{"id":1908,"date":"2016-08-17T17:22:13","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T16:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1908"},"modified":"2016-08-17T17:35:11","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T16:35:11","slug":"krutomyval-po-stopach-waltera-mittyho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1908","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Po stop\u00e1ch Waltera Mittyho"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.\u00a0Draz\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i. Na n\u011bjakou dobu sem se odml\u010del, a ihned vysv\u011btl\u00edm pro\u010d. Nejprve sem dr\u017eel smutek za Terence<\/a>. Trvalo mi nejm\u00e9n\u011b t\u00fdden, ne\u017e sem ho p\u0159estal v koupeln\u011b hledat. Dokonce sem mu tam jednou opravdu p\u0159inesl mrtvou mouchu, a \u010dekal, \u017ee se vr\u00e1t\u00ed aspo\u0148 za potravou. Nevr\u00e1til.<\/p>\n

2. Pak mne napadlo, \u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 bych se m\u011bl o\u017eenit. P\u0159ijde-li v \u017eivot\u011b t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 \u010dty\u0159icetilet\u00e9ho mu\u017ee chvilka, kdy mu chyb\u00ed koupelnov\u00fd pavouk, mo\u017en\u00e1 je na \u010dase se zaprodat \u010f\u00e1blu zvan\u00e9m „douhodob\u00fd svazek“<\/em>. A ne, nemysl\u00edm t\u00edm, upsat se Telefonice, na to bacha, to je snad je\u0161t\u011b hr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed krok, ne\u017e s\u0148atek.<\/p>\n

3. Jak v\u00edte, doch\u00e1z\u00ed v m\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b k velk\u00fdm zm\u011bn\u00e1m<\/a>. Ji\u017e sem ozn\u00e1mil sv\u00e9mu t\u00fdmu pracovit\u00fdch blond\u00fdnek, \u017ee je opou\u0161t\u00edm. Jedna se u toho dokonce rozplakala.\u00a0 Dal\u0161\u00ed zv\u00fd\u0161ila konzumaci alkoholu a ob\u00e1v\u00e1m se, abych z n\u00ed t\u00edmto sv\u00fdm, ryze sobeck\u00fdm krokem, neud\u011blal dom\u00e1c\u00ed alkoholi\u010dku. To bych nerad, sta\u010d\u00ed \u017ee sem zni\u010dil j\u00e1tra s\u00e1m sob\u011b.<\/p>\n

4. Pokou\u0161el sem se tedy posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f, mimo zva\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1kupu vhodn\u00e9 man\u017eelky, zajistit sv\u00fdm ove\u010dk\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00e9ho n\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho n\u00e1stupce. Kter\u00fd bude, podobn\u011b jako j\u00e1, trvat na jedin\u00e9m pravidle, co mus\u00ed otro\u010denky v\u016f\u010di sv\u00e9mu \u0161\u00e9fovi dodr\u017eovat: nechce o nich ani vid\u011bt ani sly\u0161et, jak to jen p\u016fjde.<\/p>\n

5. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee sem vhodn\u00e9ho kandid\u00e1ta na\u0161el. Ale musel sem si za n\u00edm dolet\u011bt do Belgie. A to v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, \u017ee se mi do Bruselu v t\u00e9to turbulentn\u00ed dob\u011b zrovna moc necht\u011blo. Bruselsk\u00e9 leti\u0161t\u011b vypad\u00e1 jak uprost\u0159ed v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9ho konfliktu, tolik voj\u00e1ku se samopalama a prstama na spou\u0161ti, barik\u00e1d, ostnat\u00fdch dr\u00e1t\u016f a z\u00e1taras sem nevid\u011bl ani v NYC kolem d\u00edkuvzd\u00e1n\u00ed minulej rok, kdy na Manhattanu hrozily aktivn\u00ed \u00fatoky.<\/p>\n

6. Cestou z Belgie sem si \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se mus\u00edm ne\u010d\u00edm odm\u011bnit. Zastavil sem se tedy na 45 hodin na Islandu. Ano v\u00edm, nen\u00ed to moc, ale aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed pracovn\u011b-v\u00fdpov\u011bdn\u00ed situace mi neumo\u017enila str\u00e1vit tam v\u00edc \u010dasu, a t\u0159eba se k tomu je\u0161t\u011b potkat s Userkou.<\/p>\n

7. Co na Islandu? No cht\u011bl sem se pod\u00edvat na p\u00e1r m\u00edst, kde se nat\u00e1\u010del m\u016fj obl\u00edben\u00fd film\u00a0The Secret Life of Walter Mitty<\/a>. A trochu si taky, p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e definitivn\u011b ukon\u010d\u00edm svou kari\u00e9ru pr\u00e1vn\u00edka, (co\u017e by se m\u011blo p\u00edsemn\u011b odehr\u00e1t p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden<\/em>), postesknout nad t\u00edm, jak je takov\u00fd krok, po v\u00edce ne\u017e deseti letech ve slu\u017eb\u00e1ch zla, slo\u017eit\u00fd.<\/p>\n

