{"id":247,"date":"2013-11-29T10:35:03","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T09:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2013-11-29T10:46:30","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T09:46:30","slug":"krutomyval-jak-spravne-prekladat-z-chlapstiny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak spr\u00e1vn\u011b p\u0159ekl\u00e1dat z chlap\u0161tiny?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. „Nehled\u00e1m te\u010f nic v\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00edho.“ znamen\u00e1: \u00a0<\/em>„S tebou. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b asi se n\u011bkdy nech\u00e1m \u00a0p\u0159emluvit k nez\u00e1vazn\u00e9mu sexu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 i v\u00edcekr\u00e1t.“<\/p>\n

2. „N\u011bkdy\/v\u00fdhledov\u011b zavol\u00e1m.“\u00a0znamen<\/em>\u00e1: „Zavol\u00e1m, pokud v dalek\u00e9 budoucnosti nikdo jinej nebude ten den ochotnej poskytnout mi kvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed slu\u017eby.“<\/p>\n

3. \u00a0Promi\u0148, ale zapomn\u011bl sem jak se jmenuje\u0161\/kdy m\u00e1\u0161 narozeniny.“ znamen\u00e1:<\/em> „Zapomn\u011bl sem jak se jmenuje\u0161\/kdy m\u00e1\u0161 narozeniny.“ (pozn\u00e1mka autora: potenci\u00e1l na vznik L\u00edtosti z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na okolnostech jako: m\u00edra pl\u00e1\u010de, v\u00fd\u010ditek, \u010di vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed. \u00a0 \u010c\u00edm v\u00edc pl\u00e1\u010de, v\u00fd\u010ditek \u010di vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed, t\u00edm men\u0161\u00ed \u0161ance na poci\u0165ov\u00e1n\u00ed l\u00edtosti.)\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

4. \u00a0„Promi\u0148, ale zapomn\u011bl sem si doma pen\u011b\u017eenku.“ znamen\u00e1:<\/em> „\u0160et\u0159\u00edm si na tu novou zrzku z kanclu.“<\/p>\n

5. „To nen\u00ed, jak to vypad\u00e1.“ znamen\u00e1<\/em>: \u00a0„Uff, e\u0161t\u011b \u017ees n\u00e1m na to p\u0159i\u0161la te\u010f a ne jindy. To, jak to vypad\u00e1 te\u010f, je toti\u017e slab\u00fd odvar b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 reality. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b tu s n\u00e1ma bejv\u00e1 e\u0161t\u011b tvoje sestra, asijsk\u00fd trpasl\u00edk a t\u00fdm pozemn\u00edch hokejistek. \u00a0A to k \u010demu pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me ty hokejky ani necht\u011bj v\u011bd\u011bt!“<\/p>\n

6.“J\u00e1 se d\u00edvat na porno nepot\u0159ebuju, m\u00e1m tebe!“\u00a0znamen\u00e1:<\/em> „Doprdele, pro\u010d pl\u00fdtv\u00e1\u0161 m\u00fdm drahocenn\u00fdm \u010dasem, kdy bych se mohl d\u00edvat na porno?“<\/p>\n

7. „Jist\u011b\u017ee si hez\u010d\u00ed\/huben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ona.“ znamen\u00e1<\/em>: „M\u011bl sem tak t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd den v pr\u00e1ci a te\u010f e\u0161t\u011b tohle! B\u016fh neexistuje.“<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0„Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee t\u011b nikdy neopust\u00edm!“ znamen\u00e1:<\/em>\u00a0„Pokud je \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed t\u00e9to ot\u00e1zky skute\u010dn\u011b nutn\u00e9, m\u016f\u017eeme se k n\u00ed vr\u00e1tit pozd\u011bji? M\u00e1m ke sv\u00e9mu p\u0159edchoz\u00edmu prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed toti\u017e je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 dodatky. Ale te\u010f je \u010das na druh\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo.“<\/p>\n

9. \u00a0„Nev\u00edm jestli dneska nebo z\u00edtra budu m\u00edt \u010das.“ znamen\u00e1:<\/em>\u00a0„Nem\u00e1m o tebe z\u00e1jem. I tak je zde ov\u0161em mal\u00e1 \u0161ance, \u017ee bych se nechal p\u0159emluvit k jednor\u00e1zov\u00e9mu sexu.“<\/p>\n

10. \u00a0„Promi\u0148, mel sem te\u010f \u0148\u00e1kou dobu rozbitej telefon.“ znamen\u00e1:<\/em> „Nem\u00e1m o tebe z\u00e1jem, a na to, abych se nechal p\u0159emluvit k jednor\u00e1zov\u00e9mu sexu m\u011b bude\u0161 muset op\u00edt.“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. „Nehled\u00e1m te\u010f nic v\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00edho.“ znamen\u00e1: \u00a0„S tebou. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b asi se n\u011bkdy nech\u00e1m \u00a0p\u0159emluvit k nez\u00e1vazn\u00e9mu sexu. Mo\u017en\u00e1 i v\u00edcekr\u00e1t.“ 2. „N\u011bkdy\/v\u00fdhledov\u011b zavol\u00e1m.“\u00a0znamen\u00e1: „Zavol\u00e1m, pokud v dalek\u00e9 budoucnosti nikdo jinej nebude ten den ochotnej poskytnout mi kvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed slu\u017eby.“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":263,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}