{"id":1187,"date":"2015-03-20T13:58:46","date_gmt":"2015-03-20T12:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2015-03-21T02:21:46","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T01:21:46","slug":"krutomyval-myval-dalsi-nohou-v-pekle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1187","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: M\u00fdval dal\u0161\u00ed nohou v pekle!"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Tak si tak v\u010dera oxiduju v kancel\u00e1\u0159i, nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m (teda pracovn\u00edho, jinak sem samoz\u0159ejm\u011b bu\u010f koukal na porno nebo makal na nov\u00e9m sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159i, oboje z\u00e1slu\u017en\u00e1 \u010dinnost<\/em>), a m\u00e1m se dob\u0159e, kdy\u017e zvon\u00ed telefon.<\/p>\n

2. Je to \u0161\u00e9f.\u00a0Pro jistotu d\u00e1m nohy ze stolu a p\u0159ekliknu z videa o trpasli\u010d\u00edch prostitutk\u00e1ch na word dokument zasran\u00fd n\u011bjakou smlouvou, kdyby n\u00e1hodou \u0161\u00e9f volal z mobilu a st\u00e1l za dve\u0159ma m\u00fdho kanclu a napadla ho ta neblah\u00e1 my\u0161lenka j\u00edt dovnit\u0159.<\/p>\n

3. „How are you and what can I do for you<\/em>„, za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m serviln\u011b a korpor\u00e1tn\u011b jako v\u017edy, a malinko si u toho ublinknu do vlastn\u00ed pusy.<\/p>\n

4. \u0160\u00e9f odpov\u00ed v\u011btou, \u017ee klienti m\u011b milujou, kolegov\u00e9 m\u011b milujou (taktn\u011b poml\u010del \u017ee kolegyn\u011b m\u011b milujou zejm\u00e9na u m\u011b doma v noci, a ty \u0161eredn\u00e9 aspo\u0148 s pl\u00e1\u010dem z d\u00e1lky<\/em>) a \u017ee sem prost\u011b b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd.<\/p>\n

5. „Chce m\u011b vo\u0161ukat<\/em>?“ prob\u011bhne mi hlavou. V\u017edycky sem si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee ta nar\u016f\u017eov\u011bl\u00e1 ko\u0161ile je v jeho p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jen excentrita, ale co kdy\u017e je to indik\u00e1tor n\u011b\u010deho jin\u00e9ho? Trochu sem zpozorn\u011bl.<\/p>\n

6. „Thats nice, thanks. And?<\/em>“ Pt\u00e1m se co j\u00e1 s t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u011b klienti milujou.<\/p>\n

7. „We want to reward you<\/em>„, op\u00e1\u010d\u00ed \u0161\u00e9f, tedy cht\u011bj\u00ed m\u011b n\u011b\u010d\u00edm odm\u011bnit. \u00a0\u00d3h la la, na to dycinky sly\u0161\u00edm r\u00e1d, to je jasn\u00e9. Za\u010dnu pravou rukou rovnou klikat na „find the most expensive vacation in Alaska<\/em>“ v p\u0159edstav\u011b, \u017ee se za nov\u00fd extra prima sexy bonus budu brzy v\u00e1let s leopardama a sn\u011b\u017enejma kr\u00e1l\u00edkama n\u011bkde v okol\u00ed Juneau, zat\u00edmco m\u011b budou mas\u00edrovat domorod\u00e9 14ctky, za zvuk\u016f \u0161um\u011bn\u00ed mo\u0159e zkomponovan\u00e9ho do jazzov\u00e9ho aran\u017em\u00e1 skladatelem co m\u011bl st\u00fdpko na Berkeley college a od\u0159ekl sv\u016fj koncert v Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei jen proto, aby p\u0159ilet\u011bl mi zahr\u00e1t na Alja\u0161ku.<\/p>\n

