1. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 vstoupit do svazku man\u017eelsk\u00e9ho. Ale to d\u00e1 rozum.<\/p>\n
2. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 v\u011bdom\u011b si po\u0159\u00eddit haranty. Jako ka\u017ed\u00fd kdo je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, tzn. nic co by \u010dlov\u011bka m\u011blo zneklid\u0148ovat.<\/p>\n
3. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 na sv\u00e1 bedra vz\u00edt hypot\u00e9ku. To je dlouhodob\u00fd z\u00e1vazek, tedy v\u011bc ne\u017e\u00e1douc\u00ed, tak\u017ee je jedin\u011b rozumn\u00e9 tuto oblast \u00fapln\u011b ignorovat.<\/p>\n
4. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 upsat se k \u010demukoliv na leasing. \u00a0P\u00e1\u010d to je opr\u00e1tka.<\/p>\n
5. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 uzav\u00edrat smlouvy, kde se po n\u011bm vy\u017eaduje jak\u00e9koliv opakuj\u00edc\u00ed se pln\u011bn\u00ed. \u00a0Fuck 02.<\/p>\n
6. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 p\u0159islibovat \u00fa\u010dast na dovolen\u00fdch a podobn\u00fdch v\u011bcech, kter\u00e9 se mus\u00ed pl\u00e1novat dop\u0159edu. Jak m\u016f\u017ee toti\u017e v\u011bd\u011bt, jestli se mu za 4 m\u011bs\u00edce e\u0161t\u011b bude cht\u00edt na Alja\u0161ku nebo ne?<\/p>\n
7. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 zam\u011bstnaneck\u00fd pom\u011br, vy\u017eaduj\u00edc\u00ed jeho ka\u017edodenn\u00ed v\u010dasn\u00e9 doch\u00e1zen\u00ed kamkoliv. Sem snad otrok?<\/p>\n
8. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 n\u00e1vrhy na to, \u017ee by m\u011bl \u00a0b\u00fdt do\u017eivotn\u011b monogamn\u00ed. Paul Newman m\u011bl sice asi pravdu s t\u00edm stejkem, ale fakt po zbytek \u017eivota? To je p\u0159eci tot\u00e1ln\u00ed hovadina.<\/p>\n
9. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 cokoliv slibovat. Sliby se toti\u017e maj\u00ed plnit nejen o V\u00e1noc\u00edch, a jedince takov\u00fd mega z\u00e1vazek zna\u010dn\u011b zneklid\u0148uje.<\/p>\n
10. Jedinec odm\u00edt\u00e1 dopoledne si zavolat do sv\u00e9 obl\u00edben\u00e9 lah\u016fdk\u00e1rny, aby mu schovali na ve\u010der Ceasar sal\u00e1t, kter\u00fd je nejlep\u0161\u00ed ve m\u011bst\u011b. Proto\u017ee pak by ho po zbytek dne stresovalo, \u017ee se k n\u011b\u010demu zav\u00e1zal. Co kdy\u017e u\u017e ten sal\u00e1t ve\u010der nebude cht\u00edt a m\u00e1 najednou povinnost si ho \u00a0i tak j\u00edt p\u0159evz\u00edt? \u00a0A kdy\u017e pak ve\u010der sal\u00e1t nemaj\u00ed a p\u0159emlouvaj\u00ed jedince, aby si dal\u0161\u00ed den zavolal a objednal si pokrm dop\u0159edu a jedinec d\u016fkladnou introspekc\u00ed zjist\u00ed, \u017ee tak velk\u00fd z\u00e1vazek mu p\u0159ijde p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 svobodu-omezuj\u00edc\u00ed, asi je \u010das zavolat m\u00edsto Ghostbuster\u016f psychiatra. A te\u010f m\u011b omluvte, du vyt\u00e1\u010det.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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