{"id":1862,"date":"2016-06-27T10:21:22","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T09:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1862"},"modified":"2016-07-01T21:27:59","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:27:59","slug":"krutomyval-adam-sklepica-pondeli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1862","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica, pond\u011bl\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1. Adam jen nelib\u011b sundal jeden pl\u00e1tek \u0161unky z rohl\u00edku a dal ho sousedovic ko\u010dce. D\u011blal to pouze proto, \u017ee se c\u00edtil m\u00edrn\u011b provinile<\/span>\u00a0proto\u017ee ko\u010dce p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem p\u0159iv\u0159el ocas do dve\u0159\u00ed. A\u017e j\u00ed ho zlomil. Sousedovi se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nep\u0159iznal. Soused je debil. Nem\u00e1 m\u00edt v\u016fbec ko\u010dku, nato\u017e takovou, co leze p\u0159es chodbu k soused\u016fm a zlovoln\u011b si tam nech\u00e1v\u00e1 l\u00e1mat ocas.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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2. Ko\u010dka sice, zd\u00e1 se, Adamovi z\u00e1hy odpustila, ale asi to bude kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee si navykla na ka\u017edodenn\u00ed \u0161unkovou sn\u00eddani. Adam uva\u017eoval, jak dlouho j\u00ed bude muset takhle upl\u00e1cet, ne\u017e mu jeho sv\u011bdom\u00ed dovol\u00ed s t\u00edm p\u0159estat.
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3. Sv\u011bdom\u00ed. Nad t\u00edm slovem se Adam obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b nerad za\u00fd\u0161lel. Prvn\u00ed asociace co ho toti\u017e napadla bylo „<\/span>v\u00fd\u010ditky“<\/i>. Spir\u00e1la se d\u00e1l ub\u00edrala t\u00edmto sm\u011brem:\u00a0<\/span>„sv\u011bdom\u00ed – v\u00fd\u010ditky – matka – nemoc – smrt- samota – penis – smrt.“\u00a0<\/i>Ano, smrt se tam vyskytovala dvakr\u00e1t, ale pro Adama m\u011bla extra v\u00fdznam. Respektive v n\u011bm vzbuzovala zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed hr\u016fzu.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4. Po sn\u00eddani si Adam sedl z postele ke stolu, otev\u0159el po\u010d\u00edta\u010d, rozepl kalhoty, nadzvedl \u0161peky a vyt\u00e1hl penis. Zb\u011b\u017ene se na n\u011bj pod\u00edval, a ne\u017e si sta\u010dil uv\u011bdomit co se d\u011bje, u\u017e se v jeho hlav\u011b rozjelo:\u00a0„penis – samota – smrt- matka – nemoc – v\u00fd\u010ditky- \u00a0sv\u011bdom\u00ed – smrt“<\/i>. Adam c\u00edtil, \u017ee se jeho my\u0161lenky to\u010d\u00ed v kruhu. Vymanil se z n\u011bj t\u00edm, \u017ee za\u010dal masturbovat. Do jednotliv\u00fdch tah\u016f si opakoval svoje jm\u00e9no. Byl to jeho zvyk u\u017e od d\u011btstv\u00ed. Sklepica. Sklepica. Sklepica. P\u0159itom si samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ihned zas vybavil, jak mu na z\u00e1kladn\u00ed \u0161kole spolu\u017e\u00e1k \u0159\u00edkal Sklep\u00ed\u010do. „Adam je Sklep\u00ed\u010da nemyt\u00e1, Adam m\u00e1 p\u00ed\u010du jak od stodoly vrata. Adam je Sklep\u00ed\u010da velik\u00e1, \u00a0Adam je idiot, jak jeho vylitej a mrtvej t\u00e1ta.“<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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5. Ob\u011bd matka dnes p\u0159inesla s p\u00e1r minutov\u00fdm p\u0159edstihem. Nenam\u00e1hala se zaklepat, tak\u017ee vstoupila do Adamova zabordelen\u00e9ho a trochu nasmr\u00e1dl\u00e9ho pokoje ve sn\u00ed\u017een\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edzem\u00ed v moment\u011b, kdy strkal penis do zava\u0159ova\u010dky nacpan\u00e9 m\u00edrn\u011b pova\u0159en\u00fdmi j\u00e1try. Matka zrudla a vykvikla:\u00a0„no Adame! To je na\u0161e ve\u010de\u0159e!“<\/i>.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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6. V sedm u\u017e \u00a0Adam sed\u011bl u j\u00eddeln\u00edho stolu. P\u0159\u00edmo naproti matce. Sve\u0159ep\u011b \u017ev\u00fdkal j\u00e1tra na cibulce. S hor\u010dic\u00ed. Matka ho donutila pou\u017eit\u00e1 j\u00e1tra om\u00fdt, a pak je osma\u017eila. Jen nerada toti\u017e vyhazovala j\u00eddlo. Fakt, \u017ee si jej\u00ed syn do n\u011bj p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika hodinama vyhonil, j\u00ed nezastavil. Adam se nen\u00e1vid\u011bl za to, \u017ee se j\u00ed nedok\u00e1zal vzep\u0159\u00edt.