{"id":2378,"date":"2018-01-24T03:50:41","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T02:50:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2378"},"modified":"2018-01-24T03:51:33","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T02:51:33","slug":"krutomyval-nyc-vs-blondyna-s-rasama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2378","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: NYC vs Blond\u00fdna s \u0159asama"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Nau\u010dit se dob\u0159e \u0159\u00eddit auto nen\u00ed jen tak. Osobn\u011b mne p\u0159ed auto\u0161kolou vzd\u011bl\u00e1valy hlavn\u011b knihy o Jamesi Bondovi, kde bylo opakovan\u011b popisov\u00e1no, jak skv\u011ble James \u0159\u00edd\u00ed auto, a v \u010dem to spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1. Dodnes si proto pamatuji t\u0159eba, \u017ee podle Jamese Bonda dobr\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d u \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed nemluv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

2. Samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed je tak\u00e9 \u017ee p\u0159i \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed netelefonuje, nepos\u00edl\u00e1 textovky, nej\u00ed hamburgry, neh\u00e1d\u00e1 se se spolujezcdem, nen\u00ed opil\u00fd ani pod vlivem drog, a nem\u00e1 na kl\u00edn\u011b rozlo\u017een\u00fd \u010dasopis.\u00a0<\/p>\n

3. Ale p\u0159es \u00a0tato ve\u0161ker\u00e1 opat\u0159en\u00ed nem\u016f\u017eu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee by New York n\u011bjak zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 oce\u0148oval, \u017ee jsem slu\u0161n\u00fd a spo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d. Kter\u00fd za j\u00edzdy nemluv\u00ed, na jin\u00e9 \u0159idi\u010de nehul\u00e1k\u00e1, nep\u0159ekra\u010duje rychlost, a sna\u017e\u00ed se dodr\u017eovat ve\u0161ker\u00e1 mo\u017en\u00e1 pravidla. Proto\u017ee je mimo jin\u00e9 tak\u00e9 posran\u00fd strachy z toho co by se stalo, kdyby ho tu chytli policajti. P\u0159ecijen letit\u00e1 medi\u00e1ln\u00ed mas\u00e1\u017e o brut\u00e1ln\u00ed policii v Americe m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dinky. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, toti\u017e \u017ee p\u0159i nevhodn\u00e9m pohybu m\u011b rovnou zast\u0159el\u00ed.<\/p>\n

4. Jezdit skrz m\u011bstp New York je ale pro slu\u0161n\u00e9 \u0159idi\u010de za trest. Po\u0159\u00e1d na v\u00e1s n\u011bkdo troub\u00ed, lidi parkujou doslova uprost\u0159ed silnice, a to zhruba ob sto metr\u016f, tak\u017ee neust\u00e1le mus\u00edte obj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt ne\u010dekan\u00e9 p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eky a d\u011blat \u00fahybn\u00e9 man\u00e9vry v r\u00e1mci ulice nabu\u0161en\u00e9 jin\u00fdmi auty a za pln\u00e9ho provozu.<\/p>\n

5. Do toho v\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b do cesty sk\u00e1\u010dou chodci naprosto p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed o tom \u017ee je nep\u0159ejedete a cca polovina z nich jsou \u010derno\u0161i, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou opravdu daleko h\u016f\u0159 vid\u011bt. \u010clov\u011bk by ne\u0159ek jak velk\u00fd rozd\u00edl d\u011bl\u00e1 barva pleti v r\u00e1mci bezpe\u010dnosti silni\u010dn\u00edho provozu. K tomu kdy\u017e nav\u00edc maj\u00ed na sob\u011b \u010dernou tepl\u00e1kovou soupravu, \u010dasto si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee p\u0159e\u017eili jen d\u00edky spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 konstelaci hv\u011bzd.<\/p>\n

6. Dnes m\u00e1m za sebou hodinovou cestu do kina a z kina. Ne, metro mi tam nejede. Ale zase je kino na pl\u00e1\u017ei, tak\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk po filmu m\u016f\u017ee poslouchat p\u0159\u00edboj vln a pozorovat racky \u00fato\u010d\u00edc\u00ed na kolemjdouc\u00ed. To je v\u017edycky z\u00e1bava.<\/p>\n

7. B\u011bhem cesty z p\u00e1tky se i povedlo se nevybourat, a\u010dkoliv k tomu dnes byly snad nejvhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed podm\u00ednky za posledn\u00edch p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Soumrak. Mlha. Extr\u00e9mn\u00ed „rychl\u00e1 \u0161pi\u010dka“ co\u017e znamen\u00e1 \u017ee jsou auta v\u0161ude ale provoz p\u0159itom docela fr\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n

8. N\u011bkolikr\u00e1t na m\u011b n\u011bkdo troubil, a v\u016fbec netu\u0161\u00edm pro\u010d. Nebav\u00ed m\u011b to. Sv\u011btla mi sv\u00edt\u00ed, st\u011bra\u010de st\u00edraj\u00ed. Jsem ve sv\u00e9 lajn\u011b. Nebrzd\u00edm provoz. Nikoho neleg\u00e1ln\u011b nep\u0159edj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm. Ale nejezd\u00edm jak \u0161\u00edlenec. Dodr\u017euju rychlost a p\u0159edpisy. Co\u017e n\u00e9 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu na silnici vyhovuje. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bpak vid\u00ed-li za volantem blond\u00fdnu, v aut\u011b s \u0159asama.<\/p>\n

9. Ano, \u010dtete spr\u00e1vn\u011b. P\u0159ed n\u011bjakou dobou moje auto dostalo novou ozdobu. N\u00e1dhern\u00e9 dlouh\u00e9 \u0159asy nad p\u0159edn\u00ed sv\u011btla. Chce jistou d\u00e1vku odvahy zaparkovat Prius s \u0159asama uprost\u0159ed gangsta Brooklynu a je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed jezdit s n\u00edm po New Yorku a odol\u00e1vat up\u0159en\u00fdm pohled\u016fm a hysterick\u00e9mu trouben\u00ed, kdykoliv jimi nemrk\u00e1m podle vkusu m\u00edstn\u00edch z\u00e1vodn\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n

10. Ale jestli n\u011bco m\u00e1m, tak odvahu, no ne? A p\u0159es tu odvahu a p\u0159es svoje blon\u010fat\u00e9 vlasy a \u0159asy na aut\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m v\u0161em chronick\u00fdm trubc\u016fm: kdy\u017e nem\u00e1te trouben\u00edm co smyslupln\u00e9ho \u0159\u00edct, zkuste rad\u0161i ml\u010det. To ostatn\u011b doporu\u010duje James Bond. Tak to asi bude dobr\u00e1 rada.<\/p>\n

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1. Nau\u010dit se dob\u0159e \u0159\u00eddit auto nen\u00ed jen tak. Osobn\u011b mne p\u0159ed auto\u0161kolou vzd\u011bl\u00e1valy hlavn\u011b knihy o Jamesi Bondovi, kde bylo opakovan\u011b popisov\u00e1no, jak skv\u011ble James \u0159\u00edd\u00ed auto, a v \u010dem to spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1. Dodnes si proto pamatuji t\u0159eba, \u017ee podle Jamese Bonda dobr\u00fd \u0159idi\u010d u \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed nemluv\u00ed. 2. Samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed je tak\u00e9 \u017ee p\u0159i \u0159\u00edzen\u00ed netelefonuje, … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: NYC vs Blond\u00fdna s \u0159asama<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2378"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2381,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2378\/revisions\/2381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}