{"id":2576,"date":"2020-04-19T16:12:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-19T15:12:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2576"},"modified":"2020-04-21T19:10:17","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T18:10:17","slug":"krutomyval-pribehy-ze-zahrobi-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=2576","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy ze z\u00e1hrob\u00ed (1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. Koukal na m\u011b s nap\u016fl otev\u0159enou pusou a vypadal tak je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc jako \u017eab\u00e1k, ne\u017e obvykle. \u00a0 KK. Korpor\u00e1tn\u00ed Kermit. Je\u0161t\u011b jedno K by tam pat\u0159ilo za kret\u00e9na, ale to by m\u011b asi hned za\u010dala sledovat FBI.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. &#8211;<em>&#8222;Ale j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je spr\u00e1vn\u011b.<\/em>&#8222;- Zakv\u00e1kal znovu, a v hlase bylo c\u00edtit, \u017ee u\u017e ho fakt dost \u0161tvu. To m\u00e1 blb\u00fd ov\u0161em. Hned ho opravuju: -&#8222;<em>Ale ono to spr\u00e1vn\u011b nen\u00ed, jak\u00fdkoliv zam\u011bstnanec jednaj\u00edc\u00ed s ve\u0159ejn\u00fdm \u010dinitelem z v\u00fdkonu sve funkce je v\u00edce rizikov\u00e1 skupina v r\u00e1mci mo\u017enost\u00ed upl\u00e1cen\u00ed ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch \u010dinitel\u016f, ne\u017e zam\u011bstnanec, kter\u00fd b\u011bhem v\u00fdkonu sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce s ve\u0159ejn\u00fdm \u010dinitelem nep\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed do styku. Nen\u00ed tedy mo\u017en\u00e9 tyhle dv\u011b jednotky ohodnotit stejnou m\u00edrou p\u0159irozen\u00e9ho rizika.&#8220;-<\/em><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. Nech\u00e1pu, \u017ee KK n\u011bkdy n\u011bkoho obalamutil a dostal se do pozice, kdy m\u016f\u017ee fakticky rozhodovat o riziku korupce. (P\u0159ipomn\u011blo mi to ono historick\u00e9 prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed B\u00e9ma o \u00fadajn\u00e9 neexistenci korupce na Magistr\u00e1tu v Praze. Muhaha). Kdyby byl KK \u017eensk\u00e1, bylo by nasnad\u011b se zeptat, koho musel v\u00fdm\u011bnou za tu pr\u00e1ci vykou\u0159it. Takhle to vypada, \u017ee byl akor\u00e1t najat\u00fd n\u011bk\u00fdm, kdo s\u00e1m moc nerozum\u011bl tomu, co KK m\u00e1 vlastn\u011b d\u011blat. Klasick\u00fd stav v mnoha velk\u00fdch nadn\u00e1rodn\u00edch korporac\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Ten nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1po b\u00fdval kdysi v n\u011b\u010dem dobr\u00fd a opravdu tomu rozum\u011bl. Bohu\u017eel je tomu u\u017e mnoho rok\u016f a t\u011bch posledn\u00edch 5-10 let mu v\u0161ichni jen pochlebuj\u00ed a prezentuj\u00ed nekone\u010dnou \u0161\u0148\u016fru powerpoint\u016f se spoustou zelen\u00fdch ok\u00fdnek.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. Ale ti co se na jeho pozici teprve \u0161plhaj\u00ed, \u010dasto zastydnou v takov\u00e9 podivn\u00e9 v\u00edceprezidentsk\u00e9 mezif\u00e1zi, kdy u\u017e ned\u011blaj\u00ed nic z toho \u010demu rozum\u011bli, ale je\u0161t\u011b nejsou na pozici, kdy defacto nic d\u011blat nemus\u00ed, nebo jim aspo\u0148 nikdo nevid\u00ed do karet. Tak\u017ee rad\u0161i akor\u00e1t prezentuj\u00ed zelen\u00e1 ok\u00e9nka. Ti pod nimi se boj\u00ed n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct, a ti nad nimi vid\u00ed jen zelen\u00e1 ok\u00e9nka. \u010c\u00edm\u017e se kruh nedbal\u00e9 a \u010dasto i nekal\u00e9 zelenosti uzav\u00edr\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. KK viditeln\u011b znerv\u00f3zn\u011bl, ale znovu se pokusil zabojovat. Ov\u0161em t\u00edm nejhor\u0161\u00edm mo\u017en\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem. Zopakoval toti\u017e -&#8222;<em>ale j\u00e1 si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je spr\u00e1vn\u011b&#8220;-<\/em> a pak dodal bonus v podob\u011b sebeusv\u011bd\u010duj\u00edc\u00edho dodatku -&#8222;<em>a nav\u00edc jsou tam r\u016fzn\u00e9 mechanismy na kontrolov\u00e1n\u00ed a sni\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed rizika.&#8220;-<\/em> P\u0159i\u0161lo mi, \u017ee se hod\u00ed, aby mu byla d\u00e1na posledn\u00ed \u0161ance. M\u016fj b\u00fdval\u00fd mentor Zl\u00fd K\u0159em\u00edlek by to jist\u011b tak cht\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7.