1. \u00a0Jak asi tu\u0161\u00edte, i tyto v\u00e1noce tr\u00e1v\u00edm v rodn\u00e9m \u010desku.\u00a0Co\u017e by samo o sob\u011b nebyl TAK velk\u00fd provar, i kdy\u017e, up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, v\u016fbec se mi sem necht\u011blo, ale tolik strast\u00ed co mne prov\u00e1z\u00ed na t\u00e9to cest\u011b, to se snad ani ned\u00e1 vypo\u010d\u00edtat! Jako by nesta\u010dilo muset opustit na n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f bla\u017een\u00fd komfort Ameriky, ob\u011btovat Star Wars maraton, a asi 17 dal\u0161\u00edch premi\u00e9r, kter\u00e9 mi kv\u016fli distribu\u010dn\u00edmu posunu a jinou skladbou na star\u00e9m kontinentu uniknou, e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc se tahat s d\u00e1rkama a p\u0159edst\u00edrat \u017ee m\u011b v\u00e1noce neobt\u011b\u017eujou.<\/p>\n
2. No kdo to m\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d sn\u00e1\u0161et? U\u017e taky nejsem nejmlad\u0161\u00ed, mohl by m\u011b z toho trefit \u0161lak, nebo prasknout v\u0159ed \u010di prop\u00e1len\u00e1 nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eka.<\/p>\n
3. Jedinou \u00fat\u011bchou mi bylo, \u017ee po odbyt\u00ed povinn\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed v\u011b\u010de\u0159e se sestrou a otcem, kter\u00fd te\u010f v\u0161e hraje na to, \u017ee m\u011bl ned\u00e1vno infarkt a proto se celej vesm\u00edr te\u010f mus\u00ed to\u010dit kolem n\u011bj, m\u00edsto kolem m\u011b, (jak m\u00e1)<\/em>, budu m\u00edt asi 5 hodin klidu, na samot\u011b u lesa, zalezu si s n\u011bjakym dobr\u00fdm chlastem do kunb\u00e1lu a pust\u00edm si dlouho o\u010dek\u00e1vanou a bolestn\u011b, av\u0161ak disciplinovan\u011b \u00a0su\u0161enou celou novou sez\u00f3nu seri\u00e1lu Homeland.<\/p>\n 4. Kerou si vod\u0159\u00edk\u00e1m vod \u0159\u00edjna, pr\u00e1v\u011b PROTO, abych m\u011bl na V\u00e1noce ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1rek.<\/p>\n 5. V\u010dera sem si votev\u0159el sv\u016fj \u00fa\u010det na Amazonu, v\u011bda, \u017ee Hulu sou nechutn\u00fd kurvy, ker\u00fd mi br\u00e1n\u00ed streamovat americkej obsah mimo Ameriku, \u017ee si teda koup\u00edm si Homeland p\u0159es Amazon.<\/p>\n 6. P\u00e1\u010d j\u00e1 nekradu, to v\u00edte, \u017eejo. Nebudu si to n\u011bkde stahovat jak upatlanej zlod\u011bj, kdy\u017e tu tvorbu respektuju.<\/p>\n 7. Jen\u017ee doprdelekurvadr\u00e1t, von i AmazonPrime blokuje p\u0159enos do Evropy. Moje v\u00e1noce se tak n\u00e1hle ocitly v ohro\u017een\u00ed. Panika. Nav\u00edc do\u0161ly drogy. U\u017e v\u010dera, tak\u017ee posledn\u00edch 24 hodin sem str\u00e1vil v krut\u00e9m abs\u0165\u00e1ku s n\u00e1ladou na bodu mrazu a e\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r dn\u016f to nebude lep\u0161\u00ed, p\u00e1\u010d kur\u00fdr fet prej na v\u00e1noce nevoz\u00ed. Kdo to kdy sly\u0161el? Pr\u00e1v\u011b o sv\u00e1tc\u00edch by byznys stimula\u010dn\u00edch l\u00e1tek kvet nejv\u00edc!