{"id":1961,"date":"2016-10-27T17:04:33","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T16:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1961"},"modified":"2016-10-27T17:07:54","modified_gmt":"2016-10-27T16:07:54","slug":"krutomyval-jak-znechutit-myvala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=1961","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak znechutit m\u00fdvala"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Za t\u011bch p\u011bt nebo kolik let tu sem je tohle prvn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost si post\u011b\u017eovat na Ameri\u010dany. \u00a0A to sice za to, jak se (n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed)<\/em> chovaj\u00ed ke sv\u00fdm zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edm kamar\u00e1d\u016fm.<\/p>\n

2. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu mluvit o cel\u00e9m n\u00e1rodu jako skupin\u011b, kter\u00e1 se chov\u00e1 stejn\u011b, ale prost\u011b za sv\u00fdch 30 let \u017eivota v \u010cR sem o podobn\u00e9m chov\u00e1n\u00ed majitel\u016f ke zv\u00ed\u0159at\u016fm nesly\u0161el (a\u010dkoliv se ur\u010dit\u011b podobn\u00e9 v\u011bci d\u011bjou i tam),<\/em> proto mne to tady tak drt\u00ed, kdy\u017e se dozv\u00edd\u00e1m v\u011bci jako \u017ee se pes nebo ko\u010dka b\u011b\u017en\u011b na del\u0161\u00ed dobu zav\u00edr\u00e1 do jedn\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti a pova\u017euje se to za normu. U lid\u00ed co sou vzd\u011blan\u00fd, maj\u00ed pr\u00e1ci, slu\u0161n\u00fd p\u0159\u00edjem, a sou st\u0159edn\u00ed vrstva.\u00a0<\/p>\n

3. To co m\u011b dnes p\u0159imn\u011blo k naps\u00e1n\u00ed tohoto \u010dl\u00e1nku je kolega, kter\u00fd mi p\u0159i\u0161el povypr\u00e1v\u011bt „funny story<\/em>„. Logicky sem \u010dekal n\u011bjakou vtipnou eskap\u00e1du. Jak sem se m\u00fdlil!<\/p>\n

4. Kolega za\u010dal vypr\u00e1v\u011bt, jak jeho rodina (syn a sestra se sv\u00fdma partnerama)<\/em> odjeli na spole\u010dnou dovolenou, a pov\u011b\u0159ili kolegu a jeho \u017eenu aby se jim postarali o zv\u00ed\u0159ectvo. \u0160lo o jednoho psa a jednu ko\u010dku.<\/p>\n

5. Pes na ten t\u00fdden je u kolegy, ko\u010dka z\u016fstala v dom\u00e1c\u00edm prost\u0159ed\u00ed, kam j\u00edm n\u011bkdo chod\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd den krmit. Jen\u017ee. Ko\u010dku jej\u00ed majitel\u00e9 zav\u0159eli do pr\u00e1delny, na cel\u00fd ten t\u00fdden. Nem\u00e1 mo\u017enost b\u00fdt nikde jinde, ne\u017e t\u00fdden v tmav\u00e9m mal\u00e9m kumb\u00e1lu. Kam jednou denn\u011b n\u011bkdo p\u0159ijde na p\u011bt minut j\u00ed d\u00e1t novou vodu a konzervu.<\/p>\n

6. Varov\u00e1n\u00ed<\/strong>: n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159\u00e1dky sou jen pro otrl\u00e9 jedince. Druh\u00fd den ko\u010dka nebyla v pr\u00e1deln\u011b k nalezen\u00ed. Kolegova man\u017eelka situaci podcenila s t\u00edm, \u017ee ko\u010dka je asi n\u011bkde schovan\u00e1, a ne\u0159e\u0161ila to. T\u0159et\u00ed den j\u00ed ale u\u017e (kone\u010dn\u011b!)<\/em>\u00a0bylo divn\u00e9 \u017ee po ko\u010dce st\u00e1le nen\u00ed vidu a slechu a neub\u00fdv\u00e1 \u017er\u00e1dlo. Prohledala pr\u00e1delnu a na\u0161la uboh\u00fd zv\u00ed\u0159e zaseknut\u00e9 za pra\u010dkou. Kolem mo\u010d, zvratky, exrementy.<\/p>\n

