{"id":1339,"date":"2015-07-17T21:05:51","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T20:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1339"},"modified":"2015-07-20T13:56:24","modified_gmt":"2015-07-20T12:56:24","slug":"krutomyval-na-ostri-korporatni-unylosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1339","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: na ost\u0159\u00ed korpor\u00e1tn\u00ed unylosti"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. A\u0165 \u017eije hyperkorektnost.<\/p>\n

2. P\u0159es rok pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci t\u0159i term\u00edny, kter\u00e9 sem s\u00e1m \u0161ikovn\u011b vymyslel a roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159il mezi sv\u00e9 podan\u00e9. Ne \u017ee bych vytvo\u0159il nov\u00e1 slova, to ne, jen sem prost\u011b exekutivn\u011b rozhodl, \u017ee ur\u010dit\u00fdm slovem se bude ozna\u010dovat konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed skupina klient\u016f.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0M\u011bl sem k\u00a0tomu sv\u00e9 d\u016fvody. Jeden z\u00a0t\u011bch nechutn\u00fdch projekt\u016f, na kter\u00fdch m\u011b obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b \u0161tve fakt, \u017ee zat\u00edm st\u00e1le e\u0161t\u011b nejsem dostate\u010dn\u011b siln\u00e1 osobnost na to, abych p\u0159estal b\u00fdt pr\u00e1vn\u00edkem, vy\u017eadoval abychom k\u00a0jedn\u00e9 skupin\u011b lid\u00ed p\u0159istupovali jinak, ne\u017e k\u00a0druh\u00e9.\u00a0To d\u00e1 rozum. V\u0161ichni sme si rovn\u00ed, ale prasata sou si rovn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

4. Jeliko\u017e se ze skupiny do skupiny dalo za ur\u010dit\u00fdch, p\u0159esn\u011b specifikovan\u00fdch podm\u00ednek r\u016fzn\u011b infiltrovat, a v\u00a0r\u00e1mci ka\u017ed\u00e9 t\u00e9 skupiny m\u011bl klient \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9 zach\u00e1zen\u00ed, bylo nutn\u00e9 vymyslet jejich jednozna\u010dn\u00e9 pojmenov\u00e1n\u00ed, aby se m\u00fdm otrok\u016fm nejen nepletlo kdo je kdo, ale sp\u00ed\u0161 aby se jednozna\u010dn\u011b dalo zapamatovat, co se s\u00a0kterou skupinou m\u00e1\/d\u00e1 d\u011blat\/ned\u011blat.\u00a0Te\u010f po roce za mnou ov\u0161em p\u0159i\u0161el m\u00edstn\u00ed \u0161\u00e9f p\u0159es pracovn\u00ed pr\u00e1vo, a pravil, \u017ee by si jen nerad myslel, \u017ee v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci m\u00e1m \u00famysl n\u011bkoho sexu\u00e1ln\u011b, \u010di jinak hara\u0161it.<\/p>\n

5. P\u0159ed o\u010dima mi v\u00a0t\u00e9 chv\u00edli prob\u011bhla ta fronta asistentek marketingu a odd\u011blen\u00ed pro spr\u00e1vu energi\u00ed, kter\u00e9 sem tu postupn\u011b kl\u00e1til, a hore\u010dnat\u011b sem p\u0159emej\u0161lel, kter\u00e1 z\u00a0t\u011bch mrch m\u011b pr\u00e1skla, a co na n\u00ed m\u00e1m hnusn\u00e9ho, abych j\u00ed u p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9ho \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed mohl zni\u010dit, a e\u0161t\u011b l\u00e9pe strategick\u00fdm vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00edm dop\u0159edu za\u0159\u00eddit, aby k\u00a0tomu \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed v\u016fbec nedo\u0161lo.<\/p>\n

6. Pak m\u011b polilo horko z\u00a0pocitu, \u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 m\u00e1m druh\u00fdho haranta na cest\u011b. To bych se \u0161el rovnou ob\u011bsit, u\u017e takhle je ta finan\u010dn\u00ed t\u00ed\u017ee v\u00a0podob\u011b out\u011b\u017eku zvan\u00e9m Bartolom\u011bj<\/a> t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nezvladateln\u00e1. (nen\u00ed na \u010dase aby harant za\u010dal s\u00e1m vyn\u00e1\u0161et?<\/em>!).<\/p>\n

7. Navenek sem ale nehnul ani brvou, a sebev\u011bdom\u011b ale krotce (to je obzvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed um\u011bn\u00ed, to si zkou\u0161ejte doma p\u0159ed zrcadlem<\/em>) sem pronesl, \u017ee samoz\u0159ejm\u011b bych taky nerad, aby si to on myslel, a \u017ee se domn\u00edv\u00e1m, \u017ee k\u00a0tomu nem\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd d\u016fvod.<\/p>\n

8. P\u0159i t\u011bchto slovech v\u0161ak, mus\u00edm p\u0159iznat, se mi asi malinko roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159ily zornice a zv\u00fd\u0161ila potivost na dlan\u00edch, z\u00a0toho, jak sem nestydat\u011b lhal.\u00a0Protivn\u00edk ale pokra\u010doval, zd\u00e1lo se bez pov\u0161imnut\u00ed a sd\u011blil mi, \u017ee nad\u00e1le nem\u016f\u017eu pou\u017e\u00edvat ta \u201eharassmentem zav\u00e1n\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed ozna\u010den\u00ed\u201c<\/em> pro r\u016fzn\u00e9 skupiny klient\u016f.<\/p>\n

9. \u0160marja to se mi ulevilo. Radostn\u011b sem mu p\u0159isl\u00edbil, \u017ee plat\u00ed, a \u0161el otrok\u016fm napsat email, \u017ee si maj\u00ed ve sv\u00fdch slo\u017ek\u00e1ch p\u0159ejmenovat n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed skupiny takto: \u201enedotknuteln\u00e9<\/em>\u201c na \u201evy\u0148at\u00e9<\/em>\u201c, \u201emoment\u00e1ln\u011b nedotknuteln\u00e9<\/em>\u201c na \u201emoment\u00e1ln\u011b vy\u0148at\u00e9<\/em>\u201c a \u201edotknuteln\u00e9<\/em>\u201c na \u201emodifikovan\u00e9<\/em>\u201c.<\/p>\n

10. Pak sem si \u0161el ze sam\u00e9ho \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed z\u00a0toho, jak to dob\u0159e dopadlo, d\u00e1t na z\u00e1chod lajnu, vyfotit p\u00e9ro, a poslat ho nov\u00e9 asistence z\u00a0odd\u011blen\u00ed kvality. P\u0159i\u0161lo mi toti\u017e, ze na m\u011b p\u0159i ob\u011bd\u011b v\u00fdznamn\u011b mrk\u00e1 a \u017ee bych j\u00ed mohl nab\u00eddnout, aby prostudovala, zda spole\u010dnosti p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00edm dostate\u010dnou kvalitu. Nejl\u00e9pe pak u n\u00ed doma po osm\u00e9 dneska ve\u010der.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. A\u0165 \u017eije hyperkorektnost. 2. P\u0159es rok pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m v\u00a0pr\u00e1ci t\u0159i term\u00edny, kter\u00e9 sem s\u00e1m \u0161ikovn\u011b vymyslel a roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159il mezi sv\u00e9 podan\u00e9. Ne \u017ee bych vytvo\u0159il nov\u00e1 slova, to ne, jen sem prost\u011b exekutivn\u011b rozhodl, \u017ee ur\u010dit\u00fdm slovem se bude ozna\u010dovat konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed skupina klient\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1339"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1351,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1339\/revisions\/1351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}