{"id":2220,"date":"2017-09-20T18:20:15","date_gmt":"2017-09-20T17:20:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2220"},"modified":"2017-09-20T20:51:44","modified_gmt":"2017-09-20T19:51:44","slug":"krutomyval-jak-byt-osetrovatelem-a-nezblaznit-se","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2220","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak b\u00fdt o\u0161et\u0159ovatelem a nezbl\u00e1znit se?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. P\u0159ed cca t\u00fddnem se, \u00a0jak m\u00ed pozorn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i ji\u017e v\u011bd\u00ed, m\u016fj rodi\u010d rozhodl sp\u00e1chat \u00fatok na moj\u00ed ment\u00e1ln\u00ed integritu skokem pod auto a zp\u016fsoben\u00edm si n\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u00e9 rozt\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 (\u010di k\u00fdho v\u00fdra<\/em>) zlomeniny ramene, kter\u00e1\u017eto se uk\u00e1zala b\u00fdt tak komplikovan\u00e1, \u017ee ho l\u00e9ka\u0159i navrhuj\u00ed cel\u00e9 vym\u011bnit. To rameno. Nikoliv rodi\u010de.<\/p>\n

2. Do \u010deho\u017e se rodi\u010dovi nechce, a po dne\u0161n\u00ed konzultaci s t\u0159ema dal\u0161\u00edma doktorama se odborn\u00e9 kons\u00edlium usneslo, \u017ee se do toho nechce, kv\u016fli r\u016fzn\u00fdm kontraindikac\u00edm, ani doktor\u016fm. To je dobr\u00e1 i \u0161patn\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va.<\/p>\n

3. Dobr\u00e1 pro rodi\u010de, kter\u00fd trp\u00ed utkv\u011blou p\u0159edstavou \u017ee sta\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 se ji\u017e z nemocnic nevracej\u00ed a z nark\u00f3z neprob\u00edraj\u00ed. \u0160patn\u00e1 pro mne, proto\u017ee moje pe\u010dovatelsk\u00e9 anga\u017em\u00e1 byl jednostrann\u00fdm \u00fakonem prodlou\u017eeno na dobu neur\u010ditou. Nu\u017ee dobr\u00e1. Moje chyba, \u017ee mne v Thajsku nezatkli za pa\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 omamn\u00e9 l\u00e1tky a te\u010f nesed\u00edm v pohodln\u00e9m thajsk\u00e9m v\u011bzen\u00ed na do\u017eivot\u00ed, \u00a0nej\u00edm v\u00fdborn\u00e9 pad-thai a nep\u00ed\u0161u pam\u011bti.<\/p>\n

4. Dovedu si p\u0159edstavit \u017ee p\u00e9\u010de o nemocn\u00e9ho, kter\u00fd je ochoten aspo\u0148 minim\u00e1ln\u011b spolupracovat, by nemusela b\u00fdt nic tak psychiku \u010di t\u011bl\u011bsnou integritu pacienta (kter\u00e9ho u toho \u010dlovek chce zavra\u017edit)<\/em> tak ohro\u017euj\u00edc\u00edho. Ale to bohu\u017eel nen\u00ed n\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159\u00edpad.<\/p>\n

5. M\u016fj pacient je toti\u017e zcela a naprosto nespolupracuj\u00edc\u00ed. Sna\u017e\u00ed se b\u00fdt ze v\u0161ech sil hou\u017eevnat\u00fd a state\u010dn\u00fd, tud\u00ed\u017e odm\u00edt\u00e1 b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9 opi\u00e1ty, kter\u00e9 by n\u00e1m (ob\u011bma) mohli tuhle strastiplnou cestu jist\u011b velmi usnadnit. \u00a0Bohu\u017eel tak\u00e9 odm\u00edt\u00e1 n\u00e1kup dra\u017e\u0161\u00edch pom\u016fcek, jako je t\u0159eba polohovac\u00ed postel. Ze kter\u00e9 by nehrozila k\u0159ivice, prole\u017eeniny a podobn\u00e9 nesmysly, kter\u00e9 ho mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159epadnou po tom m\u011bs\u00edci, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 na\u0159\u00edzen tr\u00e1vit p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b na l\u016f\u017eku.<\/p>\n

6. Sem v poku\u0161en\u00ed vz\u00edt neurol a potajmu ho nadrtit do rann\u00ed, poledn\u00ed i ve\u010dern\u00ed d\u00e1vky d\u017eusu. Jestli ho nakonec nasrv\u00edruju pacientovi nebo sob\u011b v t\u00e9to f\u00e1zi je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed rozhodnuto. Taky sem v poku\u0161en\u00ed koupit b\u00e1je\u010dnou polohovac\u00ed postel a anti prole\u017eeninovou matraci asi za 35 tis\u00edc a rodi\u010di, kter\u00fd odm\u00edt\u00e1 pou\u017e\u00edvat „drah\u00e9 v\u011bci pro snoby<\/em>“ tvrdit \u017ee to st\u00e1lo 1800 k\u010d, a mo\u017en\u00e1 to vlastn\u011b bylo zdarma na skl\u00e1dce.<\/p>\n

