1. Tak se mi povedlo se dostat do \u00e9teru jednoho m\u00edstn\u00edho r\u00e1dia, se sv\u00fdm stand-upem.\u00a0A kdy\u017e \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m m\u00edstn\u00edho, tak mysl\u00edm r\u00e1dio co vys\u00edl\u00e1 p\u0159es 4 st\u00e1ty a m\u00e1 n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek mili\u00f3n\u016f poslucha\u010d\u016f.<\/p>\n
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2. Poslal sem jim toti\u017e n\u011bkdy v \u010dervenci uk\u00e1zku sv\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu, v touze se probojovat do jejich nejpopul\u00e1rn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed komicky lad\u011bn\u00e9 show. Do srpna sem na to ale \u00fapln\u011b zapomn\u011bl, a tak se jeden obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b nudn\u00fd pracovn\u00ed p\u00e1tek divil, kdy\u017e mi zavolal producent, \u017ee se jim moje d\u00edlo l\u00edbilo a \u017ee teda \u00a0dostanu sv\u00fdch p\u00e1r minut \u0161ance na zaperlen\u00ed.<\/p>\n
3. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sem sk\u00e1kal nad\u0161en\u00edm, p\u00e1\u010d to byla nesm\u00edrn\u00e1 pocta. Dostat se tam, b\u00fdt v show \u010dlov\u011bka, co o rating sout\u011b\u017e\u00ed s Howardem Sternem a m\u00edt mo\u017enost p\u0159edv\u00e9st se p\u0159ed mili\u00f3nama neboh\u00fdch am\u00edku.<\/p>\n
4. Jen\u017ee, pak se mi to trochu rozle\u017eelo, a znerv\u00f3zn\u011bl sem. Velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st \u00fasp\u011bchu m\u00e9ho vystupov\u00e1n\u00ed v r\u00e1mci \u017e\u00e1nru stand-up, je podle m\u011b v tom, \u017ee m\u011b lidi vid\u00ed. M\u016f\u017eou teda sledovat jak gestikuluju, jak vypad\u00e1m, jakou m\u00e1m mimiku a co k tomu d\u011bl\u00e1m za pohyby.\u00a0V r\u00e1diu nic z toho nebude.<\/p>\n
5. Nav\u00edc po\u0159\u00e1d e\u0161t\u011b (a asi u\u017e nav\u017edy<\/em>) m\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00fd by\u0165 n\u00e9 zrovna siln\u00fd ale p\u0159esto detekovateln\u00fd p\u0159\u00edzvuk, kter\u00fd p\u0159enos po r\u00e1diu ur\u010dit\u011b akor\u00e1t zes\u00edl\u00ed. A vystoupen\u00ed budu d\u011blat po mobilu, co\u017e znamen\u00e1 starat se e\u0161t\u011b o to, aby mi slou\u017eil sign\u00e1l, aby se n\u011bco technicky neposralo, a dr\u017eet ten kr\u00e1m v ruce, p\u00e1\u010d producent mi asi sedmdes\u00e1tp\u011btkr\u00e1t opakoval, \u017ee je za \u017e\u00e1dnou cenu nem\u00e1m d\u00e1vat na hlasit\u00fd odposlech. Co\u017e sem, pochopiteln\u011b, cht\u011bl ud\u011blat.<\/p>\n 6. \u0158ekl sem si teda, \u017ee si koup\u00edm n\u011bjakej prima hands-free set, abych telefon nemusel dr\u017eet u ucha jak n\u00fdmand, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 aby m\u011b bylo dob\u0159e sly\u0161et. Pl\u00e1n se zd\u00e1l b\u00fdt nepr\u016fst\u0159eln\u00fd. Bohu\u017eel v souladu se svou pra\u0161ivou osobnost\u00ed sem n\u00e1kup headsetu nechal a\u017e na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli. To bych toti\u017e nebyl j\u00e1, abych v\u0161echno nepodcenil.<\/p>\n 7. No a pak jen n\u011bkolik hodin p\u0159ed vys\u00edl\u00e1n\u00edm sem d\u00edky tomu pob\u00edhal po Manhattanu od jednoho best-buy k druh\u00fdmu, jak kret\u00e9n, a po telefonu vysl\u00fdchal \u00a0kamar\u00e1da z NASA, co m\u011b navigoval ohledn\u011b toho, jak\u00fd headset je nejlep\u0161\u00ed a podle n\u011bj zajist\u00ed ide\u00e1ln\u00ed p\u0159enos zvukov\u00fdch vln.