{"id":2074,"date":"2017-03-03T06:29:55","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T05:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2074"},"modified":"2017-03-03T06:38:49","modified_gmt":"2017-03-03T05:38:49","slug":"krutomyval-jak-se-zije-nezamestnanemu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2074","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak se \u017eije nezam\u011bstnan\u00e9mu?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. Sv\u011bt je n\u00e1dhern\u00fd! \u017divot je kr\u00e1sn\u00fd! Zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed pt\u00e1ci m\u011b neserou! R\u00e1na m\u011b neobt\u011b\u017euj\u00ed! V\u0161echno je b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Ano, ji\u017e nejsem pr\u00e1vn\u00edk. Dnes uplynul druh\u00fd den nov\u00e9 etapy m\u00e9ho \u017eivota. \u00a0Jak bo\u017esk\u00fd to je pocit. R\u00e1no \u010dlov\u011bk nemus\u00ed nikam vst\u00e1vat. Ve\u010der ho nestresuj\u00ed tucty nov\u00fdch pracovn\u00edch mail\u016f. P\u0159es den mu nikdo nevol\u00e1, \u017ee klient odm\u00edt\u00e1 podepsat smlouvu, soudce vydal podivn\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed, protistrana vyhro\u017euje sankcema, nebo n\u011b\u010d\u00ed zam\u011bstnanec v Severn\u00ed Dakot\u011b ukradl firemn\u00ed auto, popsal ho n\u00e1bo\u017enejma v\u00fdk\u0159ikama a se slovy <em>&#8222;B\u016fh<\/em> <em>mne poslal zne\u0161kodnit Obamu<\/em>&#8220; vyrazil se prost\u0159\u00edlet do B\u00edl\u00e9ho Domu a neboh\u00fd M\u00fdvale zachra\u0148uj situaci.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. Sem p\u00e1nem sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho \u010dasu. Je to \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9. Dnes r\u00e1no sem se probudil v pul jeden\u00e1ct\u00e9, hodinu sem v posteli sn\u00eddal, a pak mi p\u0159i\u0161lo, \u017ee sem se t\u00edm p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 unavil, tak sem si \u0161el je\u0161t\u011b zd\u0159\u00edmnout.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. V jednu sem se znova probudil, znova najedl, a je\u0161t\u011b se \u0161el dospinkat. Ve t\u0159i sem vstal a pod\u00edval se na epizodu seri\u00e1lu Bates Motel. Pak sem se l\u00edn\u011b doklouzal do fitka a chv\u00edli tam zvedal \u010dinky, aby se ne\u0159eklo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. Ve\u010der sem za\u0161el na drink s b\u00fdval\u00fdma kolegama, kter\u00fdm sem se otev\u0159en\u011b vysm\u00edval. Potom sem si za\u0161el do kina na Logana (<em>v\u00fdborn\u00fd film, doporu\u010duju<\/em>). Nyn\u00ed le\u017e\u00edm \u00a0v posteli a ANI TROCHU m\u011b nestresuje, \u00a0\u017ee je p\u016fl jedn\u00e9 r\u00e1no a z\u00edtra nen\u00ed v\u00edkend. HA!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. \u00dapln\u011b v klidu si budu ponocovat t\u0159ebas do t\u0159\u00ed. Kdy\u017e zvon\u00ed telefon, sice m\u00e1m po\u0159\u00e1d je\u0161t\u011b trochu tiky, a ten reflex hr\u016fzy z toho, co se na m\u011b zase val\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b zcela nepolevil, ale s ka\u017ed\u00fdm dal\u0161\u00edm telefon\u00e1tem, kde vyjde najevo \u017ee mi vol\u00e1 maxim\u00e1ln\u011b tak chiropraktik nebo podomn\u00ed prodava\u010d internetu, c\u00edt\u00edm jak se obnovuje moje\u2026. eh\u2026 du\u0161e? Nebo n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho? M\u00e1 vlastn\u011b \u010dlovk co d\u011blal 12 let pr\u00e1vn\u00edka je\u0161t\u011b n\u00e1rok tvrdit, \u00a0\u017ee m\u00e1 n\u011bjakou du\u0161i?