{"id":1867,"date":"2016-06-28T21:30:35","date_gmt":"2016-06-28T20:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1867"},"modified":"2016-07-01T21:27:31","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:27:31","slug":"krutomyval-adam-sklepica-streda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1867","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica – st\u0159eda"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1. Adam se probudil s pocitem pr\u00e1v\u011b prob\u011bhl\u00e9 poluce. Ohledal sv\u00e9 khaki slipy, ale nezjistil \u017e\u00e1dnou\u00a0(novou<\/i>) usv\u011bd\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed skrvnu a nena\u0161el \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 lepkav\u00e9 nad\u011blen\u00ed. Zamyslel se nad t\u00edm, co ho vzbudilo a do\u0161lo mu, \u017ee ten v\u00fdtokov\u00fd incident se ud\u00e1l n\u011bkde jinde.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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2. Vysko\u010dil tak rychle jak mu jen jeho 108 kilo dovolovalo, a pod\u00edval se na u\u0161mudlan\u00e9 prost\u011bradlo s motivem soulo\u017e\u00edc\u00edch klokan\u016f. Potisk klokanice m\u011bl v okol\u00ed \u00fast skrvnu karm\u00ednov\u00e9 barvy a podivn\u00e9 konzistence. Adam se, je\u0161t\u011b ve slipech, dopot\u00e1cel do koupelny, kde se n\u011bkolik vte\u0159in nat\u00e1\u010del tak, aby si vid\u011bl na z\u00e1da. \u017d\u00e1rovka p\u0159\u00edmo nad n\u00edm nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b osv\u011btlovala chlupy, co se mu rozl\u00e9zaly po plo\u0161e t\u011bla zhruba od nosu po n\u00e1rty. S m\u00edrn\u00fdm vynech\u00e1n\u00edm v podkolen\u00edch a loketn\u00edch jamk\u00e1ch.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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3. Chlupy mezi lopatkama byly trochu slepen\u00e9, a Adamovi do\u0161lo \u017ee z n\u011bj asi v noci vyt\u00e9kal hnis. Po rozhrnut\u00ed ochlupen\u00ed zjistil, \u017ee se mu na z\u00e1dech nyn\u00ed skv\u011bl strup, p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b ve tvaru h\u00e1kov\u00e9ho k\u0159\u00ed\u017ee.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4. Adam nevrle zavr\u010del, a strhl si ho. Jestli n\u011bco opravdu nem\u011bl r\u00e1d, tak to bylo aby ho n\u011bkdo oso\u010doval z n\u00e1klonosti k fa\u0161ismu \u010di nacismu. M\u00edt na z\u00e1dech vyryt\u00fd hakenkrajc by mu rozhodn\u011b nepomohlo.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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5. Adam si n\u00e1hle vzpomn\u011bl jak mu otec p\u0159\u00e1l k de\u00e1st\u00fdm narozenin\u00e1m. Tedy, p\u0159\u00e1l mo\u017en\u00e1 byl eufemismus. Otec ho tenkr\u00e1t nechal p\u0159ed hospodou, do kter\u00e9 \u0161el „jen na skok“<\/i>, a z kter\u00e9 vy\u0161el asi o t\u0159i hodiny pozd\u011bji. Mal\u00e9ho Adama si nev\u0161iml, a vr\u00e1til se pro n\u011bj a\u017e kdy\u017e mu to matka na\u0159\u00eddila pot\u00e9, co se dopot\u00e1cel domu bez syna. Jeliko\u017e p\u0159i t\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti \u0159ekla „tys ho n\u011bkde zapomn\u011bl na jeho narozeniny<\/i>?“, do\u0161lo mu, \u017ee by bylo vhodn\u00e9 synovi tak\u00e9 pogratulovat.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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6. Adam si pamatoval jako dnes, jak se pro n\u011bj otec vr\u00e1til, opilecky na n\u011bj m\u017eoural, popadl ho za ruku a t\u00e1hl dom\u016f. Adam si p\u0159esn\u011b vybavil, jak zpocen\u00e1 byla ta ruka, a jak z otce t\u00e1hl Gambrinus. Kdy\u017e do\u0161li domu, otec mu ud\u011blal z barevn\u00e9ho bal\u00edc\u00edho pap\u00edru, do kter\u00e9ho Adamovi matka minutu p\u0159edt\u00edm zabalila sadu narozeninov\u00fdch igelitek, jakousi hv\u011bzdu. Dal mu j\u00ed se slovy:\u00a0„tak v\u0161echno nejlep\u0161\u00ed, ty nos\u00e1le<\/i>. P\u0159ipnul mu j\u00ed p\u0159ip\u00edn\u00e1\u010dkem na ko\u0161ili a je\u0161t\u011b dlouho se sm\u00e1l. Matka hv\u011bzdu Adamovi z\u00e1hy vzala a na otce se p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b pod\u00edvala. Adam tenkr\u00e1t nech\u00e1pal pro\u010d.