{"id":1801,"date":"2016-05-04T04:13:25","date_gmt":"2016-05-04T03:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1801"},"modified":"2016-05-05T05:13:00","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T04:13:00","slug":"krutomyval-proc-ze-me-nebude-ilustrator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1801","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: pro\u010d ze m\u011b nebude ilustr\u00e1tor?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. no hlavn\u011b asi d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee nem\u00e1m dostate\u010dn\u00fd talent a neum\u00edm nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b kreslit.<\/p>\n

2. Ale hned za t\u00edmhle d\u016fvodem je ten dal\u0161\u00ed a t\u00edm je: prud\u00e9rnost spole\u010dnosti.<\/p>\n

3. Posledn\u00ed dobou r\u00e1d kresl\u00edm. Nedok\u00e1\u017eu moc vysv\u011btlit jak k tomu do\u0161lo, ani pro\u010d m\u011b to tak bav\u00ed, nicm\u00e9n\u011b sou\u010dasn\u00fd stav je takov\u00fd, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161inou ka\u017ed\u00fd den aspo\u0148 hodinu kresl\u00edm. Vylo\u017een\u011b co mi p\u0159ijde pod ruku a na mysl, nebo r\u016fzn\u00e9 fantasmagorie. Z\u0159ejm\u011b filtrace mozku? Nebo u\u017e ten n\u00e1dor na mozku napln\u011bn\u00e9m tv\u016fr\u010d\u00edm ejakul\u00e1tem?<\/p>\n

4. A\u0165 je za t\u00edm co cokoiv, v\u00fdsledkem je, \u017ee tvo\u0159\u00edm r\u016fzn\u011b v\u00edce \u010di m\u00e9n\u011b poveden\u00e9 mal\u016fvky.<\/p>\n

5. No a tu a tam je n\u011bkomu uk\u00e1\u017eu, a tu a tam n\u011bkdo vyj\u00e1d\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed, abych mu nakreslil n\u011bco na zak\u00e1zku. Nap\u0159\u00edklad jako d\u00e1rek n\u011bkomu z rodiny, nebo pomstu \u0161\u00e9fovi. Nesoud\u00edm nikoho, jen kresl\u00edm.<\/p>\n

6. No a kdy\u017e mi za to jednou byly nab\u00eddnut\u00e9 i pen\u00edze, \u0159ekl sem si: ehhle, co kdybych sv\u00e1 veled\u00edla prod\u00e1val?<\/p>\n

7. Inu, a proto\u017ee sem mu\u017e nejen hami\u017enosti ale i \u010dinu, porozhl\u00eddl sem se po internetech abych na\u0161el to prav\u00e9 prodejn\u00ed m\u00edsto. To sem na\u0161el, vytvo\u0159il si tam \u00fa\u010det, a vystavil sv\u00e1 d\u00edla a nab\u00eddku kreslit na zak\u00e1zku.<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0Prvn\u00ed p\u00e1r dn\u016f se nic ned\u011blo. M\u016fj profil nenav\u0161\u00edtivili t\u00e9m\u011b\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd lid\u00e9. Nev\u0161\u00edmal sem si toho, p\u00e1\u010d mi bylo re\u010deno, \u017ee to je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed. Jen sem postupn\u011b p\u0159id\u00e1val do sv\u00e9ho „portfoil<\/em>a“ dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed kresby.<\/p>\n

9. Asi po t\u0159ech dnech se n\u00e1hle za\u010dala prudce zvedat \u010d\u00edsla n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvnosti. To m\u011b samoz\u0159ejm\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ilo, a jak u\u017e je m\u00fdm zvykem, vid\u011bl sem se coby umel\u011bc roku vystavuj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edt\u00ed rok v Metropolitn\u00edm muzeu u Central Parku.<\/p>\n

10. Ale co \u010dert necht\u011bl, dnes sem se dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee n\u00e1hl\u00fd n\u00e1rust \u010d\u00edsel nesouvisel s ohromuj\u00edc\u00ed kvalitou m\u00e9 um\u011bleck\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce, jak sem se, pochopiteln\u011b, domn\u00edval, n\u00fdbr\u017e s faktem, \u017ee moje d\u00edla kdosi ozna\u010dil za pohor\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed, dekadentn\u00ed a celkov\u011b ur\u00e1\u017eliv\u00e9, a svolal na m\u011b revizn\u00ed komisi, kter\u00e1 mi dneska profil sm\u00e1zla\u00a0a t\u00edm m\u011b ocejchovala coby \u00fachyla. Nech\u00e1pu. V\u017edyt p\u0159eci m\u00e9 kresbi\u010dky sou vylo\u017een\u011b hrav\u00e9 a sladk\u00e9. Nebo ne? Posu\u010fte sami:<\/p>\n

\"EntermeMonday\"<\/a> \"EntermeThusday\"<\/a> \"EntermeWednesday\"<\/a>\"greenroompolishcom.gr\"<\/a> \"greenroompolishgreen\"<\/a>\"greenroomposter2\"<\/p>\n

\"igiveumyheart.spring\"<\/a> \"igiveumyheartautumn\"<\/a> \"igiveumyheartsummer\"<\/a> \"mothersdaywisheschainsaw\"<\/a> \"mothersdaywishesdeath\"<\/a> \"mothersdaywishesHoC\"<\/a> \"swissmisscoming\"<\/a> \"swissmissisdone\"<\/a> \"swissmisspain\"<\/a> \"zitbrno\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"gerardsdream\"<\/a>\"gerarddream3\"<\/a>\"gerarddream2\"<\/a>\"gerardkomiks1\"<\/a>\"eroticart\"<\/p>\n

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1. no hlavn\u011b asi d\u00edky tomu, \u017ee nem\u00e1m dostate\u010dn\u00fd talent a neum\u00edm nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b kreslit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1801"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1833,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1801\/revisions\/1833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}