{"id":2159,"date":"2017-07-19T01:07:56","date_gmt":"2017-07-19T00:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2017-07-19T18:36:40","modified_gmt":"2017-07-19T17:36:40","slug":"krutomyval-jak-se-zije-v-brooklynu-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2159","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Jak se \u017eije v Brooklynu 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Od 1.7. bydl\u00edm v Brooklynu, v „um\u011bleck\u00e9“<\/em> (rozum\u011bj „pln\u00e9 podivn\u00fdch existenc\u00ed, hipster\u016f a zjevn\u011b i krimin\u00e1ln\u00edk\u016f)<\/em> \u010dtvrti Bed-Stuy. Volba na pr\u00e1v\u011b tuto lokalitu padla na z\u00e1klad\u011b n\u011bkolika doporu\u010den\u00ed koleg\u016f filma\u0159\u016f a sc\u00e9n\u00e1rist\u016f, faktu, \u017ee si zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1jemn\u00e9 mohu dovolit, a toho, \u017ee to m\u00e1m bl\u00edzko jak na leti\u0161t\u011b, tak na Manhattan.<\/p>\n

2. Plus se mi Brooklyn l\u00edb\u00ed na pohled. I kdy\u017e je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d mi nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00e9 pro\u010d je „brownstone<\/em>“ takov\u00fd pojem. Bar\u00e1k z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho p\u00edskovce \u010di co. Nech\u00e1pu pro\u010d je to jako \u00fachvatn\u00e9, ale v jednom takov\u00e9m bydl\u00edm, a ka\u017ed\u00fd se m\u011b na to pt\u00e1, a pak vypad\u00e1, \u017ee ho to ohromuje nebo mi dokonce z\u00e1vid\u00ed, \u017ee bydlim v „browstonu<\/em>„. V kter\u00e9m nen\u00ed ani centr\u00e1ln\u00ed klimatizace ani pra\u010dka a su\u0161i\u010dka a P\u0158ESTO lidi maj pocit \u017ee to je super. Mrkev v zim\u011b, s\u00e1\u0148ky v l\u00e9t\u011b.<\/p>\n

3. T\u011bsn\u011b po vydan\u00ed minul\u00e9ho \u010dl\u00e1nku na t\u00e9ma jak se bydl\u00ed v Brooklynu<\/a> se jeden m\u00edstn\u00ed gang rozhodl sp\u00e1cha\u0165 dvojitou vra\u017edu hned za rohem od mejch dve\u0159\u00ed. Vlastn\u011b ze sv\u00e9ho okna vid\u00edm P\u0158\u00cdMO na m\u00edsto \u010dinu. Akor\u00e1t\u017ee v dob\u011b \u010dinu mi tu hr\u00e1l n\u011bjakej seri\u00e1l, tak\u017ee moje pozornost byla upnut\u00e1 jinam. A pocit pohody preru\u0161ila a\u017e policejn\u00ed helikopt\u00e9ra s p\u00e1trac\u00edma sv\u011btlama, \u00a0kter\u00e1 mi pak 4 hodiny l\u00edtala nad hlavou a drze sv\u00edtila do lo\u017enice.<\/p>\n

4. Dnes mi nav\u00edc moje latinskoamerick\u00e1 ukl\u00edze\u010dka \u0159ekla, \u017ee policie pachatele zn\u00e1, \u017ee to byla v\u00e1lka dvou sousednich gang\u016f, ale \u017ee je nezatkli proto\u017ee (zde \u00a0j\u00ed trochu zes\u00edlil p\u0159\u00edzvuk, tak je mo\u017en\u00e9 \u017ee \u0159\u00edkala n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho)<\/em> policajti sou s jedn\u00edm z t\u011bch gang\u016f kamar\u00e1di. \u017de oni v\u00ed, kdo to ud\u011blal, ale zat\u00fdkat se nebude. Tak nev\u00edm, jestli mne to uklid\u0148uje, nebo pohor\u0161uje. Je\u0161t\u011b si to rozmysl\u00edm.<\/p>\n

5. Dal\u0161\u00ed vzru\u0161en\u00ed tohoto t\u00fddne poskytla my\u0161, kter\u00e1 mi uprost\u0159ed sledovan\u00ed nap\u00ednav\u00e9ho d\u00edlu seri\u00e1lu Bates Motel vyb\u011bhla z poza gau\u010de a nam\u00ed\u0159ila si to p\u0159\u00edmo do m\u00e9 lo\u017enice, jako kdyby byla jej\u00ed. To mne taky nepote\u0161ilo. Ten n\u00e1jem tu plat\u00edm j\u00e1, tak chci taky n\u011bjak\u00e1 exklusivn\u00ed pr\u00e1va!<\/p>\n