<\/p>\n 8. Po asi 125 minut\u00e1ch hore\u010dnat\u00e9ho vyb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed mezi asi osmdes\u00e1ti p\u011bti modelama sluch\u00e1tek, headset\u016f a mikrofon\u016f, kter\u00e9 by byly kompatibiln\u00ed s m\u00fdm dementn\u00edm mobilem, a z\u00e1rove\u0148 umo\u017e\u0148ovaly p\u0159enos p\u0159es dr\u00e1t m\u00edsto pitom\u00e9ho modrozubu nebo wifi, ker\u00fdm v takov\u00e9 d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 chv\u00edli nechci sv\u011b\u0159ovat sv\u00e9 decibely, sem byl na v\u00e1\u017ek\u00e1ch, jestli se mi poda\u0159\u00ed sehnat, to co si p\u0159edstavuju. N\u00e1sledn\u011b \u00a0sem vyzkou\u0161el e\u0161t\u011b cca dvan\u00e1ct r\u016fzn\u00fdch p\u0159evad\u011b\u010d\u016f male-to-female jack\u016f, \u00a0rozdvojek dr\u00e1t\u016f a konektor\u016f, jen abych zjistil, \u017ee bez p\u00e1jky, diplomu z elektrotechniky, a manu\u00e1ln\u00ed zru\u010dnosti to stejn\u011b nezprovozn\u00edm, tak jak bych si p\u0159\u00e1l. \u010c\u00edm\u017etop\u00e1dem sem nakonec kapituloval, a v den d\u00e9, hodinu h\u00e1, minutu em \u00a0a vte\u0159inu v\u00e9 se rezignovan\u011b do r\u00e1dia p\u0159ihl\u00e1slil s mobilem na uchu. Jak n\u00fdmand.<\/p>\n 9. A jak to prob\u00edhalo? Mus\u00edm se pochv\u00e1lit. V\u00fdborn\u011b. Nejprve sem byl pohovorovan\u00fd, \u00a0abych \u0159ekl n\u011bco o sv\u00e9 mali\u010dkosti, a \u00a0pak u\u017e se \u0161lo na v\u011bc. Ted na samotn\u00e9 vystoupen\u00ed na\u017eivo do \u00e9teru. A jeliko\u017e se mi povedlo se ani jednou nezakoktat, moder\u00e1tora rozesm\u00e1t dokonce nad r\u00e1mec sv\u00fdch nejsm\u011blej\u0161\u00edch p\u0159edstav, a producent mi po show volal s t\u00edm, \u017ee sem prej byl „fantastickej<\/em>„, m\u011bl sem n\u00e1r\u016fst ega i erekce okam\u017eit\u011b zaji\u0161t\u011bn.<\/p>\n 10. Oboje mi kleslo v moment\u011b, kdy sem se cel\u00fd bujar\u00fd a aroganc\u00ed a vodkou p\u0159iopil\u00fd pak doklouzal do pr\u00e1ce, abych tam zjistil, \u017ee sem d\u00edky p\u0159\u00edprav\u00e1m na vystoupen\u00ed zadarmo, zapomn\u011bl ve lh\u016ft\u011b odpov\u011bd\u011bt na \u017ealobu na 5 mili\u00f3n\u016f. A p\u0159ed kanclem d\u00edky tomu stepoval \u0161\u00e9f s v\u00fdhr\u016f\u017en\u00fdm dotazem, jak to hodl\u00e1m vy\u0159e\u0161it. No jak, jak. Jak? Hodil sem to na st\u00e1\u017eistu, co m\u011bl za p\u00e1r dn\u00ed stejn\u011b kon\u010dit, a v\u011bd\u011bl sem, \u017ee se po l\u00e9t\u011b st\u011bhuje do \u0160v\u00fdcarska. A se \u0160v\u00fdcarskem nem\u00e1 Amerika kvalitn\u00ed smlouvu o vyd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed zlo\u010dinc\u016f, a z n\u011bj t\u00edmp\u00e1dem maxim\u00e1ln\u011b bude akor\u00e1t tak druhej Polanski. Do dnes sem \u010dekal, jestli mi to projde. Pro\u0161lo. \u00a0Tak v\u00e1m o tom p\u00ed\u0161u. Jo, sv\u011bt je hrozn\u011b hnusn\u00fd m\u00edsto. D\u00edkybohu, \u017ee nejsem n\u011bjakej nedomrlej st\u00e1\u017eista, na kter\u00fdho m\u016f\u017ee ka\u017edej hodit svoje pr\u016fsery, n\u00fdbr\u017e seniorn\u00ed pr\u00e1vn\u00edk s par\u00e1dn\u011b na\u0161l\u00e1pnutou kari\u00e9rou v rozhlase a \u00a0ostrejma loktama. A to se po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1. Hezk\u00fd za\u010d\u00e1tek nov\u00e9ho t\u00fddne v\u0161em, a pokud se v\u00e1m po p\u0159e\u010dt\u011bn\u00ed tohoto \u010dl\u00e1nku budu zd\u00e1t p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 krut\u00fd, dovolte mi p\u0159ipomenout v\u00e1m, \u017ee nomen omen. V\u00e1\u0161 KrutoM\u00fdval.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. 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