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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7. Po ve\u010de\u0159i Adam odevzdal matce semenem a ho\u0159\u010dic\u00ed poskvrn\u011bn\u00e9 triko a kalhoty, aby mu je vyprala. Chvilku zva\u017eoval, \u017ee by si mohl za\u010d\u00edt pr\u00e1t s\u00e1m, ale kdy\u017e on je ten servis mama-hotelu tak tuze p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd. Semeno-nesemeno.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8. Zat\u00edmco matka prala dne\u0161n\u00ed v\u00e1rku, Adam se on-line pod\u00edval na sv\u016fj bankovn\u00ed \u00fa\u010det. Aktiva rostla, p\u0159esn\u011b jak o\u010dek\u00e1val. Vy\u0159\u00eddil n\u011bkolik transakc\u00ed. Odeslal pravidelnou \u010d\u00e1stku na spl\u00e1tku aliment\u016f sv\u00e9 ex, dal\u0161\u00ed na podporu rusk\u00e9 prostitutky, co mu byla kdykoliv k dispozici v r\u00e1mci bal\u00ed\u010dku\u00a0„FFF“<\/i>\u00a0neboli „fuck flat fee<\/i>„. \u00a0Adam si t\u00e9hle slu\u017eby nesm\u00edrn\u011b v\u00e1\u017eil. S\u00e1m si ji nad\u011blil k minul\u00fdm narozenin\u00e1m. Fungovala 24\/7, a pokud nebyla k ruce jeho origin\u00e1ln\u00ed Ruska, zasko\u010dila za n\u00ed jin\u00e1, kter\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011b spl\u0148ovala v\u0161echny parametry, co si Adam dop\u0159edu ur\u010dil. Musela b\u00fdt mlad\u00e1, drobn\u00e1, s pevn\u00fdma prsama, dlouh\u00fdma \u0161t\u00edhl\u00fdma nohama, nevinn\u00fdm pohledem, a ochotna Adamovi zav\u00e1d\u011bt do an\u00e1lu kru\u017e\u00edtko. T\u00edm ostr\u00fdm koncem.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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9. O p\u016flnoci si Adam plou\u017eiv\u011b \u0161el pro t\u0159et\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i. Osma\u017eil sedm vajec na volsk\u00e9 oko a pak k tomu ve stoje p\u0159ikusoval \u0161umavu. Jedno vaj\u00ed\u010dko mu upadlo z tal\u00ed\u0159e a \u017eloutek se vykydl na ji\u017e tak dost zasvin\u011bn\u00fd koberec. Adam byl p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 l\u00edn\u00fd, ne\u017e aby to \u0159e\u0161il. Vejce jen ledabyle rozm\u00e1zl botou po \u010dtvrtin\u011b koberce. L\u00edbilo se mu, \u017ee \u017eloutek se p\u011bkn\u011b m\u00edsil s kobercov\u00fdm vzorem. A tak\u00e9 \u017ee se na n\u011bj nalepilo spousta drobk\u016f od kakaov\u00fdch v\u011bne\u010dk\u016f, co mu upadly minul\u00fd t\u00fdden a Adam je z\u00e1hy roz\u0161lapal a rozn\u00e1\u0161el po byt\u011b. Ale tomu te\u010f byl konec, proto\u017ee \u017eloutek nas\u00e1kl drobky do sebe. Adam byl spokojen\u00fd s t\u00edm, jak se tenhle ve\u010der nakonec vyvinul.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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10. T\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed span\u00edm Adam znovu potrestal sv\u016fj penis. Kdy\u017e u\u017e skoro us\u00ednal naposled se mu hlavou prohnalo:\u00a0„penis – samota – smrt – nemoc – matka – v\u00fd\u010ditky – sv\u011bdom\u00ed – smrt<\/i>. Napadlo ho, \u017ee u\u017e zn\u00e1 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed probl\u00e9mu sousedovic nena\u017eran\u00e9 ko\u010dky co si ho zotro\u010dila. Do p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed d\u00e1vky rann\u00ed \u0161unky p\u0159im\u00edchal ricin. \u00a0„Ricin. Jed. Smrt. Penis. Matka. Nemoc. Samota. Smrt. V\u00fd\u010ditky. Sv\u011bdom\u00ed.\u00a0<\/i>S velkou \u00falevou Adam do \u0159ady nyn\u00ed doplnil: „O\u010di\u0161t\u011bno.“<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Adam jen nelib\u011b sundal jeden pl\u00e1tek \u0161unky z rohl\u00edku a dal ho sousedovic ko\u010dce. D\u011blal to pouze proto, \u017ee se c\u00edtil m\u00edrn\u011b provinile\u00a0proto\u017ee ko\u010dce p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem p\u0159iv\u0159el ocas do dve\u0159\u00ed. A\u017e j\u00ed ho zlomil. Sousedovi se samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nep\u0159iznal. Soused je debil. Nem\u00e1 m\u00edt v\u016fbec ko\u010dku, nato\u017e takovou, co leze p\u0159es chodbu k soused\u016fm a zlovoln\u011b … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica, pond\u011bl\u00ed<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1862"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1864,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1862\/revisions\/1864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}