{"id":1315,"date":"2015-06-23T00:18:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-22T23:18:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1315"},"modified":"2015-06-23T00:21:58","modified_gmt":"2015-06-22T23:21:58","slug":"krutomyval-viva-la-destruction-aneb-proc-by-nekdo-jezdil-do-francie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1315","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Viva La Destruction! (aneb: pro\u010d by n\u011bkdo jezdil do Francie?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nikde tu nen\u00ed klimatizace. Zato je tu spousta brouk\u016f a much, co\u017e znamen\u00e1 \u017ee bez klima na pokoji ste nucen\u00fd otev\u0159\u00edt okno <em>(pro\u010d by tu byly z\u00e1clony nebo s\u00edt\u011b \u017eejo?!<\/em><em><b>\u00a0<\/b>Pourquoi, pt\u00e1 se m\u011b drze recep\u010dn\u00ed<\/em>) hmyz to bere jako pozv\u00e1nku na ve\u010de\u0159i kde vy ste v\u0161ech p\u011bt chod\u016f.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Led je asi vz\u00e1cn\u00e1 komodita dov\u00e1\u017eej\u00edc\u00ed se tankerem z Norska. Kter\u00fd \u010dasto ztroskot\u00e1v\u00e1 a proto tu led bu\u010f v\u016fbec nen\u00ed nebo s n\u00edm zach\u00e1zej\u00ed jako s diamantem, kter\u00fd Leonardo DiCaprio pr\u00e1v\u011b o\u010distil od krve d\u011bt\u00ed.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. \u00a0Mezi 3 a 7 odpoledn\u011b se tu ned\u00e1 sehnat j\u00eddlo ani slu\u017eby. Nikdo nefach\u00e1. Je to tu jako u Fuk\u016f doma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Tax\u00edk si odpoledne na\u00fa\u010dtoval 20 euro za 1 kilometr. Ano, \u010dtete spr\u00e1vn\u011b. Ja mu zase na\u00fa\u010dtoval 20 klik\u016f pod t\u00edhou m\u00fd p\u011bsti. Ale jen ment\u00e1ln\u011b, proto\u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu b\u00edt lidi na ve\u0159ejnosti, prej, rad\u00ed mi m\u016fj pr\u00e1vn\u00edk. Po\u010dk\u00e1m si tedy na toho zlod\u011bje v temn\u00e9 aleji mezi dv\u011bma obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b velkejma levandulema<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. V\u0161echno je tu d\u011bsn\u011b drah\u00fd. hotel za 200 euro za noc je tu &#8222;kutloch pro \u0161up\u00e1ky&#8220;. Ve\u010de\u0159e pro 4 za 200 euro je &#8222;norma&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. Hraje tu d\u011bsn\u00e1 hudba. N\u011bco asi jako kdyby Meatloaf zn\u00e1silnil Kelly Jamily. Do zadku. v\u0161echny. najednou.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. je to tu moc zelen\u00fd. ale to mi vadilo u\u017e i na Irsku. prost\u011b zelen\u00e1 pat\u0159\u00ed jen do bl\u00e1zince. jinde pouze v omezen\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed pros\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Nikdo tu nemluv\u00ed anglicky, ani ve slu\u017eb\u00e1ch. Nemohl sem si vzpomenout jak \u00a0se \u0159ekne &#8222;<em>pe\u0159ina<\/em>&#8222;, a &#8222;<em>duvet<\/em>&#8220; se jim (recep\u010dn\u00edm ve 4 hv\u011bzdov\u00e9m hotelu) nezd\u00e1l, musel sem jim to nakreslit. Kde to sme?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Arogance, sprostota, lenost. Ne rovnost volnost bratrstv\u00ed. Pche.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. Pro\u010d j\u00e1 hlup\u00e1k se rad\u0161i neo\u017eenil za Pi\u0161tu Hufn\u00e1gla, byli bychom te\u010f ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bkde jinde. Kdekoliv jinde ne\u017e na pitom\u00e9 Francouzsk\u00e9 rivi\u00e9\u0159e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. T\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nikde tu nen\u00ed klimatizace. Zato je tu spousta brouk\u016f a much, co\u017e znamen\u00e1 \u017ee bez klima na pokoji ste nucen\u00fd otev\u0159\u00edt okno (pro\u010d by tu byly z\u00e1clony nebo s\u00edt\u011b \u017eejo?!\u00a0Pourquoi, pt\u00e1 se m\u011b drze recep\u010dn\u00ed) hmyz to bere jako pozv\u00e1nku na ve\u010de\u0159i kde vy ste v\u0161ech p\u011bt chod\u016f. 2. Led je asi vz\u00e1cn\u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1315\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Krutom\u00fdval: Viva La Destruction! (aneb: pro\u010d by n\u011bkdo jezdil do Francie?)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1315"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1319,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1315\/revisions\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}