{"id":1320,"date":"2015-06-27T18:21:21","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T17:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2015-06-27T18:32:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-27T17:32:50","slug":"krutomyval-mudr-pudr-a-judr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: MUDr. PUDr. a JUDr."},"content":{"rendered":"

1. \u00a0Od t\u00e9 doby co \u017eiju v USA si v\u00e1\u017e\u00edm \u010desk\u00e9ho zdravotnictv\u00ed. Nikoliv proto, \u017ee by snad bylo n\u011bjak z\u00e1sadn\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed, ale \u010dist\u011b proto, \u017ee je (zd\u00e1nliv\u011b<\/em>) zdarma. Platit n\u011bjak\u00e9 od v\u00fdkonu ur\u010den\u00e9 ceny doktor\u016fm je toti\u017e asi stejn\u00e1 hovadina jako platit dle tarifu pr\u00e1vn\u00edk\u016fm – ani jeden pak nem\u00e1 motivaci v\u00e1m skute\u010dn\u011b pomoct, kdy\u017e za ka\u017edou dal\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu m\u00e1 dostat pen\u00edze nav\u00edc, \u017eejo.<\/p>\n

2. Proto by se m\u011blo zav\u00e9st placen\u00ed za v\u00fdsledek. Trochu odpov\u011bdnosti do t\u00e9 fu\u0161a\u0159iny! Ale ne\u017e bude ve zdravotnictv\u00ed tento bohulib\u00fd n\u00e1pad zrealizov\u00e1n, sem odk\u00e1z\u00e1n na milost a nemilost hami\u017en\u00fdch fel\u010da\u0159\u016f, co ve m\u011b vid\u00ed nov\u00e9 r\u00e1hno na svou jachtu.<\/p>\n

3. Proto, kdykoliv zav\u00edt\u00e1m do \u010cR, t\u011b\u017e\u00edm zde z t\u00e9 jedin\u00e9 v\u00fdhody faktu, \u017ee sem se tu narodil: \u010derp\u00e1m zdravotn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010di jako o \u017eivot (hehe<\/em>). Jen\u017ee i tady maj\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159i n\u011bjak\u00e1 ta pravidla, a hlavn\u011b pekeln\u00e9 objednac\u00ed lh\u016fty. A do m\u00e9ho d\u017eemem nabit\u00e9ho t\u00fddne se nehod\u00ed, kdy\u017e mi specialista \u0159ekne „p\u0159ij\u010fte za 7 t\u00fddn\u016f<\/em>„.<\/p>\n

4. \u0158e\u0161en\u00ed? Korupce ve form\u011b p\u0159ed\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed r\u016fzn\u011b nadit\u00fdch lahv\u00ed v\u00edn, nebo vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed zn\u00e1mosti. Jeliko\u017e sem skrbl\u00edk, s\u00e1z\u00edm na zn\u00e1mosti, a co nem\u00e1m, si vy\u0161uk\u00e1m. Proto sem u\u017e preventivn\u011b p\u0159ed 3mi lety za\u010dal nejen kl\u00e1tit ale i mal\u00fdmi d\u00e1rky zahrnovat jednu v\u0161ehoschopnou l\u00e9ka\u0159ku.\u00a0Sle\u010dna je vysok\u00e1, vysol\u00e1rkovan\u00e1, napudrovan\u00e1, udr\u017eovan\u00e1 blond\u00fdna, co v pauz\u00e1ch mezi sexem se mnou internuje v presti\u017en\u00ed Pra\u017esk\u00e9 nemocnici. \u00a0A takov\u00fd renomovan\u00fd nemocni\u010dn\u00ed internista se hod\u00ed, ten m\u00e1 toti\u017e konexe a schopnosti vyjednat v\u00e1m term\u00edn v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b na hodinu a e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc u \u010dlov\u011bka, co nebude n\u011bjak\u00fd anonymn\u00ed \u0159ezn\u00edk.<\/p>\n

5. \u00a0Jen\u017ee, sv\u011bte div se, \u00a0sle\u010dna MUDr. PUDr. za\u010dala m\u00edt vedle v\u00fdhod i po\u017eadavky. A u\u017e nesta\u010d\u00ed parf\u00e9mek z leti\u0161t\u011b nebo bi\u017euterie z obcho\u010f\u00e1ku. U\u017e si n\u00e1rokuje i v\u00fdlety a m\u016fj \u010das. Kdybych u\u017e, z\u0159ejm\u011b d\u00edky sv\u00e9mu nez\u0159izen\u00e9mu \u017eivotn\u00edmu stylu, zahrnuj\u00edc\u00edmu mimo d\u011bvek, stresu, chlastu i koks, \u00a0nem\u011bl touto dobou u\u017e trochu podlomen\u00e9 zdrav\u00ed, asi bych se na to v\u0161echno vybodl. Ale kdy\u017e m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk pocit, \u017ee brzo bude pot\u0159ebovat operaci nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eky, trojitej bypass, v\u00fdm\u011bnu jater, dial\u00fdzu ledvin, restrukturalizaci \u017eiln\u00edho syst\u00e9mu a rehabilitaci erekce, mus\u00ed j\u00edt osobn\u00ed preference stranou.<\/p>\n

