{"id":2557,"date":"2020-04-12T21:44:51","date_gmt":"2020-04-12T20:44:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2557"},"modified":"2020-04-12T21:52:35","modified_gmt":"2020-04-12T20:52:35","slug":"krutomyval-jak-varit-v-izolaci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2557","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Jak va\u0159it v izolaci?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Den 38 co jsem v dobrovoln\u00e9m dom\u00e1c\u00edm v\u011bzen\u00ed. Jeliko\u017e m\u00e1m chronickou bronchitidu a \u017eiju v zemi, kde l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e1 p\u00e9\u010de je luxus pro hodn\u011b bohat\u00e9, ke kter\u00fdm (zama\u010dk\u00e1v\u00e1m slzu) u\u017e bohu\u017eel nepat\u0159\u00edm, je nutn\u00e9 si hl\u00eddat zdrav\u00ed. Proto\u017ee kdyby tu \u010dlov\u011bk onemocn\u011bl, tak si nem\u016f\u017ee finan\u010dne dovolit rovnou neum\u0159\u00edt. \u00a0Tak\u017ee z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m doma po celou dobu „krize K“.<\/p>\n

2. Dom\u00e1c\u00ed v\u011bzen\u00ed mi samo o sob\u011b v\u016fbec nevad\u00ed. M\u016fj \u017eivotn\u00ed styl chud\u00e9ho um\u011blce na voln\u00e9 noze se zas tak nezm\u011bnil. Akor\u00e1t se nyn\u00ed m\u00edsto n\u00e1t\u00e1\u010den\u00ed v\u011bnuju p\u00e1r hodin denn\u011b samostudiu, tud\u00ed\u017e d\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed se na televizi. Co\u017e nen\u00ed nic slo\u017eit\u00e9ho. No posu\u010fte sami.<\/p>\n

3. V 11 r\u00e1no se probud\u00edm, do 1 le\u017e\u00edm v posteli a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm na \u017eivotem. V jednu se vypot\u00e1c\u00edm p\u0159es koupelnu do kuchyn\u011b, pod\u00edvat se co by se dalo sehnat k ob\u011bdu. Do t\u0159\u00ed p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm nad t\u00edm, jak je \u017eivot krut\u00fd, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b neexistuj\u00ed re\u00e1ln\u00e9 amarouny a je nutn\u00e9 k j\u00eddlu bu\u010f n\u011bco uva\u0159it, nebo objednat a riskovat dov\u00e1\u017eku pizzy i s koronou (nav\u00edc te\u010f \u0161et\u0159\u00edm a dov\u00e1\u017eka je drah\u00e1). Mezi t\u0159et\u00ed a \u010dtvrtou vyb\u00edr\u00e1m seri\u00e1l, do \u0161esti se pak kouk\u00e1m na vybran\u00fd seri\u00e1l, v sedm odpov\u00edm na p\u00e1r mail\u016f a ud\u011bl\u00e1m si snack, v osm si zacvi\u010d\u00edm na b\u011bhac\u00edm p\u00e1su aby se ne\u0159eklo, v osm deset du vyb\u00edrat ve\u010dern\u00ed seri\u00e1l, do des\u00edt\u00ed kouk\u00e1m na televizi, pak du do sprchy p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let nad t\u00edm, jak je \u017eivot skv\u011bl\u00fd a v 11 si du lehnout s pocitem dob\u0159e odveden\u00e9 \u0161patn\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n

4. Ale p\u0159ecijen JE nutn\u00e9 n\u011bco j\u00edst, a chleba s m\u00e1slem a cibul\u00ed se taky p\u0159ej\u00ed. Pozn. redakce: by\u0165 a\u017e tak po m\u011bs\u00edci pravideln\u00e9 konzumace. Nu\u017ee zhruba p\u0159ed t\u00fddnem bylo nutn\u00e9 ud\u011blat revizi doma nashrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00e9ho proviantu a zamyslet se nad t\u00edm, co se s n\u00edm d\u00e1 d\u011blat mimo odkazu p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00fdm p\u0159e\u017eiv\u0161\u00edm my\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n

5. Z d\u016fvodu, kter\u00fd ani mn\u011b nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00fd m\u00e1m doma pouze toto: 14 plechovek sterilovan\u00e9 \u0159epy, 8 kilo r\u00fd\u017ee, 2 plechovky skromn\u011b se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edc\u00edho ananasu, 10 deka neproz\u0159eteln\u011b zest\u00e1rl\u00e9ho s\u00fdra a n\u011bkolik hrst\u00ed instantni bramborov\u00e9 ka\u0161e. To je pros\u00edm naprosto v\u0161e. \u00a0V mraz\u00e1ku je je\u0161t\u011b pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1 l\u00e1hev od slivovice a spousta ledu, ale to se jaksi nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1.<\/p>\n

6. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b aspo\u0148 to bylo jednoduch\u00e9 rozhodov\u00e1n\u00ed. Asi byste se ov\u0161em divili, co v\u0161echno jde i jen s t\u011bmito ingrediencemi vyrobit. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bpak kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bku okol\u00edm neust\u00e1le nazna\u010dov\u00e1no, \u017ee se m\u00e1, stejn\u011b jako „hrdinn\u00ed brit\u0161t\u00ed voj\u00e1c\u00ed v z\u00e1kopech za prvn\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9<\/em>“ neust\u00e1le starat o to, aby on i jeho okol\u00ed vypadalo uspo\u0159\u00e1dan\u011b a d\u00e1t si z\u00e1le\u017eet na estetick\u00e9 prezentaci.<\/p>\n

7. A proto\u017ee nejsem britsk\u00fd voj\u00e1k v z\u00e1kopech a nem\u00e1m tedy nak\u00e1z\u00e1no se denn\u011b holit, zam\u011b\u0159uji svou povinnost o udr\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed estetiky na tvorbu v\u00edce \u010di m\u00e9n\u011b chutn\u00fdch pokrm\u016f z \u0159epy a r\u00fd\u017ee.<\/p>\n

8. Pozn. redakce: r\u00fd\u017ee p\u016fvodn\u011b byla na j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dku b\u00fdt jen jeden den, ale bylo pro mne velk\u00fdm p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm, \u017ee kdy\u017e se hrnec napln\u00ed do t\u0159etiny r\u00fd\u017e\u00ed, po uva\u0159en\u00ed je pak r\u00fd\u017ee hrnec pln\u00fd. S t\u00edm \u017ee ta vespodu je p\u0159ip\u00e1lena, ta uprost\u0159ed rozva\u0159en\u00e1 a ta naho\u0159e nedova\u0159en\u00e1.<\/p>\n

9. Je zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee v ot\u00e1zce va\u0159en\u00ed r\u00fd\u017ee m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b nejak\u00e9 mezery ve vzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed, ale to se podd\u00e1. Prozat\u00edm se py\u0161n\u00edm t\u00edm, \u017ee j\u00eddlo se dalo sn\u00edst a nav\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b bez \u00fajmy. Co\u017e je v\u00fdrok, kter\u00fd se nedal \u0159\u00edct o mnoh\u00fdch m\u00fdch p\u0159edchoz\u00edch kulin\u00e1\u00ed\u0159sk\u00fdch pokusech.<\/p>\n

10. Nu\u017ee pros\u00edm. Prezentuji j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dek minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne. Prvn\u00ed p\u0159edstavuji pokrm nazavn\u00fd „Pozdrav slunci“. N\u00e1sleduje „Z\u00e1pad slunce nad Maui“, „\u010cerv\u00e1nky nad Dunkirkem“ a pro hladov\u00e9 i z\u00e1kusek v podob\u011b r\u00fd\u017eov\u00e9ho karban\u00e1tku na ledov\u00e9m l\u016f\u017eku, neboli „Elephantes Ad Alpes“. Nouze nau\u010dila Dalibora housti a Korona M\u00fdvala va\u0159it. Ha! A te\u010f se, Polreichu, uka\u017e!<\/p>\n

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1. Den 38 co jsem v dobrovoln\u00e9m dom\u00e1c\u00edm v\u011bzen\u00ed. Jeliko\u017e m\u00e1m chronickou bronchitidu a \u017eiju v zemi, kde l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e1 p\u00e9\u010de je luxus pro hodn\u011b bohat\u00e9, ke kter\u00fdm (zama\u010dk\u00e1v\u00e1m slzu) u\u017e bohu\u017eel nepat\u0159\u00edm, je nutn\u00e9 si hl\u00eddat zdrav\u00ed. Proto\u017ee kdyby tu \u010dlov\u011bk onemocn\u011bl, tak si nem\u016f\u017ee finan\u010dne dovolit rovnou neum\u0159\u00edt. \u00a0Tak\u017ee z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1m doma po celou dobu … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Jak va\u0159it v izolaci?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,4,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2557"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2574,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions\/2574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}