{"id":1652,"date":"2016-01-11T21:30:16","date_gmt":"2016-01-11T20:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1652"},"modified":"2016-01-29T17:52:38","modified_gmt":"2016-01-29T16:52:38","slug":"krutomyval-konecne-mam-chlapa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1652","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: kone\u010dn\u011b m\u00e1m chlapa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. S \u017eenskejma je to t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd. \u00a0Pokud ste n\u011bkdy n\u011bjakou potkali, nebo nedejbo\u017ee m\u00e1te v rodin\u011b, v\u00edte to sami.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Mimo toho, \u017ee to \u00a0sou d\u011bsn\u011b u\u017evan\u011bn\u00fd, \u010dasto hysterick\u00fd, vztahova\u010dn\u00fd, pomlouva\u010dn\u00fd, manipulativn\u00ed, v\u011b\u010dn\u011b nespokojen\u00fd a ziskuchtiv\u00fd bestie, sou e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc hrozn\u011b orientovan\u00fd na neust\u00e1l\u00fd uji\u0161\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed o p\u0159\u00edzni.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. &#8222;<em>Extern\u00ed lokus identity<\/em>&#8220; a pot\u0159eba neust\u00e1l\u00e9 validace p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed z vn\u011bj\u0161ku, abych vykradl jeden sv\u016fj obl\u00edben\u00fd seri\u00e1l. To je ten v\u00e1\u0161 probl\u00e9m, d\u00e1my.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Kde\u017eto chlapi, ty sou v\u00edc v klidu. Mluvit se jim obecn\u011b moc nechce, emo\u010dn\u011b se anga\u017eovat zp\u016fsobem projevovan\u00fdm navenek taky ne, spokojenost lze za\u0159\u00eddit zv\u00fd\u0161enou dod\u00e1vkou sexu a zmen\u0161enou dod\u00e1vkou v\u00fd\u010ditek, prachy si um\u00edme vyd\u011blat sami, a to jestli n\u00e1s n\u011bkdo m\u00e1 r\u00e1d, nebo nedejbo\u017ee m\u00e1 <em>&#8222;e\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le r\u00e1d<\/em>&#8220; n\u00e1s zaj\u00edm\u00e1 daleko m\u00ed\u0148, ne\u017e v\u00e1s, mil\u00e9 sle\u010dny a pan\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad, nevid\u00edm d\u016fvod, pro\u010d pot\u00e9, co \u010dlov\u011bk \u0159ekne \u017een\u011b, \u017ee ji m\u00e1 r\u00e1d, nebo nedejbo\u017ee \u017ee ji dokonce i miluje (<em>asi v\u00e1\u017en\u011b dob\u0159e \u0161uk\u00e1 a m\u00e1 p\u011bknou mez\u00edrku mezi stehnama i kdy\u017e m\u00e1 nohy u sebe<\/em>), j\u00ed to v pravideln\u00fdch a kr\u00e1tk\u00fdch intervalech opakovat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. A je stra\u0161n\u011b otravn\u00e9, kdy\u017e se to po n\u00e1s chce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. Co takhle mal\u00e1 rada pro v\u0161echny \u017eeny: u slov <em>&#8222;m\u00e1m t\u011b r\u00e1d\/miluju t\u011b\/ chci s tebou sp\u00e1t\/chutn\u00e1 mi tvoje sv\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e1&#8220;<\/em> si automaticky dom\u00fd\u0161lejte je\u0161t\u011b &#8222;<em>plat\u00ed do odvol\u00e1n\u00ed&#8220;<\/em>. Tud\u00ed\u017e nen\u00ed nutn\u00e9 se neust\u00e1le uji\u0161\u0165ovat <em>&#8222;a m\u00e1\u0161 m\u011b e\u0161t\u011b r\u00e1d<\/em>?&#8220;. A za t\u0159i dny &#8222;<em>a jak moc<\/em>&#8220; a po t\u00fddnu &#8222;<em>a e\u0161t\u011b furt<\/em>&#8222;?.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Proto\u017ee jinak m\u016f\u017ee doj\u00edt k tomu, \u017ee: \u00a0(i) v\u00e1s r\u00e1d m\u00edt p\u0159estaneme, proto\u017ee tohle je d\u011bsn\u011b, ale d\u011bsn\u011b otravn\u00e9, \u00a0nebo (ii) v\u00e1s vym\u011bn\u00edme za jinou \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 tyhle ot\u00e1zky klade v snesiteln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed frekvenci, nebo (iii) v\u00e1s vym\u011bn\u00edme za chlapa, \u010dist\u011b proto, \u017ee s dal\u0161\u00ed \u017eenskou u\u017e se nebudeme cht\u00edt otravovat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. A to se stalo i mn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. Jo, m\u00e1m chlapa. Po v\u00edce ne\u017e deseti letech, co sem svou p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 v\u011bnoval prim\u00e1rn\u011b \u017een\u00e1m, sem si ulovil chlapa, a sem za to r\u00e1d. Kone\u010dn\u011b pro m\u011b pracuje n\u011bkdo, komu nemus\u00edm dvakr\u00e1t t\u00fddn\u011b \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee &#8222;<em>ano st\u00e1le e\u0161t\u011b si skv\u011bl\u00fd zam\u011bstnanec<\/em>&#8220; a &#8222;<em>takhle moc sem s tebou spokojen\u00fd<\/em>&#8220; a &#8222;<em>ano, po\u0159\u00e1d e\u0161t\u011b moje spokojenost trv\u00e1&#8220;<\/em>. V\u0159ele doporu\u010duju tuhle zm\u011bnu v\u0161em. Nebudete litovat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. S \u017eenskejma je to t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd. \u00a0Pokud ste n\u011bkdy n\u011bjakou potkali, nebo nedejbo\u017ee m\u00e1te v rodin\u011b, v\u00edte to sami. 2. Mimo toho, \u017ee to \u00a0sou d\u011bsn\u011b u\u017evan\u011bn\u00fd, \u010dasto hysterick\u00fd, vztahova\u010dn\u00fd, pomlouva\u010dn\u00fd, manipulativn\u00ed, v\u011b\u010dn\u011b nespokojen\u00fd a ziskuchtiv\u00fd bestie, sou e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc hrozn\u011b orientovan\u00fd na neust\u00e1l\u00fd uji\u0161\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed o p\u0159\u00edzni. 3. &#8222;Extern\u00ed lokus identity&#8220; a pot\u0159eba neust\u00e1l\u00e9 validace &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1652\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Krutom\u00fdval: kone\u010dn\u011b m\u00e1m chlapa!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1652"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1675,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1652\/revisions\/1675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1652"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1652"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1652"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}