<\/p>\n 8. Hodlal sem se teda vy\u0159vat aspo\u0148 na z\u00e1stupce z\u00e1kaznick\u00e9ho servisu Amazonu. Jak si to jako p\u0159edstavujou, \u017ee m\u011b, \u010dlov\u011bku co plat\u00ed v Americe dan\u011b ze sv\u00e9ho celosv\u011btov\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edjmu, m\u00e1 tam leg\u00e1ln\u00ed trval\u00fd pobyt, \u00fa\u010det, plat\u00ed votamtud v\u0161echny pravideln\u00e9 platby, v\u010detn\u011b t\u011bch pro Amazon, si nem\u016f\u017ee na sv\u00e9 zpekladovolen\u00e9 v Evrop\u011b pustit sv\u016fj obl\u00edben\u00fd seri\u00e1l? Pro\u010d sem pran\u00fd\u0159ov\u00e1n za to \u017ee m\u00e1m n\u011bjakou integritu a mor\u00e1lku (tedy nechci kr\u00e1st<\/em>), a z\u00e1rove\u0148 v\u00e1noc\u00ed chtiv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00e9 v evrop\u011b?<\/p>\n 9. Z\u00e1kaznick\u00fd servis byl nechutn\u011b korektn\u00ed a na v\u0161echny moje agresivn\u00ed v\u00fdpady reagoval neskute\u010dn\u011b trp\u011bliv\u011b a ochotn\u011b. Kurvy sprost\u00fd! Vyslechl si m\u016fj n\u00e1\u0159ek, pravil \u017ee to p\u0159etlumo\u010d\u00ed managementu, a \u017ee je mu to l\u00edto, ale takhle je prost\u011b nastaven\u00fd. J\u00e1 sem chv\u00edli blil \u017ee tohle sou teda hovno v\u00e1noce, a jak j\u00e1 k tomu chud\u00e1k p\u0159indu, a kdesicosi, a ten podb\u00edzivej korpor\u00e1tn\u00edk na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b toho chatu furt dr\u017eel faz\u00f3nu korektn\u00ed \u00falisnosti, ne\u017e sem se upln\u011b vyst\u0159\u00edkal. Jen proto, aby, hajzl, nakonec napsal: \u00a0„I regret to inform you that the video is unavailable for your country. However as an exception, since I see this is really important for you, I’ve made this season available in your video library.<\/em>“ A celou sez\u00f3nu mi zp\u0159\u00edstupnil! Ten \u0161mejd! \u010clov\u011bk se chce po\u0159\u00e1dne roz\u010d\u00edlit, \u017ee spravedlnost neexistuje, a i na v\u00e1noce ho n\u011bkdo drze po\u0161kozuje, a vono tohle!!!<\/p>\n 10. Po p\u00e1r hodin\u00e1ch roz\u010dilen\u00ed sem vychladl, a do\u0161lo mi, \u017ee se mi skute\u010dn\u011b do video library nalila cel\u00e1 p\u00e1t\u00e1 s\u00e9rka Homelandu, \u00a0j\u00e1 si ho m\u016f\u017eu klidn\u011b p\u0159ehr\u00e1t, v HD, zdarma a leg\u00e1ln\u011b. A nav\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b moje budouc\u00ed milovan\u00e1 man\u017eelka, ro\u0161ko\u0161n\u00e1, talentovan\u00e1 a \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 future Misses M\u00fdvalov\u00e1, nahr\u00e1la tuhle<\/a> b\u00e1je\u010dnou p\u00edsni\u010dku. \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den tedy m\u016f\u017ee za\u010d\u00edt, p\u00e1\u010d sv\u011bt je kr\u00e1snej! Ho ho ho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. \u00a0Jak asi tu\u0161\u00edte, i tyto v\u00e1noce tr\u00e1v\u00edm v rodn\u00e9m \u010desku.\u00a0Co\u017e by samo o sob\u011b nebyl TAK velk\u00fd provar, i kdy\u017e, up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, v\u016fbec se mi sem necht\u011blo, ale tolik strast\u00ed co mne prov\u00e1z\u00ed na t\u00e9to cest\u011b, to se snad ani ned\u00e1 vypo\u010d\u00edtat! Jako by nesta\u010dilo muset opustit na n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f bla\u017een\u00fd komfort Ameriky, ob\u011btovat Star … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed duch \u00fato\u010d\u00ed ze v\u0161ech stran!<\/span>