{"id":2413,"date":"2018-02-28T06:39:09","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T05:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2413"},"modified":"2018-02-28T19:32:39","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T18:32:39","slug":"krutomyval-miluj-krutomysaka-sveho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2413","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: miluj krutomy\u0161\u00e1ka sv\u00e9ho?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Predev\u010d\u00edrem vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee ve v\u00e1lce j\u00e1 vs my\u0161i (o m\u016fj byt) jednozna\u010dn\u011b prohr\u00e1v\u00e1m. Pronaj\u00edmatel bytu i sousedi se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed \u017ee se s t\u00edm prost\u011b mus\u00edm sm\u00ed\u0159it. \u017de tohle je holt New York. \u017de dokud m\u00e1m my\u0161 v byt\u011b pouze jednu, tak se to nekvalifikuje jako „my\u0161\u00ed zamo\u0159en\u00ed“ (to a\u017e t\u0159i a v\u00edce najednou pr\u00fd) a \u017ee ud\u011blali co mohli.<\/p>\n

2. P\u0159esto \u017ee doma udr\u017euji po\u0159\u00e1dek a ukl\u00edze\u010dka je pov\u011b\u0159ena t\u00edm aby nenechala nikde ani drobe\u010dek, my\u0161 se ob\u010das ke m\u011b stejn\u011b p\u0159ijde kouknout, jestli se n\u011bco nezm\u011bnilo. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inou ve\u010der a v noci a do minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne se sna\u017eila b\u00fdt neviditeln\u00e1.<\/p>\n

3. To se ale zm\u011bnilo o v\u00edkendu, hned na n\u011bkolika \u00farovn\u00edch. My\u0161 se objevila p\u0159es den (!!!) a bohu\u017eel vy\u0161lo najevo \u017ee to nen\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1d jedna a ta sam\u00e1, nebo\u0165 tahle byla \u0161edob\u00edl\u00e1, narozd\u00edl od t\u011bch p\u0159edchoz\u00edch, kter\u00e9 byly hn\u011bd\u00e9. Plus vypadala bu\u010f velmi na\u017eran\u011b, nebo velmi t\u011bhotn\u011b. Nev\u00edm co je hor\u0161\u00ed. P\u0159edstava \u017ee my\u0161 kter\u00e1 se mnou \u017eije je d\u00edky strav\u011b co tu pro n\u00ed mimod\u011bk nech\u00e1v\u00e1m ob\u00e9zn\u00ed, nebo \u017ee se mno\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n

4. Jeliko\u017e \u00a0s my\u0161ma pob\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edma mi voln\u011b po byt\u011b \u017e\u00edt nehodl\u00e1m ale na druhou stranu u\u017e se mi dost zaj\u00edd\u00e1 je vra\u017edit, rozhodla sem se probl\u00e9m \u0159e\u0161it nen\u00e1silnou cestou a my\u0161i odchyt\u00e1vat do tzv „no kill“ pasti\u010dky. A pak je d\u00e1m do dom\u00e1c\u00edho ter\u00e1ria, kde je budu chovat, ne\u017e jejich mno\u017estv\u00ed dos\u00e1hne 3 a v\u00edce aby se dalo \u0159\u00edct \u017ee to je zamy\u0161en\u00ed a pronaj\u00edmatel\u00e9 s t\u00edm kone\u010dn\u011b n\u011bco po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9ho ud\u011blali.<\/p>\n

5. Odchytit my\u0161 do pasti se poda\u0159ilo asi 20 minut pot\u00e9 co tam bylo nastr\u010den\u00e9 ara\u0161\u00eddov\u00e9 m\u00e1slo. Past sklapla, a my\u0161 se zu\u0159iv\u011b mrcasila v pasti. Akv\u00e1rko u\u017e bylo vybaveno natrhanejma novinama, roli\u010dkou od toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru na hran\u00ed, vodou a z\u00e1sobou ara\u0161\u00eddov\u00e9ho m\u00e1sla v misce, aby m\u011bla co \u017er\u00e1t na uklidn\u011bnou. Pak nem\u00e1 bejt ob\u00e9zn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

6. Moje p\u0159edstava my\u0161ky, kterou si (po n\u011bjak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 chemoterapii co j\u00ed zbav\u00ed eboly, aidsu, hanta virusu a podobn\u00fdch nesmysl\u016f co m\u016f\u017ee takov\u00e1 new yorsk\u00e1 my\u0161 v sob\u011b m\u00edt) ocho\u010d\u00edm a s kterou budeme nejlep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 se ov\u0161em zhroutila asi desetinu sekundy po p\u0159end\u00e1n\u00ed my\u0161i do akv\u00e1rka.<\/p>\n