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. \u00a0Brzy m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed krok. Ano, ne\u017e si koup\u00edm haciendu na Kub\u011b a budu tam p\u011bstovat Hyacinty a ps\u00e1t sv\u00e9 pam\u011bti, mus\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b ud\u011blat p\u00e1r v\u011bc\u00ed tady v USA. Nap\u0159\u00edklad st\u00e1t se oce\u0148ovan\u00fdm sc\u00e9n\u00e1ristou, a mo\u017en\u00e1 i re\u017eis\u00e9rem. Na za\u010d\u00e1tek t\u00e9to cesty mne \u010dek\u00e1 prvn\u00ed pidi-kr\u016f\u010dek: zm\u011bnit si na sv\u00e9m LinkdediN profilu povol\u00e1n\u00ed. Z <em>&#8222;pr\u00e1vn\u00edk&#8220;<\/em> na &#8222;<em>sc\u00e9n\u00e1rista\/komik<\/em>&#8222;. Bude to asi trochu ne\u010dekan\u00e1 zm\u011bna, pro t\u011bch n\u011bkolik set v\u00edceprezident\u016f, partner\u016f z advok\u00e1tn\u00edch kancel\u00e1\u0159\u00ed a podobn\u00e9 verbe\u017ee, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1m ve sv\u00e9m pracovn\u00edm networku, ale kdy\u017e u\u017e sem se za tou zm\u011bnou pl\u00e1cal tak dlouho, nebudu si j\u00ed nech\u00e1vat pro sebe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. \u00a0P\u0159i tom dne\u0161n\u00edm p\u0159em\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed nad t\u00edm, jak je \u017eivot b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd, n\u00e1dhern\u00fd a jak B\u016fh zcela zjevn\u011b existuje (<em>a m\u00e1 m\u011b r\u00e1d<\/em>) sem si vybavil sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed blogo p\u0159\u00edsp\u011bvek. Psal sem ho v situaci naprost\u00e9ho vy\u010derp\u00e1n\u00ed a profesn\u00edho rozho\u0159\u010den\u00ed, s pocitem \u017ee se z t\u00e9 pr\u00e1vni\u010diny nikdy nebudu m\u00edt s\u00edlu a odvahu vyhrabat a skon\u010d\u00edm utopen\u00fd t\u011bma sra\u010dkama.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Bylo to p\u0159ed p\u011bti lety, skoro na den. Polovinu dek\u00e1dy sem sb\u00edral energii k tomu, abych zm\u011bnil trasu sv\u00e9ho \u017eivota a nejen se postavil za kormidlo, ale oto\u010d\u00edl jim na stranu, ke kter\u00e9 m\u011b to u\u017e dlouho t\u00e1hne. Nev\u011bd\u011bl sem, jestli to n\u011bkdy dok\u00e1\u017eu ud\u011blat, nato\u017e jestli se mi to vyplat\u00ed. Ale ta euforie co za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m posledn\u00ed dva dny, ta mi \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee nakonec to bude v\u0161echno dobr\u00e9. Mo\u017en\u00e1 i proto, \u017ee sem si kone\u010dn\u011b uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee v \u017eivot\u011b opravdu nem\u00e1 cenu d\u011blat to, co \u010dlov\u011bka nebav\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. A ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dten\u00e1\u0159 m\u00e9ho blogu m\u00e1 pod\u00edl na tom, \u017ee sem se k tomu nakonec odholal. A tuhle transformaci v\u016fb\u011bc podstupuji. V\u0161em v\u00e1m za to pat\u0159\u00ed velk\u00fd d\u00edk. A\u2026. p\u0159ipome\u0148me si to, jak to vlastn\u011b v\u0161echno tenkr\u00e1t za\u010dalo:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/officespace.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2075\" alt=\"officespace\" src=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/officespace.jpg\" width=\"2494\" height=\"1428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/officespace.jpg 2494w, https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/officespace-300x171.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/officespace-1024x586.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 2494px) 100vw, 2494px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<div><strong>(I) nekone\u010dno d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d neb\u00fdt pr\u00e1vn\u00edk<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>17.2.2012<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>1. \u010clov\u011bk se \u010dasto styd\u00ed, za to co d\u011bl\u00e1, s k\u00fdm to d\u011bl\u00e1 a pro\u010d to d\u011bl\u00e1, na ve\u010d\u00edrc\u00edch je lep\u0161\u00ed \u0159\u00edkat<\/div>\n<div>\u00a0<em>&#8222;instalat\u00e9r&#8220;<\/em> &#8211; to je n\u00f3bl povol\u00e1n\u00ed a ka\u017ed\u00fd alespo\u0148 pr\u016fm\u011brn\u011b chytr\u00fd jedinec (tedy nikoliv b\u011b\u017en\u00fd\u00a0pr\u00e1vn\u00edk) si to uv\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>2. Po n\u011bjak\u00e9 dob\u011b z toho lze jen velmi t\u011b\u017eko vystoupit.