{"id":1555,"date":"2015-10-01T19:16:21","date_gmt":"2015-10-01T18:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2015-10-01T20:29:33","modified_gmt":"2015-10-01T19:29:33","slug":"krutomyval-jak-se-zbavit-chuti-do-zivota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak se zbavit chuti do \u017eivota?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. V\u010dera sem se probudil s pal\u010div\u00fdm pocitem, \u017ee sv\u011bt je krut\u00fd. J\u00e1 to tak toti\u017e ob\u010das m\u00edv\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

2. Je to takov\u00fd Adam Appleby syndrom. Ti se\u010dt\u011blej\u0161\u00ed z v\u00e1s v\u00ed o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. Ostatn\u00ed a\u0165 se dou bodnout, kdy\u017e sou ignorant.<\/p>\n

3. V\u011bt\u0161inou m\u011b po r\u00e1nu dept\u00e1 to, \u017ee mus\u00edm vst\u00e1vat a hned za t\u00edm fakt, \u017ee mus\u00edm do pr\u00e1ce. Tu a tam mi ten pocit p\u0159ijde u\u017e zcela ne\u00fanosn\u00fd, a zrovna tak tomu bylo v\u010dera.<\/p>\n

4. M\u011bl sem za to, \u017ee to prost\u011b u\u017e ned\u00e1m. Nezvednu se, a nedoplaz\u00edm se tam. Ka\u017ed\u00e1 molekula v m\u00e9m t\u011ble se sv\u00edjela v k\u0159e\u010di jen p\u0159i p\u0159edstav\u011b, \u017ee budu zase celej den sed\u011bt v kanclu, nudit se, a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad t\u00edm, jestli by se ta pracovn\u00ed \u010d\u00edst \u017eivota nedala tr\u00e1vit n\u011bjak produktivn\u011bji.<\/p>\n

5. Tak sem si \u0159ekl: ne! Dnes prost\u011b do pr\u00e1ce nejdu. Napsal sem \u0161\u00e9fovi \u017ee see ya tmr, a \u0161el m\u00edsto toho na st\u0159elnici se trochu odreagovat.<\/p>\n

6. P\u00e1\u010d se mi posledn\u00ed dobou na v\u0161ech front\u00e1ch vylo\u017een\u011b da\u0159\u00ed, c\u00edtil sem se jako extra chlap\u00e1k, a cht\u011bl si zast\u0159\u00edlet jak z klasick\u00e9 9mm pistole tak z n\u011bjak\u00e9 p\u011bkn\u00e9 pu\u0161ky a porochnit se v tom, jakej sem frajer. To my mu\u017ei r\u00e1di.<\/p>\n

7. Naposled sem na st\u0159elnici byl asi p\u0159ed rokem a ano kamar\u00e1d z FBI Paul m\u011b sice hrav\u011b p\u0159est\u0159\u00edlel, ale nedopadl sem tenkr\u00e1t v\u016fbec \u0161patn\u011b. O\u010dek\u00e1val sem tedy i nyn\u00ed podobn\u011b bravurn\u00ed v\u00fdsledky, nad kter\u00fdma pak budu moc doma slastn\u011b honit.<\/p>\n

8. Jak\u00e9 bylo moje p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, kdy\u017e sem si dal po prvn\u00edm kole ter\u010d p\u0159i\u0161oupnout z t\u011bch 15 metr\u016f \u00a0a zjistil, \u017ee nejen \u017ee sem se ani jednou netrefil do \u010derven\u00e9ho pole, ale e\u0161t\u011b velmi siln\u011b zan\u00e1\u0161\u00edm doleva.<\/p>\n

9. Propadl sem skepsi a cestou domu se zastavil v optice. A tam se naplnily m\u00e9 nejhor\u0161\u00ed obavy: na jedno oko m\u00e1m 1 dioptrii!!!! Pro \u010dlov\u011bka co se dosud v\u017edy py\u0161nil dokonal\u00fdm zrakem to byla velmi zarmucuj\u00edc\u00ed zpr\u00e1va. Co bude p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b? Ztloustnu a ople\u0161at\u00edm? Vypadaj\u00ed mi zuby? Erekce m\u011b opust\u00ed nav\u017edy a nejen na p\u00e1r hodin po p\u00e1t\u00e9m orgasmu za ten den? Jak\u00e1 mne \u010dek\u00e1 budoucnost? M\u00e1 v\u016fbec cenu d\u00e1l \u017e\u00edt? St\u00e1\u0159\u00ed je takov\u00e1 svin\u011b!<\/p>\n

10. Doplou\u017eil sem se od optika domu s p\u0159edpisem na br\u00fdle na d\u00e1lku a zhroutil se do postele s pocitem, \u017ee sem snad rad\u0161i m\u011bl j\u00edt r\u00e1no do pr\u00e1ce. P\u00e1\u010d kdybych to ud\u011blal, tak te\u010f nev\u00edm, \u017ee blb\u011b vid\u00edm, a \u017eivot by moh bejt furt e\u0161t\u011b kr\u00e1snej. Ale na to u\u017e je pozd\u011b. Viz n\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n

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1. V\u010dera sem se probudil s pal\u010div\u00fdm pocitem, \u017ee sv\u011bt je krut\u00fd. J\u00e1 to tak toti\u017e ob\u010das m\u00edv\u00e1m. 2. Je to takov\u00fd Adam Appleby syndrom. Ti se\u010dt\u011blej\u0161\u00ed z v\u00e1s v\u00ed o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. Ostatn\u00ed a\u0165 se dou bodnout, kdy\u017e sou ignorant. 3. V\u011bt\u0161inou m\u011b po r\u00e1nu dept\u00e1 to, \u017ee mus\u00edm vst\u00e1vat a hned za t\u00edm … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: jak se zbavit chuti do \u017eivota?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1555"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1568,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1555\/revisions\/1568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}