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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7. Kdy\u017e si Adam po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b roz\u0161kr\u00e1bal strup, rozhodl se, \u017ee mus\u00ed r\u00e1nu nechat zaschnout, tedy si nep\u016fjde zp\u011bt lehnout, ale posad\u00ed se jen ve slipech ke stolu, a zat\u00edmco se budou z\u00e1da hojit, zahraje si svoj\u00ed obl\u00edbenou po\u010d\u00edta\u010dovou hru.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8. Adam p\u0159ilnul ke h\u0159e Borderlands zejm\u00e9na kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee na planet\u011b Pandora, na kter\u00e9 se oba d\u00edly odehr\u00e1valy, byla men\u0161\u00ed gravitace a Adam p\u0159i pohybu ve h\u0159e m\u011bl pocit neobvykl\u00e9 lehkosti. Kterou neza\u017eil zhruba od t\u011bch 12 let, kdy za\u010dal pov\u00e1\u017eliv\u011b tloustnout. \u0160koln\u00ed psycholog Adamovo n\u00e1hl\u00e9 tloustnut\u00ed p\u0159i\u010d\u00edtal z\u00e1rmutku ze ztr\u00e1ty otce, a nerozum\u011bl tomu, \u017ee Adam m\u011bl z jeho smrti ve skute\u010dnosti nesm\u00edrnou radost.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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9. Adam b\u011bhem hran\u00ed na chv\u00edli zapomn\u011bl na bolest du\u0161e ze vzpom\u00ednek na ty proklat\u00e9 des\u00e1t\u00e9 narozeniny i moment\u00e1ln\u00ed bolest zad. Do hry se tak pono\u0159il, \u017ee si ani nev\u0161iml, \u017ee do pokoje vstoupila matka s ve\u010de\u0159\u00ed, a polo\u017eila mu na st\u016fl tal\u00ed\u0159 se sma\u017een\u00fdm kravsk\u00fdm vem\u00ednkem. Vem\u00ednka m\u011bl Adam tuze r\u00e1d. Kdyby zvedl hlavu a pod\u00edval se nejprve do tal\u00ed\u0159e a pak matce do obli\u010deje, do\u0161lo by mu, \u017ee se n\u011bco d\u011bje. Mo\u017en\u00e1 by se matky zeptal, co, a mo\u017en\u00e1 by se i dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee j\u00ed t\u00ed\u017e\u00ed obava, \u017ee j\u00e1tra, co m\u011bli v pond\u011bl\u00ed k ve\u010de\u0159i, nebyla dostate\u010dn\u011b dob\u0159e omyt\u00e1, a matce p\u0159i manipulac\u00ed s nimi ulp\u011bly na rukou, kter\u00fdma si pozd\u011bji rozhrnovala stydk\u00e9 pysky, aby si na noc aplikovala chlad\u00edc\u00ed mast, Adamovy spermie, a nyn\u00ed je t\u011bhotn\u00e1 s vlastn\u00edm synem.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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10. Ale Adam od hry obli\u010dej nezvedl. Hr\u00e1l ji a\u017e do t\u0159\u00ed do r\u00e1na, mechanicky se\u017ev\u00fdkal vem\u00ednko, pohonil do igelitky od Jednoty p\u0159i my\u0161lenk\u00e1ch na Handsome Jacka, a pak bla\u017een\u011b upadl do sp\u00e1nku ne nepodobn\u00e9mu k\u00f3matu. Ze span\u00ed levou rukou kreslil do vzduchu svastiky, a nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed r\u00e1no ho \u010dek\u00e1 velk\u00e1 \u017eivotn\u00ed zm\u011bna.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Adam se probudil s pocitem pr\u00e1v\u011b prob\u011bhl\u00e9 poluce. Ohledal sv\u00e9 khaki slipy, ale nezjistil \u017e\u00e1dnou\u00a0(novou) usv\u011bd\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed skrvnu a nena\u0161el \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 lepkav\u00e9 nad\u011blen\u00ed. Zamyslel se nad t\u00edm, co ho vzbudilo a do\u0161lo mu, \u017ee ten v\u00fdtokov\u00fd incident se ud\u00e1l n\u011bkde jinde. 2. Vysko\u010dil tak rychle jak mu jen jeho 108 kilo dovolovalo, a pod\u00edval se … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica – st\u0159eda<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1867"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1868,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1867\/revisions\/1868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}