. A tenhle ichtyl byl zrovna v ka\u017ed\u00e9m z\u00e1b\u011bru.<\/p>\n 4. \u00a0Svolal sem kameramana, pomocn\u00e9ho re\u017ei\u0161\u00e9ra, a zvuka\u0159e, a za\u010dali sme \u0159e\u0161it, jak je\/nen\u00ed provediteln\u00e9 to nato\u010dit bez n\u011bj, a n\u011bjak ho tam pozd\u011bji napasovat. Proto\u017ee ten mamlas je nejen v ka\u017ed\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u011b, ale e\u0161t\u011b k tomu sou to v\u011bt\u0161inou skupinov\u00e9 z\u00e1b\u011bry s relativn\u011b komplikovanou expozic\u00ed, tak\u017ee separ\u00e9 dot\u00e1\u010dky \u010di trikov\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed mi p\u0159i\u0161lo jako nesmysln\u00e9. Tedy nab\u011bhl sem na telefon, a z\u0161ikanoval nejen herce ale e\u0161t\u011b jeho nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tele, aby pochopil jak nutn\u00e9 je, aby dorazil. Povedlo se, ale asi jen d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee sem mu musel \u0159\u00edct \u017ee je moje „rockstar<\/em>“ a \u017ee mu na place nech\u00e1m sv\u016fj p\u0159\u00edd\u011bl koksu. Te\u010f m\u011b napad\u00e1, d\u011blal to divadlo cel\u00fd jen kv\u016fli lajn\u011b? To je ale l\u016fzr.<\/p>\n 5. V mometn\u011b kdy prvn\u00ed krize byla vy\u0159e\u0161ena, se ov\u0161em vyplavil tucet dal\u0161\u00edch pohrom. V m\u00edstnosti, kde sme m\u011bli nat\u00e1\u010det byla rozesran\u00e1 klimatizace. A to tak, \u017ee pekeln\u011b hu\u010dela. Z\u00e1sadn\u011b v\u00edc, ne\u017e minule. \u00a0Tzn. pro zvuka\u0159e m\u00edstnost t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nepou\u017eiteln\u00e1. Uspo\u0159\u00e1dali sme tedy dal\u0161\u00ed konsorcium a usnesli se, \u017ee to nato\u010d\u00edme i s t\u00edm ruchem, a bu\u010f se to poda\u0159\u00ed st\u00e1hnout v post-produkci, nebo se to dodabuje. Hr\u016fza, ale prost\u011b a\u0165 sme ma\u010dkali co sme ma\u010dkali, nebyli sme p\u00e1ny sv\u00e9ho v\u011btru.<\/p>\n 6. N\u00e1sledn\u011b dorazila klapka a uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee je taky nachc\u00edpan\u00e1. Nebyl by to probl\u00e9m, pokud by furt nekejchala, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b nekrv\u00e1cela z nosu. Sakra, taky fetuje? Kdy\u017e se se\u0161la v\u011bt\u0161ina herc\u016f a sed\u011bla na make-upu a prob\u00edrala se kostym\u00e9rnou, zjistilo se, \u017ee zcela z\u00e1sadn\u00ed pom\u016fcka (kravata)<\/em> pat\u0159\u00edc\u00ed co-leadovi, zustala u n\u011bkoho doma na podlaze. Nebyl by to takovej probl\u00e9m, kdyby ta zkuen\u00e1 kravata nehr\u00e1la roli ve sc\u00e9n\u011b, co u\u017e byla p\u0159ed-nato\u010den\u00e1 a navazovala p\u0159\u00edmou kontinuitou \u010dasov\u011b, obsazen\u00edm i prostorov\u011b na sc\u00e9nu, ve kter\u00e9 m\u00e1 ten t\u00fdpek tu kravatu na sob\u011b. Musel sem teda dopsat p\u00e1r sc\u00e9n a z\u00e1b\u011br\u016f do sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159e, aby n\u00e1m to dalo prostor pro to objeven\u00ed se kravaty. A\u017e uvid\u00edte n\u011bjak\u00fd sitcom, kde jeden z hlavn\u00edch hrdin\u016f m\u00e1 velmi podivn\u00e9 kecy vztahuj\u00edc\u00ed se ke kravat\u011b, kter\u00e1 se z\u00e1hy objev\u00ed na jeho krku, tak v\u011bzte, \u017ee to je to moje veled\u00edlo.