{"id":2345,"date":"2018-01-01T17:32:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-01T16:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2345"},"modified":"2018-01-01T21:24:43","modified_gmt":"2018-01-01T20:24:43","slug":"krutomyval-jak-upect-makovy-zavin-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2345","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Jak up\u00e9ct makov\u00fd z\u00e1vin (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. Jak v\u00edte, p\u0159ed v\u00e1noci se o m\u011b pokusil peka\u0159sk\u00fd duch, a v\u00fdsledkem byl makov\u00fd z\u00e1vin, nebo n\u011bco v tom smyslu. V n\u00e1hl\u00e9m a ne\u010dekan\u00e9m momentu sebekritiky p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee z\u00e1vin nebyl upln\u011b dokonal\u00fd. \u00a0Respektive a\u010d j\u00edst se, p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b, dal, legendy o n\u011bm nejsp\u00ed\u0161 naps\u00e1ny nebudou. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161. Jeden nikdy nev\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Pot\u0159eba po tom aby se o n\u011bc\u011bm co vytvo\u0159\u00edm psaly legendy mne z\u0159ejm\u011b ale dovedla k my\u0161lence, \u017ee p\u0159i tro\u0161e snahy se ur\u010dit\u011b z <em>&#8222;p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b jedl\u00fd<\/em>&#8220; d\u00e1 ud\u011blat &#8222;st<em>oprocentn\u011b orgasmick\u00fd<\/em>&#8222;. \u00a0Jde jen o to sehnat ingredience, prostor, \u010das a odvahu na dal\u0161\u00ed pokus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. A takov\u00e1 \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1 kombinace extern\u00edch i intern\u00edch faktor\u016f se se\u0161la pr\u00e1v\u011b dnes. Jedin\u00fdm rozd\u00edlem ov\u0161em bylo \u017ee v obchod\u011b nem\u011bli p\u0159edv\u00e1len\u00e9 t\u011bsto, a nikde v m\u00e9m okol\u00ed nen\u00ed v\u00e1le\u010dek na t\u011bsto, tak\u017ee na mne op\u011bt bylo si trochu zaimprovizovat.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Poznatek dne: v\u00e1le\u010dek je prakticky zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 v\u011bc, t\u011bsto lze p\u0159i tro\u0161e v\u016fle vyv\u00e1let i hrne\u010dkem na ml\u00edko. Kdyby nem\u011bl ou\u0161ko, bylo by to je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mne napadlo, \u017ee mu od toho ou\u0161ka pom\u016f\u017eu, ale nakonec se mi ho z\u017eelelo. P\u0159ecijen jak na nov\u00fd rok, tak u\u017e do smrti, a destruovat kuchy\u0148sk\u00e9 n\u00e1\u010din\u00ed kter\u00e9 mi nepat\u0159\u00ed, nen\u00ed n\u011bco co chci m\u00edt na n\u00e1hrobku. U\u017e takhle tam ur\u010dit\u011b bude n\u011bco za co se budu styd\u011bt i po smrti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. Ale zp\u011bt k pe\u010den\u00ed: oproti minul\u00e9mu pokusu do\u0161lo je\u0161t\u011b k n\u011bkolika <em>(doufejme)<\/em> upgrad\u016fm. M\u00edsto ban\u00e1n\u016f jsou v z\u00e1vinu jablka, proto\u017ee ban\u00e1n se uk\u00e1zal b\u00fdt nespolehliv\u00e1 ingredience, kter\u00e1 p\u0159i zape\u010den\u00ed ztratila chu\u0165 i tvar a p\u0159etavila se v jakousi amarounskou hmotu nev\u00e1bn\u00e9ho vzhledu, chuti, i text\u016fry. S\u00e1z\u00edm tedy na jablka. Koneckonc\u016f je to dom\u00e1c\u00ed ovoce a snad mne lok\u00e1ln\u00ed odr\u016fda nevraz\u00ed stopku do zad, jako ten ciz\u00e1ck\u00fd ban\u00e1n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. D\u00e1le dnes pe\u010du s celozrnn\u00fdm t\u011bstem. Nen\u00ed to \u00famysl, ale jin\u00e9 nem\u011bli. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee na chuti to ve v\u00fdsledku nebude moc poznat. Ale kdo v\u00ed. \u00a0Je to pln\u00e9 v\u0161elijak\u00fdch zrn\u00ed\u010dek, z nich\u017e n\u011bkter\u00e1 by mohla \u010dlov\u011bku znep\u0159\u00edjem\u0148ovat po\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b vylu\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed toho pokrmu, ale zas by se to dalo pova\u017eovat za <em>&#8222;zdrav\u00e9&#8220;<\/em>, no ne? Tak n\u011bco za n\u011bco.