7. Ko\u010dku z pozapra\u010dky vyt\u00e1hla, a postavila j\u00ed p\u0159ed misku s j\u00eddlem. Ko\u010dka se neudr\u017eela na nohou. K m\u00e9mu ohromn\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed se v t\u00e9to chv\u00edli nevolalo ani majitel\u016fm ani na veterinu, ale nechalo zv\u00ed\u0159e bejt.<\/p>\n

8. \u010ctvrt\u00fd den ko\u010dka le\u017eela st\u00e1le na tom sam\u00e9m m\u00edste, vedle misky s netknut\u00fdm \u017e\u0159\u00e1dlem, a podle popisu kolegy „s\u00edpav\u011b d\u00fdchala<\/em>„. V tuto chv\u00edli sem se odv\u00e1\u017eil zeptat pro\u010d proboha tuhle p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernou historku uvedl slovy „funny story<\/em>“ a \u0159ekl mu, \u017ee jestli mi vykl\u00e1d\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom jak umu\u010dili ko\u010dku, tak \u017ee mi to nep\u0159\u00edjde legra\u010dn\u00ed. Na to odv\u011btil \u017ee ko\u010dka st\u00e1le e\u0161t\u011b \u017eije, ale n\u011bco mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee dal\u0161\u00ed den u\u017e tam najdou mrtvolku.<\/p>\n

9. Ne\u017e sem mu sta\u010dil sko\u010dit po krku, za\u010dal vypr\u00e1v\u011bt, co ten pes. Ten je na noc tak\u00e9 zav\u00edran\u00fd do kumb\u00e1lu, \u00a0a pro zm\u011bnu zase u\u017e druhej den bleje a nej\u00ed. Tak\u00e9 se to ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. \u00a0Pes to ale snad p\u0159e\u017eije, narozd\u00edl od ko\u010dky, kter\u00e1 chud\u00e1k n\u011bkde u pra\u010dky asi um\u00edr\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b te\u010f jak p\u00ed\u0161u tyhle \u0159\u00e1dky.<\/p>\n

10. Hroziv\u00fd je, \u017ee tohle neni prvn\u00ed podobn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. Zn\u00e1m t\u0159i dal\u0161\u00ed rodiny se zv\u00ed\u0159aty a v\u0161echny je zav\u00edraj\u00ed na noc nebo i p\u0159es den do jedn\u00e9 mal\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti. Aby neu\u0161pinili n\u00e1bytek \u010di ned\u011blali hluk. Samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed je ko\u010dky nechat zbavit dr\u00e1p\u016f a p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b je\u0161t\u011b oholit. Psi sou b\u011b\u017en\u011b p\u0159es den \u010di noc zav\u00edran\u00fd v pr\u00e1deln\u011b a pou\u0161t\u011bni ven jen na z\u00e1chod. B\u011b\u017en\u00e9 taky je \u017ee se nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159ata sami poj\u00edt, m\u00edsto toho aby je veterin\u00e1\u0159i l\u00e9\u010dili nebo uspali. Souvis\u00ed to s p\u011bn\u011bzi, zejm\u00e9na. Tomu na n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u00farovni rozum\u00edm, \u017ee n\u011bkdo t\u0159eba investuje do vyl\u00e9\u010den\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bte rad\u011bji ne\u017e psa. \u010cemu nerozum\u00edm je: pro\u010d si n\u011bkdo po\u0159izuje zv\u00ed\u0159e, aby ho pak mu\u010dil. Zasran\u00fd barba\u0159i. Kolega dostane proj\u00edmadlo do kafe co si d\u00e1v\u00e1 po ob\u011bd\u011b. Uvid\u00edme, jak se mu bude l\u00edbit v jeho kancel\u00e1\u0159i pak. E\u0161t\u011b by ho tam m\u011bl n\u011bkdo na tejden zamknout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Za t\u011bch p\u011bt nebo kolik let tu sem je tohle prvn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost si post\u011b\u017eovat na Ameri\u010dany. \u00a0A to sice za to, jak se (n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed) chovaj\u00ed ke sv\u00fdm zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edm kamar\u00e1d\u016fm. 2. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu mluvit o cel\u00e9m n\u00e1rodu jako skupin\u011b, kter\u00e1 se chov\u00e1 stejn\u011b, ale prost\u011b za sv\u00fdch 30 let \u017eivota v \u010cR sem o … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: jak znechutit m\u00fdvala<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1961"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1964,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1961\/revisions\/1964"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}