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>3. P\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, kter\u00e9 si p\u0159i tom \u010dlov\u011bk ud\u011bl\u00e1, si \u010dasto p\u0159eje, aby v\u016fbec nikdy nepotkal.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>4. Nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 se st\u00e1vaj\u00ed jen o d\u016fvod v\u00edc, pro\u010d v t\u00e9 hnusn\u00e9 bran\u017ei z\u016fstat &#8211; v\u011bt\u0161inou jsou toti\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b\u00a0oni zdrojem va\u0161\u00ed pracovn\u00ed n\u00e1pln\u011b.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. \u017deny v\u00e1m v\u00edc a v\u00edc lezou do zadku, a pak se div\u00ed, kdy\u017e jim \u0159eknete, a\u0165 si k tomu kleknou na\u00a0v\u0161echny \u010dty\u0159i, aby z toho byla n\u011bjak\u00e1 z\u00e1bava. Tedy div\u00ed se jen n\u011bkter\u00e9. Ty ostatn\u00ed u\u017e po \u010dty\u0159ech\u00a0rovnou p\u0159ilezly.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. Ka\u017edej klient trapn\u011b l\u017ee, ti nejhor\u0161\u00ed se to na v\u00e1s teprve u\u010d\u00ed. Pokud se zd\u00e1, \u017ee snad n\u011bkdo nel\u017ee,\u00a0bojte se nejhor\u0161\u00edho, asi u\u017e p\u00e1r lid\u00ed obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b brut\u00e1ln\u011b zavra\u017edil.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. Sekret\u00e1\u0159ky si hrajou na n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho ne\u017e na \u0161ikovnou kop\u00edrku s dv\u011bma funkcema nav\u00edc: kafe a\u00a0\u00a0ku\u0159ba.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Koncipienti sou nadr\u017een\u00fd dom\u00fd\u0161liv\u00fd paka co klientovi p\u0159i nejlep\u0161\u00edm nep\u0159ihor\u0161\u00ed, a na v\u00e1s stejn\u011b\u00a0v\u017edy padnou sra\u010dky za jejich \u010diny.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Kdy\u017e u\u017e dostanete fakt super klienty, p\u0159ijdou s tragickou historkou, se kterou by u\u017e nic neud\u011blal\u00a0ani Houdini. A vy to p\u0159eci mus\u00edte zkusit. Ste toti\u017e k\u00e1mo\u0161i.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. Nem\u016f\u017eete z toho v\u0161eho po\u0159adn\u011b sp\u00e1t, boj\u00eete se z t\u011bch megasra\u010dek vystoupit, a vlastn\u011b nic\u00a0jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e b\u00fdt nek\u0159es\u0165ansky drah\u00e1 kurva, neum\u00edte.<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Sv\u011bt je n\u00e1dhern\u00fd! \u017divot je kr\u00e1sn\u00fd! Zp\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed pt\u00e1ci m\u011b neserou! R\u00e1na m\u011b neobt\u011b\u017euj\u00ed! V\u0161echno je b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9! 2. Ano, ji\u017e nejsem pr\u00e1vn\u00edk. Dnes uplynul druh\u00fd den nov\u00e9 etapy m\u00e9ho \u017eivota. \u00a0Jak bo\u017esk\u00fd to je pocit. R\u00e1no \u010dlov\u011bk nemus\u00ed nikam vst\u00e1vat. Ve\u010der ho nestresuj\u00ed tucty nov\u00fdch pracovn\u00edch mail\u016f. P\u0159es den mu nikdo nevol\u00e1, \u017ee klient odm\u00edt\u00e1 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2074\" class=\"more-link\">Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Krutom\u00fdval: jak se \u017eije nezam\u011bstnan\u00e9mu?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2074"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2081,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2074\/revisions\/2081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}