1. Proto\u017ee se do dve\u0159\u00ed od bytu zrovna zasekla sekera a je zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee exekutor u\u017e zjistil, kde bydl\u00edte. Je na \u010dase vst\u00e1t a vysko\u010dit z okna. S Renoirem pod py\u017eamem a zlatejma zubama po d\u011bdovi v hluboko v prdeli, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n
2. Proto\u017ee i po tom nejlep\u0161\u00edm an\u00e1ln\u00edm sexu s mladou milenkou je dobr\u00fd se umejt.<\/p>\n
3. Proto\u017ee u\u017e nem\u00e1te co blejt z hladu, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b\u00a0proto\u017ee v posteli u\u017e je v\u00edc mo\u010di, ne\u017e sucha.<\/p>\n
4. Proto\u017ee v\u00e1m na mobil zavolal \u0161\u00e9f, \u017ee dost\u00e1v\u00e1te zlat\u00e9ho pad\u00e1ka, a vy tak kone\u010dn\u011b m\u016f\u017eete vyrazit do Karibiku p\u011bstovat hyacinty a ps\u00e1t memoir \u00a0leniv\u00e9ho \u0161\u00edlence.<\/p>\n
5. Proto\u017ee man\u017eelka se pr\u00e1v\u011b probudila a chce za\u010d\u00edt mluvit.<\/p>\n
6. Proto\u017ee man\u017eelka se pr\u00e1v\u011b probudila a vyhro\u017euje sexem. P\u0159i kter\u00e9m nav\u00edc vy byste musel v\u0161echno odd\u0159\u00edt, jako obvykle!<\/p>\n
7. Proto\u017ee kone\u010dn\u011b Apple vyrobil Ipad na kter\u00fdm se d\u00e1 rozd\u011blit obrazovka a z\u00e1rove\u0148 pou\u0161t\u011bt video a surfovat po netu. Kua, chlapi, u\u017e je fakt na \u010dase!!!<\/p>\n
8. Proto\u017ee rodi\u010de pr\u00e1v\u011b vypadli z bytu a je \u0161ance jim proj\u00edt \u0161upl\u00edky a vykr\u00e1st cokoliv hodnotn\u00e9ho, co tam \u00a0mohli nechat. (p\u0159ece si nebudete drogy platit z vlastn\u00edho<\/em>)<\/p>\n 9. Proto\u017ee jedno z va\u0161ich nezletil\u00fdch ratolest\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b nakouklo do pokoje a ozn\u00e1milo v\u00e1m, \u017ee mu sice do vany upadlo mor\u010de, ale a\u0165 se nevzru\u0161ujete, mikrovlnka \u017ee ho vysu\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n 10. Proto\u017ee na internet unikly z\u00e1b\u011bry z toho jak ob\u0159\u00ed \u010dernoch v nik\u00e1bu nacpal svoj\u00ed p\u011bst namo\u010denou v medu a vyv\u00e1lenou v mixu gumovejch medv\u00eddk\u016f se st\u0159epama do prdele Tomia Okamury, a vy chcete vyrazit do ulic to j\u00edt ve\u0159ejn\u011b oslavit.<\/p>\n \n pozn\u00e1mka redakce:<\/em> v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m jin\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpade se vst\u00e1vat nevyplat\u00ed, a pokud v\u00e1m n\u011bkdo tvrd\u00ed opak, tak l\u017ee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Proto\u017ee se do dve\u0159\u00ed od bytu zrovna zasekla sekera a je zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee exekutor u\u017e zjistil, kde bydl\u00edte. Je na \u010dase vst\u00e1t a vysko\u010dit z okna. S Renoirem pod py\u017eamem a zlatejma zubama po d\u011bdovi v hluboko v prdeli, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1453"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1458,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1453\/revisions\/1458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}