{"id":2479,"date":"2018-06-19T21:53:58","date_gmt":"2018-06-19T20:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2479"},"modified":"2018-06-19T22:00:04","modified_gmt":"2018-06-19T21:00:04","slug":"krutomyval-me-too-za-100-dolaru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2479","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Me Too za 100 dolar\u016f?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Miluju mas\u00e1\u017ee. Kdo ne, \u017eeano. Nav\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b miluju kdy\u017e za n\u011bjakou slu\u017ebou nemus\u00edm nikam chodit, ale slu\u017eba dojde za mnou. \u00a0T\u00edmp\u00e1dem kdy\u017e mne v ned\u011bli p\u0159epadla my\u0161lenka, \u017ee si pozvu domu mas\u00e9ra, p\u0159i\u0161lo mi to jako ide\u00e1ln\u00ed zp\u016fsob jak za\u010d\u00edt ned\u011bln\u00ed odpoledne.<\/p>\n

2. Mas\u00e9ra jsem pe\u010dliv\u011b vybrala na serveru, kter\u00e9mu d\u016fv\u011b\u0159uji a z j\u011bjich\u017e nab\u00eddky \u00a0na burze slu\u017eeb jsem ji\u017e mnohokr\u00e1t byla zcela uspokojena. \u00a0Kdo moh tu\u0161it, \u017ee o uspokojen\u00ed p\u016fjde tentokr\u00e1te p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n

3. Podle kombinace dobr\u00e9ho hodnocen\u00ed a p\u0159\u00edzniv\u00e9 ceny kterou si m\u016f\u017ee dovolit i chud\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u00e1rista z Brooklynu, jsem si vybrala ekvadorsk\u00e9ho mas\u00e9ra jm\u00e9nem Santiago.\u00a0Santiago dorazil v pln\u00e9 poln\u00ed, p\u0159esn\u011b na \u010das, p\u0159es rameno m\u011bl skl\u00e1dac\u00ed stul a ta\u0161ku a v ta\u0161ce pixlu kokosov\u00e9ho oleje a p\u0159enosn\u00e9 repr\u00e1\u010dky. Vypadal sympaticky, profesion\u00e1ln\u011b, slu\u0161n\u011b. Zeptal se m\u011b, jakou chci poslouchat hudbu a jestli se styd\u00edm.<\/p>\n

4. \u0158ekla jsem a\u0165 hudbu vybere on \u017ee si nech\u00e1m poradit, a dodala \u017ee se nestyd\u00edm (proc bych m\u011bla, p\u0159ed mas\u00e9rem, ne? Ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e vid\u011bl hor\u0161\u00ed). To byla mo\u017en\u00e1 chyba \u010d\u00edslo 1!\u00a0Santiago vybral n\u011bjakej p\u0159\u00edjemnej cajd\u00e1k simuluj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159van\u00ed p\u0159\u00edrody, po\u017e\u00e1dal mne a\u0165 se svl\u00e9knu do kalhotek a lehnu si nast\u016fl. Objednala jsem si ho na 90 minut. Nutno \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee prvn\u00edch 30 prob\u00edhalo zcela standardn\u011b a t\u00edm mne mo\u017en\u00e1 Santiago ukol\u00e9bal do pocitu p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho bezpe\u010d\u00ed a pohody.<\/p>\n

5. Pak se mne zeptal jestli m\u00e1m sedav\u00e9 zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed. Co\u017e jsem pova\u017eovala za zcela norm\u00e1ln\u00ed dotaz, p\u0159i takov\u00e9ho aktivit\u011b a po pravd\u011b odpov\u011bd\u011bla \u017ee ano. N\u00e1sledn\u011b mi tedy z pozad\u00ed sundal kalhotky a za\u010dal se v\u011bnovat m\u00e9mu\u2026 pozad\u00ed. Dost d\u016fkladn\u011b.<\/p>\n

6. St\u00e1le je\u0161t\u011b mi to p\u0159i\u0161lo jako \u017ee by to mohlo b\u00fdt ok. Probl\u00e9m nastal, kdy\u017e mne oto\u010dil na z\u00e1da. \u00a0V t\u00e9hle f\u00e1zi je dobr\u00fd \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem mas\u00e1\u017e\u00ed za\u017eila ji\u017e nespo\u010det. Ale nikdo mne nikdy nemas\u00edroval tak bl\u00edzko oblasti z kter\u00e9 se rod\u00ed d\u011bti, \u017ee mi p\u0159i\u0161lo \u017ee se mne snad sna\u017e\u00ed na n\u011bjak\u00fd ten budouc\u00ed porod t\u0159eba p\u0159ipravit.<\/p>\n

7. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b zdaleka nejpodivn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed bylo, do jak\u00fdch pozic si mne u toho \u0161teloval. Pro snadn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed orientaci dole uv\u00e1d\u00edm n\u00e1kres, odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed t\u0159em nejextravagantn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch (na mas\u00e9ra) pozic, ve kter\u00fdch mne zpracov\u00e1val.<\/p>\n

8. U t\u00e9 druh\u00e9 u\u017e mi p\u0159i\u0161lo \u017ee si mus\u00ed d\u011blat prdel, a \u017eejm\u011b se mi sna\u017e\u00ed nazna\u010dit, \u017ee v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, kdybych cht\u011bla aby tato epizodka m\u011bla i tzv „happy ending“ je to mo\u017en\u00e9 a ochotn\u011b to zprost\u0159edkuje. Sd\u011blila jsem mu tedy \u017ee to co d\u011bl\u00e1 u\u017e mi nevyhovuje a jestli by se mohl p\u0159esunout rukama jinam.<\/p>\n

9. Okam\u017eit\u011b mi vy\u0161el vst\u0159ict, obr\u00e1til mne zp\u00e1tky na b\u0159icho, a n\u00e1sledn\u011b si SEDL nad moj\u00ed hlavu a jal se mi hloubkov\u011b mas\u00edrovat zadek.\u00a0V t\u00e9 chv\u00edli mi p\u0159i\u0161lo \u017ee u\u017e je to stejn\u011b v\u0161echno jedno. Centimetr nad uchem jsem m\u011bla ekvadorsk\u00e9 koule (a ne to nen\u00ed po\u017eivatina odbobn\u00e1 t\u011bm mozartov\u00fdm) nad hlavou 90 kilov\u00fdho chlapa, jeho\u017e ruce u\u017e asi 5 minut hn\u011btly m\u00edsta, kam slunce nesv\u00edt\u00ed. Ale p\u0159i\u0161lo mi, \u017ee kdy\u017e dostate\u010dn\u011b siln\u011b tisknu nohy k sob\u011b, \u017ee se nem\u00e1m \u010deho b\u00e1t. Akor\u00e1t sem se modlila aby to co m\u011b chv\u00edlema dloubalo do z\u00e1tylku nebyl d\u016fkaz ekvadorsk\u00e9ho rozru\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n

10. Po 90 minut\u00e1ch ze mne kone\u010dn\u011b slezl a n\u00e1sledn\u011b zap\u0159edl tak nevinn\u00fd rozhovor na t\u00e9ma m\u00fdch zad a stavu svalstva, \u017ee mu i v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee nic z toho co m\u011b napadalo \u017ee d\u011blal, vlastn\u011b ned\u011blal. A byla jsem z toho tak zblb\u00e1, \u017ee jsem mu nedala jen domluven\u00fdch 80 dolar\u016f, ale je\u0161t\u011b 20 p\u0159ihodila jako d\u00fd\u0161ko. \u00a0Co te\u010f? No asi po\u010dk\u00e1m tak 20 let a pak mu zni\u010d\u00edm \u017eivot. Tak se to p\u0159eci dnes d\u011bl\u00e1. Nebo ne?<\/p>\n

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1. Miluju mas\u00e1\u017ee. Kdo ne, \u017eeano. Nav\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b miluju kdy\u017e za n\u011bjakou slu\u017ebou nemus\u00edm nikam chodit, ale slu\u017eba dojde za mnou. \u00a0T\u00edmp\u00e1dem kdy\u017e mne v ned\u011bli p\u0159epadla my\u0161lenka, \u017ee si pozvu domu mas\u00e9ra, p\u0159i\u0161lo mi to jako ide\u00e1ln\u00ed zp\u016fsob jak za\u010d\u00edt ned\u011bln\u00ed odpoledne. 2. Mas\u00e9ra jsem pe\u010dliv\u011b vybrala na serveru, kter\u00e9mu d\u016fv\u011b\u0159uji a z j\u011bjich\u017e … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Me Too za 100 dolar\u016f?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2479"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2485,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2479\/revisions\/2485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}