7. Ale co bude \u00a0hlavn\u00ed problem vy\u0161lo najevo dnes. Proto\u017ee se u n\u00e1s nesm\u00ed „utr\u00e1cet<\/em>„, tak m\u00e1m zak\u00e1z\u00e1no objedn\u00e1vat dov\u00e1\u017eku ji\u017e hotov\u00e9ho j\u00eddla. A jeliko\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden sou v\u0161ichni ostatn\u00ed potenci\u00e1ln\u011b va\u0159\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00ed v trapu n\u011bkde na Kan\u00e1rech, bylo mi sd\u011bleno, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed t\u00fdden pacientovi va\u0159\u00edm j\u00e1.<\/p>\n

8. Aby to nebylo jednoduch\u00e9, po tu dobu nebudeme bohu\u017eel v Praze, kde by se jist\u011b dalo domluvit se sousedn\u00edm hostincem, a\u0165 mi va\u0159\u00ed 3x denn\u011b a j\u00e1 to budu jen pa\u0161ovat do bytu a tvrdit \u017ee to pro\u0161lo m\u00fdma rukama! Budeme n\u011bke v prdeli na jihu \u010cech, v miniaturn\u00ed vesni\u010dce kde je jedna jedin\u00e1 restaurace. A ty blafy co va\u0159\u00ed u n\u00e1s v\u0161ichni poznaj. A i kdyby ne, tak by se \u00a0moje intrika jist\u011b profl\u00e1kla n\u011bjak jinak.<\/p>\n

9. Vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee tedy skute\u010dn\u011b budu muset va\u0159it j\u00e1. Vlastn\u00edma rukama. Jako\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd den, n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t denn\u011b a nejm\u00e9n\u011b t\u00fdden. A proto\u017ee pacient je velmi vyb\u00edrav\u00fd a \u00a0je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc frf\u0148av\u00fd, m\u00e1m dokonce seznam \u017e\u00e1douc\u00edch a ne\u017e\u00e1douc\u00edch pokrm\u016f. S kter\u00fdm m\u00e1m samoz\u0159ejm\u011b chu\u0165 si ut\u0159\u00edt zadek. Ale asi to neud\u011bl\u00e1m. Ale jen proto, \u017ee ten seznam je na hrub\u00e9m pap\u00edru, kter\u00fd by m\u00e9mu pe\u010dliv\u011b p\u011bst\u011bn\u00e9mu an\u00e1lu jist\u011b ubl\u00ed\u017eil.<\/p>\n

10. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z v\u00e1s si asi vzpomenou jak dopadl m\u016fj pokus o pala\u010dinky<\/a>, nebo ovocn\u00e9 knedl\u00edky. Nebo vlastn\u011b cokoliv, kde byl \u00famysl, aby se to dalo j\u00edst. Tud\u00ed\u017e asi ch\u00e1pete jist\u00e9 obavy, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1m jak j\u00e1, tak pacient. Ale zat\u00edm to nevzd\u00e1v\u00e1m. Jeden den budou topinky, druh\u00fd chlebov\u00e1 pochoutka, t\u0159et\u00ed bramborov\u00e1 ka\u0161e z pytl\u00edku, a na v\u00edkend ud\u011bl\u00e1m hodob\u00f3\u017eo vaj\u010dka na m\u00edcha\u010dku. A to by bylo aby se pacient nezotavil rychle s\u00e1m a neza\u010dal si op\u011bt hospoda\u0159it po sv\u00e9m!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. P\u0159ed cca t\u00fddnem se, \u00a0jak m\u00ed pozorn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i ji\u017e v\u011bd\u00ed, m\u016fj rodi\u010d rozhodl sp\u00e1chat \u00fatok na moj\u00ed ment\u00e1ln\u00ed integritu skokem pod auto a zp\u016fsoben\u00edm si n\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u00e9 rozt\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 (\u010di k\u00fdho v\u00fdra) zlomeniny ramene, kter\u00e1\u017eto se uk\u00e1zala b\u00fdt tak komplikovan\u00e1, \u017ee ho l\u00e9ka\u0159i navrhuj\u00ed cel\u00e9 vym\u011bnit. To rameno. Nikoliv rodi\u010de. 2. Do \u010deho\u017e se rodi\u010dovi nechce, … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: jak b\u00fdt o\u0161et\u0159ovatelem a nezbl\u00e1znit se?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2237,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions\/2237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}