6. Tak sem se j\u00ed opatrn\u011b zeptal, kam chce. Prej na Francouzskou Rivi\u00e9ru. Kurva, pro\u010d mus\u00edm kl\u00e1tit a pot\u0159ebovat tak neskromn\u00fd \u017eensk\u00fd?! To by j\u00ed nesta\u010dil vejlet do P\u0159\u00edbrami? P\u016fvodn\u011b sem j\u00ed s t\u00edm cht\u011bl i s \u017eabo\u017eroutskou Rivi\u00e9rou poslat n\u011bkam, ale kdy\u017e se po jedn\u00e9 propa\u0159en\u00e9 noci ozval zdravotn\u00ed probl\u00e9m co singalizoval u\u017e opravdu bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edc\u00ed se selh\u00e1n\u00ed jater, \u0159ekl sem si, \u017ee \u010dert vem 50 t\u00e1c\u016f za Frankoland a koupil sem letenky a zabookoval hotel. Proto\u017ee transplantace jater maj\u00edc\u00ed p\u016fvod v chlastu a drog\u00e1ch v USA nen\u00ed hrazen\u00e1 poji\u0161\u0165ovnou, a vy\u0161la by m\u011b asi na 2 mili\u00f3ny korun. A v \u010cR se k n\u00ed bez zn\u00e1most\u00ed jen tak nedostanu, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b m\u011b p\u0159i n\u00ed n\u011bkdo zabije.<\/p>\n

7. Ve Francii to bylo p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd, a to sem vyl\u00ed\u010dil<\/a> asi jen desetinu t\u011bch hr\u016fz co tam \u010dlov\u011bka \u010dek\u00e1. Nikdo tam nejzed\u011bte. P\u0159eju t\u011bm baretovo\u0161oust\u016fm obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b silnou vlnu uprchl\u00edk\u016f. Pot\u0159ebujou je jako s\u016fl, aby tam trochu zam\u00e1vali s t\u00edm jejich zkostnat\u011bl\u00fdm a Uber (yes, pun intended<\/em>) socialistick\u00fdm (ne<\/em>)syst\u00e9mem.<\/p>\n

8. Ale zp\u011bt k MUDr. PUDr. \u00a0Nakonec v\u00fdletov\u00e1n\u00ed neslo sv\u00e9 ovoce. Nechal sem si 4 dny od r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera relativn\u011b odborn\u011b monitorovat sv\u00e9 (chatrn\u00e9<\/em>) zdrav\u00ed, mas\u00edrovat z\u00e1da u Azurov\u00e9ho pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed a mezi l\u00e1dov\u00e1n\u00edm se lan\u00fd\u017eema sem sledoval, jak se mi na d\u00e1lku za\u0159izujou pot\u0159ebn\u00e1 vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed a konzultace. \u00a0A v\u0161echny v rozsahu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch 7 dn\u016f. \u00a0Par\u00e1di\u010dka.<\/p>\n

9. Probl\u00e9m je, \u017ee mimo pravideln\u00e9ho sexu (d\u00edky bohu za Viagru<\/em>) MUDr.PUDr. postupn\u011b za\u010dala cht\u00edt i vyzn\u00e1n\u00ed. V jednom obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b nest\u0159e\u017een\u00e9m moment\u011b mi i sama \u0159ekla, \u017ee m\u011b miluje, a n\u00e1sledn\u011b za\u010dala v\u00fdznamn\u011b mrkat sv\u00fdma v\u00fdznamn\u011b dlouhejma \u0159asama. \u00a0P\u0159i\u0161lo mi, \u017ee je to vhodnej moment na to j\u00ed ozn\u00e1mit, \u017ee m\u00e1m d\u00edt\u011b<\/a>. P\u0159edstavoval sem si, \u017ee to na n\u00ed bude p\u016fsobit stejn\u011b jako na chlapy. \u010clov\u011bku se ta osoba hned zhnus\u00ed, a okam\u017eit\u011b po p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm sexu si zablokuje jej\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo. Ale ono ne, ono j\u00ed to, kua, dojalo! A \u00fadajn\u011b „j\u00ed to v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed<\/em>“ a dokonce se „t\u011b\u0161\u00ed a\u017e mal\u00e9ho pozn\u00e1“<\/em>.<\/p>\n

10. Zbylo tedy jedin\u00e9. \u0158\u00edct j\u00ed, \u017ee vedle haranta m\u00e1m i ajc. Jen\u017ee doprdelekurvadr\u00e1t, n\u00e1sledn\u011b vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee i ten u\u017e se dneska d\u00e1 l\u00e9\u010dit. Hned zavolala p\u0159edn\u00edmu \u010desk\u00e9mu specialistovai na ajc, a dojednala mi sch\u016fzku. Musel sem j\u00ed \u00a0pak \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee j\u00ed za to miluju. To m\u011b poser. Nev\u00edm co tomu chlapovi budu ve st\u0159edu pov\u00eddat. Ale t\u0159eba se mi poda\u0159\u00ed si ten ajc do t\u00e9 doby e\u0161t\u011b uhnat. Vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm na Hlav\u00e1k a du do sexu s prvn\u00ed \u0161pinavou \u0161lapkou, co se tam namane. Koneckonc\u016f, p\u0159esn\u011b tak jak to m\u00e1m rad.<\/p>\n

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1. \u00a0Od t\u00e9 doby co \u017eiju v USA si v\u00e1\u017e\u00edm \u010desk\u00e9ho zdravotnictv\u00ed. Nikoliv proto, \u017ee by snad bylo n\u011bjak z\u00e1sadn\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed, ale \u010dist\u011b proto, \u017ee je (zd\u00e1nliv\u011b) zdarma. Platit n\u011bjak\u00e9 od v\u00fdkonu ur\u010den\u00e9 ceny doktor\u016fm je toti\u017e asi stejn\u00e1 hovadina jako platit dle tarifu pr\u00e1vn\u00edk\u016fm – ani jeden pak nem\u00e1 motivaci v\u00e1m skute\u010dn\u011b pomoct, kdy\u017e … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: MUDr. PUDr. a JUDr.<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1320"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1337,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1320\/revisions\/1337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}