7. Uvnit\u0159 toti\u017e nesed\u011bla kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 mil\u00e1 my\u0161i\u010dka, ale naprosto zjevn\u011b nasran\u00fd a nesm\u00edrn\u011b agresivn\u00ed hlodavec, kterej prvn\u00ed co ud\u011blal je \u017ee sko\u010dil hlavou proti zdi ter\u00e1rka, a pak toto asi 5x opakoval s takovou intenzitou, \u017ee sem se ob\u00e1vala \u017ee j\u00ed proraz\u00ed, nebo si zlom\u00ed vaz. My\u0161 byla zcela zjevn\u011b ve velk\u00e9 nepohod\u011b ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 z n\u00ed st\u0159\u00edkala agrese. Kdyby pohled mohl zab\u00edjet, u\u017e tu d\u00e1vno nejsem. Vypadala tak trochu jako ten vra\u017ed\u00edc\u00ed kr\u00e1l\u00edk z Monty Python\u016f<\/a>.<\/p>\n

8. Co te\u010f? Dala sem akv\u00e1rko s my\u0161\u00ed do sk\u0159\u00edne, aby m\u011bla klid a tmu, a \u0161la p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let do vany. Po hodin\u011b ve van\u011b jsem se \u0161la pod\u00edvat co my\u0161 d\u011bl\u00e1. Vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee my\u0161 mezit\u00edm m\u011bla napilno. Nebo\u0165 u\u017e nebyla v akv\u00e1rku, a ve st\u0159e\u0161e akv\u00e1rka zela prokousan\u00e1 d\u00edra. A my\u0161 v prdeli. L\u00e9pe\u0159e\u010deno n\u011bkde ve sk\u0159\u00edni asi.<\/p>\n

9. To si v\u00fdrobce akv\u00e1rka na kter\u00e9m bylo vysloven\u011b naps\u00e1no \u017ee je na mal\u00e9 hlodavce v\u010detn\u011b my\u0161\u00ed, odsk\u00e1\u010de!! Mez\u00edt\u00edm ale znova klapla past a byla odlovena my\u0161 dal\u0161\u00ed. Tu u\u017e sem se nepokou\u0161ela d\u00e1t do akv\u00e1rka ale rovnou jsem j\u00ed vynesla v pasti\u010dce ven, a o p\u00e1r blok\u016f d\u00e1l vypustila do sv\u011bta. S pocitem provin\u011bn\u00ed. Kter\u00fd jsem m\u011bla j\u00e1, n\u00e9 ta my\u0161. Ta z pasti vyb\u011bhla jak Usain Bolt na startu a zmizela v d\u00e1lce, ne\u017e sem se sta\u010dila zvednou z d\u0159epu.<\/p>\n

10. Tento postup jsem opakovala za posledn\u00edch 72 hodin je\u0161t\u011b asi 5x. My\u0161\u00ed v byt\u011b je z\u0159ejm\u011b nekone\u010dno. My\u0161\u00ed ve sk\u0159\u00edni bude taky tak n\u011bjak. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b mne ale d\u011bs\u00ed jedna v\u011bc. My\u0161i se z\u0159ejm\u011b pou\u010dily, a nyn\u00ed se pasti vyh\u00fdbaj\u00ed. V\u00edm o tom, proto\u017ee je na past nam\u00ed\u0159en\u00e1 kamera<\/a>, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 night vision a sleduje co se tam d\u011bje. \u00a0Kdybyste nech\u00e1pali co na t\u011bch obr\u00e1zc\u00edch je, tak je to: my\u0161 se p\u0159ijde pod\u00edvat co nov\u00e9ho, my\u0161 o\u010duch\u00e1 past, my\u0161 nevleze do pasti ale odkr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed st\u0159edem. Yep. Vyzr\u00e1ly na m\u011b. Z\u00edtra na n\u011b, snad, ale vyzraje objednan\u00fd deratiz\u00e1tor. \u00a0Nebo v to aspo\u0148 douf\u00e1m. Proto\u017ee platit 2500 tis\u00edce dolar\u016f m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u011b za to, aby \u010dlov\u011bk sd\u00edlel p\u0159\u00edbytek s hlodavcema, kter\u00e9 si tam nepozval, mi p\u0159ijde asi p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dekadentn\u00ed u\u017e i na m\u011b!<\/p>\n

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1. Predev\u010d\u00edrem vy\u0161lo najevo, \u017ee ve v\u00e1lce j\u00e1 vs my\u0161i (o m\u016fj byt) jednozna\u010dn\u011b prohr\u00e1v\u00e1m. Pronaj\u00edmatel bytu i sousedi se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed \u017ee se s t\u00edm prost\u011b mus\u00edm sm\u00ed\u0159it. \u017de tohle je holt New York. \u017de dokud m\u00e1m my\u0161 v byt\u011b pouze jednu, tak se to nekvalifikuje jako „my\u0161\u00ed zamo\u0159en\u00ed“ (to a\u017e t\u0159i a v\u00edce najednou … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: miluj krutomy\u0161\u00e1ka sv\u00e9ho?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2413"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2423,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2413\/revisions\/2423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}