8. „Awesome. How<\/em>?“ Pt\u00e1m se a sna\u017e\u00edm se p\u0159edst\u00edrat nez\u00e1jem a skromnost aspo\u0148 t\u00edm, \u017ee do sv\u00e9ho hlasu \u00a0vn\u00e9su r\u00e1doby pokorn\u00e9 rozechv\u011bn\u00ed, jak an\u00e1ln\u00ed prvni\u010dka.<\/p>\n

9. „Next month we are sending you to mentor underprivileged kids. Its an incredible recognition. Congratulations<\/em>!“ vypadne ze \u0161\u00e9fa. A n\u00e1sledn\u011b se dozv\u00edm, \u017ee budu tr\u00e1vit 3 dny v n\u011bjak\u00e9 prdeli upstate New York t\u00edm, \u017ee spolu s „dal\u0161\u00edmi nejslibn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi budouc\u00edmi leadry v oboru<\/em>“ budu mentorovat n\u011bjak\u00e9 n\u00e1cky. Teda jako n\u00e1ctilet\u00e9. A prej n\u00e9 holky, proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd leader dostane na starost pouze p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edky sv\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed. Ch\u00e1pete tu hr\u016fzu? Budu muset p\u0159edst\u00edrat, \u017ee k velk\u00fdm pen\u011bz\u016fm a \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 kari\u00e9\u0159e se d\u00e1 dosp\u011bt tvrdou prac\u00ed a sna\u017eivost\u00ed, m\u00edsto \u0161ikovn\u00e9ho lhan\u00ed, skr\u00fdv\u00e1n\u00ed se, a ob\u010dasn\u00e9ho pokou\u0159en\u00ed \u010di vyl\u00edz\u00e1n\u00ed toho, kdo je t\u0159eba?<\/p>\n

10. To sem to dopracoval. Jen st\u011b\u017e\u00ed skr\u00fdv\u00e1m sv\u00e9 zklam\u00e1n\u00ed, e\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r vte\u0159in se \u0161\u00e9fem kec\u00e1me o golfu a jeho kolekci sportovn\u00edch aut, pak zav\u011bs\u00edm, a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm nad sv\u00fdm trudn\u00fdm osudem. \u017de j\u00e1 kret\u00e9n si nevzal Pi\u0161tu Hufn\u00e1gla, a nedal se na p\u011bstov\u00e1n\u00ed r\u016f\u017eov\u00fdch hyacint\u016f u\u017e p\u0159ed lety. Te\u010f sem mohl sed\u011bt na Kub\u011b ve sv\u00e9 haciend\u011b u mo\u0159e, a jedin\u00fd kontakt s d\u011btma \u010di n\u00e1ckama m\u00edt v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, kdy\u017e m\u011b \u00a0nezletil\u00e9 Kub\u00e1nky mas\u00edrujou, nebo kdy\u017e j\u00e1 z d\u00e1lky a steriln\u011b sleduju, jak Bartolom\u011bj roste do \u0161ikovn\u00e9ho zahradn\u00edho otroka. A od v\u0161eho jin\u00e9ho (a hlavn\u011b od p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed pr\u00e1ce<\/em>) m\u00edt pokoj. Ale to ono ne. \u017divot je pra\u0161iv\u00e1 \u010dubka!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Tak si tak v\u010dera oxiduju v kancel\u00e1\u0159i, nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m (teda pracovn\u00edho, jinak sem samoz\u0159ejm\u011b bu\u010f koukal na porno nebo makal na nov\u00e9m sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159i, oboje z\u00e1slu\u017en\u00e1 \u010dinnost), a m\u00e1m se dob\u0159e, kdy\u017e zvon\u00ed telefon. 2. Je to \u0161\u00e9f.\u00a0Pro jistotu d\u00e1m nohy ze stolu a p\u0159ekliknu z videa o trpasli\u010d\u00edch prostitutk\u00e1ch na word dokument zasran\u00fd n\u011bjakou … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: M\u00fdval dal\u0161\u00ed nohou v pekle!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1191,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}