-&#8222;<em>I kdyby to m\u011blo b\u00fdt spr\u00e1vn\u011b, co\u017e nen\u00ed, nehodilo by se to do kolonky &#8222;inherentn\u00ed riziko&#8220; ale do kolonky &#8222;zbytkov\u00e9 riziko&#8220;.-<\/em> M\u016fj prst ukazoval na inkriminuj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1zev tabulky. <em>-&#8222;A Inherentn\u00ed neboli p\u0159irozen\u00e9 riziko je takov\u00e9, kter\u00e9 existuje BEZ existence jak\u00fdchkoliv kontroln\u00edch mechanism\u016f&#8220;.-<\/em> V\u00fdukov\u00fd m\u00f3d mi vylo\u017eene slu\u0161\u00ed, kdybyste o tom pochybovali. &#8211;<em>&#8222;A kategorie ukazuj\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edru rizika po zaveden\u00fdch kontroln\u00edch mechanismech se naz\u00fdv\u00e1 zbytkov\u00e9 riziko a to v t\u00e9to tabulce nazvan\u00e9 &#8222;inherentn\u00ed rizika&#8220; nem\u00e1 co d\u011blat&#8220;.-<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8.<em> &#8222;J\u00e1 v\u00edm co je zbytkov\u00e9 riziko!&#8220;<\/em> Prohl\u00e1sil KK z posledn\u00edch sil a za\u010dal se zna\u010dn\u011b vrt\u011bt na \u017eidli. Bylo zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee tady n\u011bco smrd\u00ed. Bu\u010f je to z\u00e1van nedovzd\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed v oboru ve kter\u00e9m p\u016fsob\u00ed, nebo, co\u017e by bylo zaj\u00edmav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, snaha zakr\u00fdt n\u011bjakou nekalost.KK si ot\u0159el \u010delo kapesn\u00edkem a zana\u0159\u00edkal nad t\u00edm, kolik m\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d pr\u00e1ce. V jin\u00e9 situaci by mi ho mo\u017en\u00e1 bylo i l\u00edto, ale m\u00e9 smysly, zbyst\u0159en\u00e9 dlouhou abstinenc\u00ed, ov\u0161em zav\u011bt\u0159ily p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost k dal\u0161\u00edmu dobrodru\u017en\u00e9mu vy\u0161et\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed. Ale bylo pot\u0159eba na KK nenajet pouze z pozice n\u00e1hodn\u00e9ho najat\u00e9ho auditora, ale d\u00e1t dohromady starou partu t\u011bch nejlep\u0161\u00edch detektiv\u016f v\u00fdchodn\u00edho pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed Ameriky a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b se do toho puchu op\u0159\u00edt spole\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. \u00a0Paul se trochu divil, \u017ee vol\u00e1m po takov\u00e9 dob\u011b, ale zn\u011bl pot\u011b\u0161en\u011b, by\u0165 zm\u00ednil, \u017ee m\u00e1 doma nov\u00fd kule\u010dn\u00edkov\u00fd st\u016fl. Sna\u017eil se snad nazna\u010dit, \u017ee m\u00e1 lep\u0161\u00ed v\u011bci na pr\u00e1ci?! Zato K\u0159em\u00edlek nasko\u010dil do pln\u011b rozjet\u00e9ho vlaku, jako by se nechumelilo a nebylo to u\u017e n\u011bkolik let, co sme spolu mluvili naposled. Bylo zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee se po letech vy\u0161et\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed New Yorsk\u00e9 mafie doma v d\u016fchodu nud\u00ed. Pr\u00fd za\u010dal d\u011blat judo-j\u00f3gu a j\u00ed pouze v lich\u00e9 dny. Je t\u0159eba ho zachr\u00e1nit.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. \u0160koda \u017ee den pot\u00e9, co sme se dohodli, \u017ee provedeme KK po\u0159\u00e1dnou kolonoskopii, za\u010dala i zde krize zvan\u00e1 Covid-19. Ale na\u0161e trio odhodlan\u00fdch vy\u0161et\u0159ovatel\u016f v pr\u00e1vn\u00edm d\u016fchodu je nezastaviteln\u00e9. Zv\u00e1\u0161t\u011b pot\u00e9, co se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee Paul m\u00e1 zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, kter\u00fd je za pr\u00e1ci, kterou provedeme ochoten i zaplatit. Firma, kterou KK spolu\u0159\u00edd\u00ed, mu toti\u017e u\u017e dlouho le\u017e\u00ed v \u017ealudku. \u00a0M\u00e9 nov\u00e9 j\u00e1 se chce na chv\u00edli zamyslet nad t\u00edm, jestli je to mor\u00e1ln\u011b spr\u00e1vn\u00e9, vy\u0161et\u0159ovat \u010dlov\u011bka proto\u017ee to chce jeho mo\u017en\u00fd konkurent, ale m\u00e9 star\u00e9 j\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b obulo boty s ostruhama a nasedlo na rozdov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00e9ho b\u00fdka. Je\u0161t\u011b \u017ee je ta lahev slivovice v mraz\u00e1ku pr\u00e1zdn\u00e1. Zat\u00edm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Koukal na m\u011b s nap\u016fl otev\u0159enou pusou a vypadal tak je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc jako \u017eab\u00e1k, ne\u017e obvykle. \u00a0 KK. Korpor\u00e1tn\u00ed Kermit. 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