{"id":1879,"date":"2016-07-01T21:17:48","date_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2016-07-01T21:27:05","modified_gmt":"2016-07-01T20:27:05","slug":"krutomyval-adam-sklepica-patek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1879","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica – p\u00e1tek"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1. V Adamovi se po n\u00e1lezu matky va\u0159ila spousta emoc\u00ed. P\u0159evl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed byl ov\u0161em jednozna\u010dn\u011b vztek. Adam nech\u00e1pal, pro\u010d by matka n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho ud\u011blala. To, \u017ee do domu p\u0159i\u0161el n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd a matku zardousil, ho ani nenapadlo, proto\u017ee na sob\u011b m\u011bla ty nejsv\u00e1te\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0161aty, respektive \u00fabor, kter\u00fd vlastnila. Tedy uniformu z Jednoty, kde kdysi pracovala. Adamovi bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee p\u0159esn\u011b takto cht\u011bla b\u00fdt nalezena. A \u017ee pokud ji nep\u0159i\u0161el zavra\u017edit s\u00e1m \u0159editel Jednoty za to, \u017ee jim tam l\u00e9ta kradla ta\u0161ky, a nenapadlo ho, \u017ee j\u00ed p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed donut\u00ed si obl\u00e9ct podnikov\u00fd stejnokroj, aby bylo zjevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, kdo byl vrah, tak \u017ee pachatelem byla matka samotn\u00e1.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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2. Adam ve \u010dtvrtek t\u011bsn\u011b po objevu zva\u017eoval, \u017ee zavol\u00e1 na policii, do n\u011bjak\u00e9 nemocnice, nebo aspo\u0148 na linku t\u00edsn\u011b. Prost\u011b \u017ee bude postupovat jako norm\u00e1ln\u00ed ob\u010dan a d\u011blat to co by se od \u010dlov\u011bka, co zrovna na\u0161el v kuchyni svoj\u00ed mrtvou matku, o\u010dek\u00e1valo.\u00a0<\/span>Jen\u017ee Adam nebyl norm\u00e1ln\u00ed ob\u010dan.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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3. M\u011bl te\u010f v hlav\u011b jedinou v\u011bc. Sobotn\u00ed v\u00fd\u010ditkov\u00fd ritu\u00e1l. A svoj\u00ed \u0161anci vyhr\u00e1t. To, \u017ee matka byla mrtv\u00e1 mu p\u0159eci nemohlo v\u00fdhru zkazit. Tak\u017ee Adam se ve \u010dtvrtek ve\u010der jen zlil a upadl do opileck\u00e9ho sp\u00e1nku, \u017ee kter\u00e9ho se probral a\u017e v p\u00e1tek r\u00e1no, kdy se \u0161el na matku do kuchyn\u011b znovu pod\u00edvat.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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4. Nic se od \u010dtvrte\u010dn\u00edho ve\u010dera nezm\u011bnilo. Adam nechal matku v kuchyni a \u0161el zp\u011bt do sv\u00e9ho pokoje. Cestou si vzal dal\u0161\u00ed lahev Jacka ze sp\u00ed\u017ee. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee je kupovali v Makru po bedn\u00e1ch. Pak se zhroutil k po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, a za\u010dal googlovat jak rychle se rozkl\u00e1d\u00e1 lidsk\u00e9 t\u011blo v pokojov\u00e9 teplot\u011b. Adam i matka m\u011bli doma r\u00e1di chladno, ale byl skoro konec dubna, a teploty stoupaly.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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5. Adamovi \u0161lo o to, aby mat\u010dino t\u011blo vydr\u017eelo v n\u011bjak\u00e9m aspo\u0148 trochu\u00a0(pro \u00fa\u010dely v\u00fd\u010ditkov\u00e9ho ritu\u00e1lu)<\/i>\u00a0pou\u017eiteln\u00e9m stavu do soboty do jedn\u00e9 hodiny.\u00a0<\/span>Po chvilce hled\u00e1n\u00ed na internetu zva\u017eoval, \u017ee si po\u0159\u00edd\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed balzamovac\u00ed laborato\u0159, kter\u00e1 se dala jednodu\u0161e koupit na amazonu a zahrnovala nejen v\u0161echny pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 roztoky ale hlavn\u011b i infuzn\u00ed za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, kter\u00fdm se chemik\u00e1lie pod\u00e1valy mrtv\u00e9mu do \u017e\u00edly, a tak\u00e9 skalpely a pilku na to aby mohl roztokem napustit i mat\u010din vnit\u0159ek a org\u00e1ny. Jen\u017ee tento zp\u016fsob vy\u017eadoval dv\u011b v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 Adamovi nevyhovovaly: 21 dn\u00ed dodac\u00ed dobu z \u010c\u00edny a fakt, \u017ee p\u0159ed napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm mat\u010din\u00fdch \u017eil jedy bylo nutn\u00e9 j\u00ed vypustit z t\u011bla krev a n\u00e1sledn\u011b rozmas\u00edrovat ztuhl\u00e9 svalstvo prakticky po cel\u00e9m t\u011ble, aby chemik\u00e1lie spr\u00e1vn\u011b proudily ob\u011bhov\u00fdm \u00fastroj\u00edm.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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6. Adamovi se necht\u011blo matku mas\u00edrovat. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ale p\u0159i vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed informac\u00ed narazil na viceadmir\u00e1la Hor\u00e1cia Nelsona, britsk\u00e9ho n\u00e1mo\u0159n\u00edho velitele, kter\u00fd zem\u0159el p\u0159i bitv\u011b u Trafalgaru. P\u0159i \u010dten\u00ed jeho p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu a zejm\u00e9na \u010d\u00e1sti o p\u0159\u00e1telstv\u00ed Hor\u00e1cia s kapit\u00e1nem Hardym, kter\u00fd um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edmu Nelsonovi \u0161el naposled vzd\u00e1t \u010dest stiskem ruky a polibkem si Adam nejprve trochu zaslzel, ale pak ho zaujalo, \u017ee Nelsonovo t\u011blo bylo zakonzervov\u00e1no ve sm\u011bsici brandy, kafru a myrhy a t\u00edm uchov\u00e1no po dlouhou dobu ve skv\u011bl\u00e9m stavu.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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7. Adam porovnal vlastnosti anglick\u00e9 brandy a americk\u00e9ho Jacka Danielse. Co se t\u00fd\u010de obsahu alkoholu na tom Daniels byl l\u00e9pe. B\u00fdval by na tom byl je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp, kdyby zbab\u011bl\u00ed yankees nesn\u00ed\u017eili kv\u016fli dan\u00edm a regulaci obsah alkoholu n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t za posledn\u00edch 50 let. Ale te\u010f mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pro jednou nebyl \u010das na pohrd\u00e1n\u00ed Amerikou, bylo t\u0159eba jednat.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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8. Adam se zamyslel co pou\u017e\u00edt m\u00edsto kafru. Matka m\u011bla v l\u00e9k\u00e1rni\u010dce kafrovou mast na klouby a Adam si je\u0161t\u011b vzpomn\u011bl, \u017ee otec, v\u00e1\u0161niv\u00fd amat\u00e9rsk\u00fd mal\u00ed\u0159 m\u011bl ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bkde terpent\u00fdn, z kter\u00e9ho se kafr destiluje ale kter\u00fd s\u00e1m m\u00e1 tak\u00e9 konzerva\u010dn\u00ed schopnosti. Po prohled\u00e1n\u00ed sklepa Adam na\u0161el nejen 2 l\u00e1hve terpent\u00fdnu, ale i n\u011bkolik maleb od otce. A dokonce s v\u011bnov\u00e1n\u00edm Adamovi! V tu chv\u00edli na n\u011bj dolehl sentiment a Adam se n\u00e1hle za\u010dal c\u00edtit pon\u011bkud k\u0159ehce. P\u0159ecijen se z n\u011bj zrovna stal sirotek. Tak\u017ee si plak\u00e1ty vyv\u011bsil na ze\u010f v pokoji, i kdy\u017e se mu nel\u00edbil jejich obsah.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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9. P\u0159i tom si v\u0161iml, \u017ee m\u00e1 v pokoji op\u011bt sousedovic ko\u010dku. Co\u017e ho na\u0161tvalo, proto\u017ee to znamenalo, \u017ee j\u00ed v pond\u011bl\u00ed nebyl schopen spr\u00e1vn\u011b otr\u00e1vit! Zase dal\u0161\u00ed selh\u00e1n\u00ed! Ko\u010dka te\u010f vypadala jen trochu v\u00edc ot\u0159epan\u011b ne\u017e jindy, ale byla tam, a bolestn\u011b Adamovi p\u0159ipom\u00ednala jeho neschopnost.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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10. Rozhodl se, \u017ee tentokr\u00e1t s\u00e1m sebe nezklame. \u00dakol byl jasn\u00fd. Adam vzal ze sp\u00ed\u017ee t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 ve\u0161ker\u00fd alkohol kter\u00fd tam na\u0161el, nalil ho do vany, p\u0159idal terpent\u00fdn a kafrovou mast, plus do toho hodil je\u0161t\u011b su\u0161en\u00fd rozmar\u00fdn, jelik\u017eo nebyla myrha a dle wikipedie su\u0161en\u00fd rozmar\u00fdn obsahuje kafr, co\u017e se Adamovi nyn\u00ed n\u00e1ramn\u011b hodilo. Celou sm\u011bs po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zam\u00edchal sv\u00fdm drahocenn\u00fdm an\u00e1ln\u00edm kru\u017e\u00edtkem, pak do\u0161el pro matku do kuchyn\u011b a odnesl j\u00ed do vany. Tam j\u00ed polo\u017eil, a je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159es n\u00ed p\u0159el\u00edval sm\u011bs nab\u011bra\u010dkou. Pot\u00e9 v koupeln\u011b zhasl, zamkl, a \u0161el si sednout zp\u011bt k po\u010d\u00edta\u010di, ke svoj\u00ed posledn\u00ed lahvi Jacka. Z\u00edtra ho \u010dek\u00e1 n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00fd den. Pod\u00edval se okolo, mo\u017en\u00e1 i trochu posmutn\u011ble, ale p\u0159esto s jist\u00fdm pocitem uspokojen\u00ed si parafr\u00e1zoval slova udatn\u00e9ho Hor\u00e1cia Nelsona a je\u0161t\u011b jednoho t\u00fdpka, kdy\u017e si zamumlal: dokon\u00e1no jest.<\/span><\/p>\n

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1. V Adamovi se po n\u00e1lezu matky va\u0159ila spousta emoc\u00ed. P\u0159evl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00ed byl ov\u0161em jednozna\u010dn\u011b vztek. Adam nech\u00e1pal, pro\u010d by matka n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho ud\u011blala. To, \u017ee do domu p\u0159i\u0161el n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd a matku zardousil, ho ani nenapadlo, proto\u017ee na sob\u011b m\u011bla ty nejsv\u00e1te\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0161aty, respektive \u00fabor, kter\u00fd vlastnila. Tedy uniformu z Jednoty, kde kdysi pracovala. Adamovi … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Adam Sklepica – p\u00e1tek<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1882,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions\/1882"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}