8. Vzd\u00e1t se zaveden\u00fdch jistot, jako je t\u0159eba pravideln\u00fd p\u0159\u00edtok dol\u00e1rk\u016f na \u00fa\u010det, bez toho, aby se \u010dlov\u011bk musel n\u011bjak zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b nam\u00e1hat, to nen\u00ed jednoduch\u00e9. Nav\u00edc osam\u011bl\u00e1 dr\u00e1ha stand-up komika a sc\u00e9n\u00e1risty jist\u011b nebude zahrnovat tolik drobn\u00fdch blo\u0148dat\u00fdch d\u00edvenek, co mi d\u011blaj\u00ed pomy\u0161len\u00ed. Nebo ano?<\/p>\n

9. To se asi brzy dozv\u00edm. Island toti\u017e splnil roli, jakou m\u011bl, a\u00a0p\u0159ipomn\u011bl mi, \u017ee \u017eivot se m\u00e1 hlavn\u011b \u017e\u00edt, a ne p\u0159e\u017e\u00edvat, a fantazie realizovat, nikoliv jen rozv\u00edjet ve sv\u00e9 hlav\u011b. A jak \u0159\u00edkal m\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel z Tureck\u00e9 arm\u00e1dy „Fear cannot be your mast<\/em>er“, tak se teda nebudu b\u00e1t. Vono to asi \u0159\u00edkalo v\u00edc lid\u00ed, ale tenhle konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed to \u0159\u00edkal mn\u011b a na tom z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n

10. Tud\u00ed\u017e, na m\u00edst\u011b, kter\u00e9 \u00fadajne inspirovalo Julese Verna k naps\u00e1n\u00ed Cesty do St\u0159edu Zem\u011b<\/a>, (knihy, na jej\u00ed\u017e motivy byl ud\u011blanej ten film)<\/em> v jeskyni Vatnshellir, asi \u00a040 \u00a0metr\u016f pod zem\u00ed, v \u00fapln\u00e9 tm\u011b, sem si dovolil mimo chvilkov\u00e9 paniky z tmy a podzem\u00ed nechat v t\u00e9 jeskyni i ten strach z budoucnosti, a vykro\u010dit (vy\u0161plhat po to\u010dit\u00e9m schodi\u0161ti<\/em>) z n\u00ed ven s p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00edm, \u017ee d\u011bl\u00e1m dob\u0159e. Hyacint\u016fm zdar, fantazi\u00edm, kter\u00e9 se jen sn\u00ed, zmar.<\/p>\n

\"GoldenCircle\"<\/a>
Golden Circle je kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 oblast, to se mus\u00ed nechat..<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Hellnar\"<\/a>
Hobitin ve kterem sem 1 noc bydlel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"snaefellsnes\"<\/a>
Snaefellsnes a okoli pripomina Maui, podobne lavove formace<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"stykkisholmur\"<\/a>
Rybarska vesnicka Stykkisholmur<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Kirkjufell\"<\/a>
Kirkjufell. Pocasi moc nekooperovalo na foceni, ale bylo tam krasne.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Vatnshellir\"<\/a>
v hloubce teto jeskyne sem si zameditoval a poslal Terrencovi posledni modlidbu do pavouciho nebe.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"takblizko\"<\/a>
na setkani s Userkou uz se nedostalo, preci jen 119 kilometru je 119 kilometru. spatnym smerem.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"fujsushi\"<\/a>
Sushi ne\u017eeru, sem slu\u0161nej \u010dlovek, Sea Cucumber sem vr\u00e1til zp\u011bt do mo\u0159e<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"wm\"
Thank You Walter Mitty<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1.\u00a0Draz\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i. Na n\u011bjakou dobu sem se odml\u010del, a ihned vysv\u011btl\u00edm pro\u010d. Nejprve sem dr\u017eel smutek za Terence. Trvalo mi nejm\u00e9n\u011b t\u00fdden, ne\u017e sem ho p\u0159estal v koupeln\u011b hledat. Dokonce sem mu tam jednou opravdu p\u0159inesl mrtvou mouchu, a \u010dekal, \u017ee se vr\u00e1t\u00ed aspo\u0148 za potravou. Nevr\u00e1til. 2. Pak mne napadlo, \u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 bych se … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Po stop\u00e1ch Waltera Mittyho<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6,4,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1908"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1946,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions\/1946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}