<\/p>\n 7. Pak vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee hlavn\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e1 hrdinka nen\u00ed e\u0161t\u011b na place a m\u00e1 vypnutej telefon. Zavolal sem (v tomto po\u0159ad\u00ed)<\/em>: jej\u00edmu partnerovi, jej\u00edmu agentovi, jej\u00edmu producentovi, a jej\u00edmu poji\u0161\u0165ovac\u00edmu agentovi. Nikdo o n\u00ed nic nev\u011bd\u011bl. Tak sem se jen ujistil, \u017ee m\u00e1 dobrou \u017eivotn\u00ed pojistku, a za\u010dal v duchu pl\u00e1novat jednu ritu\u00e1ln\u00ed vra\u017edu. Tak\u017ee sem znova konsultoval technick\u00e9 odborn\u00edky, a p\u0159episoval sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159. Tentokr\u00e1t zna\u010dn\u011b krkolom\u011bji, ale nakonec sme to snad n\u011bjak dali dohromady.<\/p>\n 8. \u00a0V tom moment\u011b \u00a0dorazil choreograf. Vypadal jako kdy\u017e byl 12 let otrokem. Nevyspalej, pravd\u011bpodbn\u011b po kalb\u011b, sotva lezl. Co\u017e u choreograf\u016f nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1douc\u00ed kvalita. Jen co sem ho uklidil do \u0161atny a nacpal mu \u0148amku do sos\u00e1\u010dku, \u00a0bylo na\u010dase \u0159e\u0161it dal\u0161\u00ed pr\u016fser. Jedna z here\u010dek si sundala kalhoty (pocud dobr\u00fd<\/em>) a odhalila ort\u00e9zu, znemo\u017e\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed se \u00fa\u010dastnit tance. Ano, p\u0159episoval sem sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 pot\u0159et\u00ed, a m\u00e1lem se \u00a0se na to v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli fakt rozhodl vysrat. Uchr\u00e1nil m\u011b od toho fakt, \u017ee asistentce se mezit\u00edm poda\u0159ilo sehnat spr\u00e1vce budovy, kter\u00fd byl ochotnej dojet za n\u00e1ma 40 kilometru v ned\u011bli v poledne, a tu zkurvenou u\u0159vanou klimatizaci zne\u0161kodnit.<\/p>\n 9. Postupn\u011b se e\u0161t\u011b rozesral venkovn\u00ed repr\u00e1k, interi\u00e9rov\u00fd telefon, \u00a0po\u010d\u00edta\u010d nep\u0159ehr\u00e1val p\u0159edto\u010den\u00e1 videa, hlavn\u00ed herec (Mr.\u00a0Rock Star<\/em>) si furt pletl text, \u00a0vegansk\u00fd catering byl nepo\u017eivateln\u00fd, slun\u00ed\u010dko n\u00e1m mocn\u011b sv\u00edtilo p\u0159es okna do xichtu, ale \u017ealuzije by se barevn\u011b m\u00edsily s oblekem jednoho z herc\u016f, tak\u017ee je ne\u0161lo zat\u00e1hnout, \u00a0a skriptka posrala kontinuitu v oblasti p\u0159edm\u011bt\u016f na stole, tak\u017ee sem e\u0161t\u011b narychlo musel z \u010derven\u00e9ho drinku d\u011blat zelen\u00fd (neptejte se m\u011b jak<\/em>).<\/p>\n 9. Ale to nebylo zdaleka v\u0161echno. O p\u016fl hodiny pozd\u011bji se jeden z \u00a0herc\u016f omylem zabouchl venku, kdy\u017e vy\u0161el ze studia, aby si na tom mraze zakou\u0159il. \u00a0A my ho nejen nemohli naj\u00edt, ale po n\u00e1lezu p\u0159es ve\u0161kerou snahu mask\u00e9rky po\u0159\u00e1d vypadal v\u00edc jako kdy\u017e k n\u00e1m zrovna emigroval z Pandory. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b jeli sme d\u00e1l. Potom za\u010dalo fakt husn\u011b sn\u011b\u017eit, coz znemo\u017enilo nat\u00e1\u010det chv\u00edli venku, \u00a0jak sem pl\u00e1noval. Mezit\u00edm co j\u00e1 sem rozpracov\u00e1val ty nov\u011b dopsan\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny, kameraman se sna\u017eil vy\u0159e\u0161it zcela nov\u00fd probl\u00e9m a to sice kam um\u00edstit kameru tak, aby nevadila v z\u00e1b\u011bru kamery z protilehl\u00e9ho \u00fahlu a z\u00e1rove\u0148 neh\u00e1zela st\u00edn na ze\u010f, kterou ne\u0161lo po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nasv\u00edtit. Zvuka\u0159 bojoval s podhledama, kter\u00fd ne\u0161ly nadzvednout a tud\u00ed\u017e na \u00a0n\u011b ne\u0161el zav\u011bsit mikrofon. Pak p\u0159i\u0161la mask\u00e9rka a \u0159ekla \u017ee chce v\u00edc pen\u011bz, za to \u017ee p\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 ty dva lepr\u00e1ky na lidsky p\u016fs\u00edb\u00edc\u00ed bytosti. Poslal sem j\u00ed doprdele a nab\u00eddl \u017ee ji uk\u00e1\u017eu kde j\u00ed m\u00e1.<\/p>\n 10. \u00a0Po zbytek dne sem prost\u011b u\u017e jen polykal \u017elu\u010d a slzy, a modlil se, a\u0165 ve\u0161ker\u00e9 to pipl\u00e1n\u00ed, p\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed a sna\u017een\u00ed zvl\u00e1dnout ten chaos aspo\u0148 vypad\u00e1 nakonec dob\u0159e na pl\u00e1tn\u011b. Pracoval sem 11 hodin v kuse. Ti kdo m\u011b znaj\u00ed v\u00ed, \u017ee to m\u011b muselo m\u00e1lem zab\u00edt. Fakt sem t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 zdech. A kdyz sem ve\u010der slastn\u011b svalil do postele s pocitem \u0161patn\u011b odveden\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce a producent z Evropy mi po Skypu sd\u011blil \u017ee gratuluje, proto\u017ee sem pr\u00fd podle n\u011bj pr\u00e1v\u011b „odpromoval z re\u017eie“<\/em>, nezbylo mi nic jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e mu navrhnout, a\u0165 me otestuje na to, jestli zvl\u00e1dnu odpromovat i z oboru „donucen\u00ed producenta k sebevra\u017ede on line<\/em>„. Div\u00edte se mi snad?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Ka\u017ed\u00e9 slovo v tomto p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu je pravdiv\u00e9. V\u00edm \u017ee to sou prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed, kter\u00e1 \u010dasto znamenaj\u00ed nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00fd p\u0159iliv l\u017e\u00ed, ale tohe je v\u00fdjimka.\u00a0V ned\u011bli prvn\u00edho b\u0159ezna sem dot\u00e1\u010del tane\u010dn\u00ed sekvenci sv\u00e9ho budouc\u00edho sitcomov\u00e9ho hitu, a p\u0159ed\u011bl\u00e1val jednu skupinovou sc\u00e9nu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1179"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1185,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1179\/revisions\/1185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}