{"id":264,"date":"2013-12-04T11:06:05","date_gmt":"2013-12-04T10:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=264"},"modified":"2013-12-04T11:25:12","modified_gmt":"2013-12-04T10:25:12","slug":"krutomyval-jak-dostat-myvala-na-krchov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak dostat M\u00fdvala na Krchov?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">1. Bylo jich na m\u011b p\u011bt.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2. Dva z nich v tak m\u00e9m v\u011bku, zbytek trochu star\u0161\u00ed a i v tom p\u0159\u00edtm\u00ed viditeln\u011b nabu\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. \u0160mejdi na steroidech \u010di co?? Mutanti z \u010cernobylu? Kde je\/se berou?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">3. B\u011bhem prvn\u00ed minuty boje bylo zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee protivn\u00edci byli tak\u00e9 \u00a0mnohem mnohem bojov\u011b zku\u0161en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e j\u00e1. Nav\u00edc minim\u00e1ln\u011b dva z nich m\u011bli boxera.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">4. Byl sem nevyspalej, zasko\u010denej brutalitou prvn\u00edho \u00faderu, a rozhozenej z toho, \u017ee m\u00e1m vedle sebe doprovod. A byl sem prost\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e oni, ned\u00e1 se to okecat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5. \u00a0Po prvn\u00edch 90 sekund\u00e1ch, co sem jen dost\u00e1val v\u010dera p\u0159es dr\u017eku z leva z prava, a nev\u011bd\u011bl kter\u00e1 bije, sem se sice n\u011bjak vzchopil a dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r minut bojoval docela solidn\u011b i proti t\u00e9 p\u0159esile, ale bylo jasn\u00e9, kdo odejde s v\u011bt\u0161\u00edma \u0161r\u00e1mama na du\u0161i i na t\u011ble.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">6. Aspo\u0148 \u017ee posledn\u00ed \u00fader sem dal j\u00e1, a povedl se mi. Byla to r\u00e1na na solar jednomu a kop v p\u011bkn\u00e9m roundhousu na ky\u010dle druh\u00e9mu z\u00e1rove\u0148. A neminulo se to \u00fa\u010dinkem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">7. \u00a0\u00dato\u010dn\u00edci, z nich\u017e jeden byl nyn\u00ed v hlubok\u00e9m p\u0159edklonu lapaj\u00edc po dechu a druh\u00fd se kulhav\u011b sb\u00edral ze zem\u011b, se pot\u00e9 kone\u010dn\u011b rozprchli. Ale p\u0159i\u0161lo mi, \u017ee sp\u00ed\u0161e z l\u00edtosti, ne\u017e ze strachu. Krv\u00e1cel sem asi u\u017e p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dlouho, p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 hodn\u011b a p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 zjevn\u011b a hrozilo, \u017ee brzy chc\u00edpnu, co\u017e p\u0159ecijen nebyl jejich prim\u00e1rn\u00ed \u00famysl. Plus po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, \u017ee u\u017e m\u011bli be\u017e\u00edc\u00ed taxametr na jin\u00e9ho chud\u00e1ka.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">8. Co mi sebrali? Mimo arogantn\u00edho pocitu nep\u0159emo\u017eitelnosti a fale\u0161n\u00e9ho pocitu \u017ee <em>&#8222;M\u00fdval dycky v\u0161ecko zvl\u00e1dne bez \u00fajmy&#8220;<\/em> nic. Moje mu\u017esk\u00e1 p\u00fdcha sice chv\u00edli e\u0161t\u011b trp\u011bla t\u00edm, \u017ee sem nezv\u00edt\u011bzil a nav\u00edc \u017ee m\u011b doprovod vid\u011bl dost\u00e1vat p\u0159es hubu. Ale nakonec sem i tenhle pocit zvl\u00e1dnul. \u00a0Pot\u0159ebuju &#8222;<em>furt<\/em>&#8220; jen v\u00edt\u011bzit? Ne, u\u017e mi p\u0159eci nen\u00ed 15. Doprovod: je mi n\u011bco do n\u00ed? Nen\u00ed. Tak\u017ee tak.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">9. Co mi t\u00edm v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm masakrem dali, mimo d\u016fvodu se ve\u010der zchlastat v\u00edc ne\u017e obvykle? Obrovsk\u00fd prezent v podob\u011b aspo\u0148 \u010d\u00e1ste\u010dn\u00e9ho n\u00e1vratu pudu sebez\u00e1chovy. A ten se hod\u00ed. A kdybych ho m\u011bl b\u00fdval i v\u010dera, tak do tak nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9ho m\u00edsta, v tak nebezpe\u010dnou dobu nav\u00edc ani n\u00e9 t\u00fdden pot\u00e9, co sem nasral partu m\u00edstn\u00edch zlo\u010dinc\u016f, p\u0159eci v\u016fbec nelez. Nebo bych se na to l\u00e9pe p\u0159ipravil! To d\u00e1 rozum! Ale to bych nebyl j\u00e1, abych si ne\u0159ek: <em>&#8222;pche, copak m\u011b se m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bco st\u00e1t?<\/em>&#8222;. Jak je vid\u011bt, m\u016f\u017ee. A\u017e si dol\u00ed\u017eu r\u00e1ny, poreferuji bl\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10. T\u0159i v\u011bci sou ale jasn\u00e9 u\u017e te\u010f: <em>(i)<\/em> projekt <a href=\"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=102\">Free Lassie<\/a>, kter\u00fd sem p\u0159edem lehkov\u00e1\u017en\u011b pova\u017eoval kdy\u017e ne za p\u0159\u00edmo vy\u0159e\u0161en\u00fd, tak za hladce do\u0159e\u0161iteln\u00fd,\u00a0m\u00e1 ne\u010dekanou dohru. (<em>ii<\/em>) Zv\u00e1\u017e\u00edm lep\u0161\u00ed bojovou pr\u016fpravu do budoucnosti a no\u0161en\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u00fadern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zbran\u011b, ne\u017e je m\u00e1 \u017eelezn\u00e1 p\u011bst a krut\u00fd pohled <em>(iii)<\/em>. M\u00e1 \u017eelezn\u00e1 p\u011bst na prav\u00e9 ruce pot\u0159ebuje nyn\u00ed odbornou l\u00e9ka\u0159skou p\u00e9\u010di, kurvn\u00edk \u0161opa, a m\u016fj pohled je sice nad\u00e1le krut\u00fd, ale z\u00e1rove\u0148 na jedno oko krv\u00ed zalit\u00fd. Asi ze m\u011b teda bude pir\u00e1t s p\u00e1skou p\u0159es oko a h\u00e1kem m\u00edsto ruky. Nebyl u\u017e jeden takovej?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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