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. Tak\u00e9 mne napadlo \u017ee n\u00e1pl\u0148 by se mohla m\u00e9n\u011b drobit, kdyby se dop\u0159edu prom\u00edchala s tvarohem v separ\u00e9 n\u00e1dob\u011b, nikoliv a\u017e na t\u011bstu na pl\u00e1tu. To sice znamen\u00e1 u\u0161pinit a t\u00edmp\u00e1dem m\u00edt i mor\u00e1ln\u00ed povinnost um\u00fdt dal\u0161\u00ed kus n\u00e1dob\u00ed, co\u017e je n\u011bco, co mne chv\u00edli trochu d\u011bsilo, ale proto\u017ee je dnes prvn\u00ed den nov\u00e9ho roku, a v\u010dera v kin\u011b na mne z pl\u00e1tna mluvil ve filmu Darkest Hour hlasem Garyho Oldmana hrdinn\u00fd Winston Churchill n\u011bco o tom \u017ee budeme bojovat na pl\u00e1\u017ei i na kopc\u00edch, tak na mne padla trocha jeho osobn\u00ed odvahy. A nyn\u00ed mi p\u0159ijde, \u017ee boj pat\u0159\u00ed i do kuchyn\u011b a p\u0159eci se nezaleknu jednoho \u0161pinav\u00e9ho hrnce nav\u00edc. \u00a0D\u00edky Winstone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Posledn\u00ed modifikac\u00ed byl pak samotn\u00fd tvar \u0161tr\u016fdlu a postup jeho zavinov\u00e1n\u00ed. Jeliko\u017e se minule uk\u00e1zalo \u017ee zavinov\u00e1n\u00ed je zna\u010dn\u011b komplikovan\u00e9 a nespolehliv\u00e9, bylo jedin\u011b logick\u00e9 se mu \u00fapln\u011b vyhnout. Dnes je tedy z\u00e1vin nevinut\u00fd a je z n\u011bj n\u011bco jako\u2026.pun\u010dov\u00fd dort, nebo prost\u011b takovej ten dezert kterej m\u00e1 spodek, n\u00e1pl\u0148 a vr\u0161ek a nen\u00ed okrajema nijak spojen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Prost\u011b pl\u00e1t t\u011bsta, na tom n\u00e1pl\u0148 a na tom dal\u0161\u00ed pl\u00e1t t\u011bsta. Ale proto\u017ee mi p\u0159i\u0161lo, \u017ee n\u00e1pl\u0148 bude m\u00edt zase tendence z toho vyt\u00e9kat, bylo nutn\u00e9 po\u0159e\u0161it i tento hypotetick\u00fd porbl\u00e9m. Nejsem sice \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd architekt ani in\u017een\u00fdr, ale v\u011bd\u011bli jste, \u017ee kdy\u017e zabal\u00edte pl\u00e1t t\u011bsta, na kter\u00e9m je n\u00e1pl\u0148 a je\u0161t\u011b jeden pl\u00e1t t\u011bsta, do pap\u00edru na pe\u010den\u00ed, jakobyste balili makrelu u \u0159ezn\u00edka, \u017ee z toho ta n\u00e1pl\u0148 pak nevyte\u010de?\u00a0Ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 se pak z\u00e1vin nezabarv\u00ed. Tak\u017ee moje dne\u0161n\u00ed sna\u017een\u00ed obsahovalo je\u0161t\u011b mezistup\u011bn: rozbalen\u00ed &#8222;z\u00e1vinu&#8220;, pot\u0159en\u00ed horn\u00edho pl\u00e1tku vaj\u010dkem s cukrem, a dope\u010den\u00ed &#8222;dozlatova&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. Ten z\u00e1zrak byl pr\u00e1v\u011b vyta\u017een z trouby a ochutn\u00e1n. Je mi pot\u011b\u0161en\u00edm v\u00e1m sd\u011blit, \u017ee si ke sv\u00fdm \u00a0t\u0159em vysoko\u0161kolsk\u00fdm titul\u016fm ode dnes sm\u011ble p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b jeden z vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed d\u00edv\u010d\u00ed. Te\u010f u\u017e se je nau\u010dit stenopis a jsem ready na vd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. Nebo tak n\u011bco. Nyn\u00ed poklekn\u011bte p\u0159ed m\u00fdm z\u00e1vinem, a modlete se k p\u00e1nu sv\u00e9mu, nebo\u0165 na sv\u011bt p\u0159i\u0161el nov\u00fd spasitel ve form\u011b makovo jable\u010dn\u00e9ho \u0161tr\u016fdlu. \u00a0Ji\u017e brzy ve va\u0161ich supermarketech!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/strudl.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2346\" alt=\"strudl\" src=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/strudl.jpg\" width=\"1693\" height=\"1270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/strudl.jpg 4032w, https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/strudl-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/strudl-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1693px) 100vw, 1693px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Jak v\u00edte, p\u0159ed v\u00e1noci se o m\u011b pokusil peka\u0159sk\u00fd duch, a v\u00fdsledkem byl makov\u00fd z\u00e1vin, nebo n\u011bco v tom smyslu. V n\u00e1hl\u00e9m a ne\u010dekan\u00e9m momentu sebekritiky p\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee z\u00e1vin nebyl upln\u011b dokonal\u00fd. \u00a0Respektive a\u010d j\u00edst se, p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b, dal, legendy o n\u011bm nejsp\u00ed\u0161 naps\u00e1ny nebudou. Nejsp\u00ed\u0161. Jeden nikdy nev\u00ed. 2. 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