6. B\u011bhem 90 minut kter\u00e9 pak n\u00e1sledovaly vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee chytit hol\u00fdma rukama (nebo pokli\u010dkama\/hrncema\/igelitkou\/botama, jin\u00e9 n\u00e1stroje nem\u00e1m)<\/em> my\u0161, kter\u00e1 b\u011bh\u00e1 po byt\u011b ve snaze nenechat se chytit je asi nemo\u017en\u00fd \u00fakol. My\u0161 se mi vylo\u017een\u011b sm\u00e1la do ksichtu, v pohod\u011b prob\u00edhala okolo mne a ignorovala v\u0161echny m\u00e9 pokusy ji lapit. V jednu chv\u00edli sme byli my\u0161 i j\u00e1 z\u00e1rove\u0148 na gau\u010di, jako na t\u00e9 sedac\u00ed \u010d\u00e1sti, velmi bl\u00edzko sebe a \u00a0to mi pri\u0161lo \u017ee bylo nad\u011bjn\u00e9, ale stejn\u011b mi nakonec utekla.<\/p>\n

7. Ne nadlouho ov\u0161em. Vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee p\u0159edchoz\u00ed n\u00e1jemn\u00edci zde nechali lep\u00edc\u00ed pasti\u010dky a do jedn\u00e9 z nich se my\u0161 pak ve \u010dtyri r\u00e1no chytla. Je mi nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 ozn\u00e1mit, co se s n\u00ed d\u011blo d\u00e1l, nebudu se babrat v krvav\u00fdch detailech, ale \u0159ekn\u011bme \u017ee u\u017e je v my\u0161\u00edm nebi (pekle\/o\u010distci co j\u00e1 v\u00edm jakej vedla \u017eivot)<\/em> a \u017ee cesta do n\u011bj snad byla lemovan\u00e1 minim\u00e1lnim utrpen\u00edm. Snaha na m\u00e9 stran\u011b rozhodn\u011b byla.<\/p>\n

8. Za\u010d\u00ednam se taky orientova\u0165 ve zdej\u0161\u00edm syst\u00e9mu „alternate parking<\/em>„, coz znamen\u00e1 \u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e9 cca 2 dny mus\u00edte na 3 hodiny preparkovat na druhou stranu ulice, aby se ta va\u0161e strana mohla vy\u010disti\u0165. Zd\u00e1 se to jako d\u011bsnej vopruz, ale vlastn\u011b to nakonec tak hrozn\u00fd neni. Jen nev\u00edm jak to d\u011blaj lidi co t\u0159eba chod\u00ed do pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n

9. Co\u017e mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 – nechodit do pr\u00e1ce je vskutku povzn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00edc\u00ed. Pl\u00e1novat dny pln\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161tev kina, telocvi\u010dny, restaurac\u00ed a r\u016fzn\u011b absurdn\u00edch kulturn\u00edch akci je docela p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed je, kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk jede v metru, v ruce kel\u00edmek s n\u011bjak\u00fdm n\u00e1pojem, jak se slu\u0161\u00ed a pat\u0159\u00ed, a kouk\u00e1 se po t\u011bch obli\u010dej\u00edch okolo a v\u00ed, \u017ee vet\u0161ina z nich jede do kancel\u00e1\u0159e, kde na n\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 seznam \u00fakol\u016f, kter\u00e9 je nebav\u00ed, kde\u017eto j\u00e1 jedu do kina, kde na m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 film o nadr\u017een\u00fdch jepti\u0161k\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1sil\u0148uj\u00ed mlad\u00e9ho z\u00e1hradn\u00edka (true story, to existuje)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

10. Cht\u011blo se mi te\u010f \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee tahle idyla nebude panova\u0165 v\u011b\u010dn\u011b, ale na druhou stranu mi p\u0159ijde \u017ee je moje pohoda a fl\u00e1k\u00e1ni vykoupeno faktem, \u017ee se kolem mne vra\u017ed\u00ed a v byt\u011b za cca 70 t\u00e1c\u016f m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b mi b\u011bhaj my\u0161i. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee za to si zaslou\u017e\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b aspo\u0148 p\u00e1r let nepracova\u0165.<\/p>\n

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1. Od 1.7. bydl\u00edm v Brooklynu, v „um\u011bleck\u00e9“ (rozum\u011bj „pln\u00e9 podivn\u00fdch existenc\u00ed, hipster\u016f a zjevn\u011b i krimin\u00e1ln\u00edk\u016f) \u010dtvrti Bed-Stuy. Volba na pr\u00e1v\u011b tuto lokalitu padla na z\u00e1klad\u011b n\u011bkolika doporu\u010den\u00ed koleg\u016f filma\u0159\u016f a sc\u00e9n\u00e1rist\u016f, faktu, \u017ee si zdej\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1jemn\u00e9 mohu dovolit, a toho, \u017ee to m\u00e1m bl\u00edzko jak na leti\u0161t\u011b, tak na Manhattan. 2. Plus se … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Jak se \u017eije v Brooklynu 2<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2159"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2165,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159\/revisions\/2165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}