{"id":279,"date":"2013-12-09T11:03:23","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T10:03:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2013-12-09T21:15:34","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T20:15:34","slug":"krutomyval-jak-nakrapnout-neci-vztah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: jak nak\u0159\u00e1pnout n\u011b\u010d\u00ed vztah?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. M\u00e1m rozepsan\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek s n\u00e1zvem „Do Boje<\/em>„, popisuj\u00edc\u00ed jednak moj\u00ed novou „bojovnou<\/em>“ k\u00e9rku, druhak to, jak sem se vypo\u0159\u00e1dal s n\u00e1sledky p\u0159esdr\u017ekodost\u00e1n\u00ed<\/a> a t\u0159e\u0165ak to, co sme s t\u00edm s klukama podnikli. Ale to te\u010f mus\u00ed po\u010dkat.\u00a0Proto\u017ee se mi pr\u00e1v\u011b povedlo vn\u00e9st siln\u00fd neklid do romantick\u00e9ho vztahu jednoho zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, s jeho\u017e \u017eenou se l\u00e9ta p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00edm (a nesp\u00edm s n\u00ed, pova\u017ete<\/em>) a kter\u00e9 sem velkoryse nab\u00eddl\u00a0 (zat\u00edmco j\u00e1 se e\u0161t\u011b pl\u00e1c\u00e1m v Evrop\u011b),\u00a0<\/em>aby si ud\u011blala p\u0159edv\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed nakupovac\u00ed v\u00edkend v New Yorku a z\u016fstala tam u m\u011b a neplatila zbyte\u010dn\u011b 300 dolar\u016f za noc v hotelu na Manhattanu.<\/p>\n

2. Potud v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Jej\u00ed partner o tom v\u011bd\u011bl, jet s n\u00ed s\u00e1m „nemohl<\/em>“ proto\u017ee je „churav“,<\/em> co\u017e je chlap\u0161tina<\/a> pro: „Zbl\u00e1znila ses?? V\u00edkend str\u00e1vit nakupov\u00e1n\u00edm m\u016f\u017ee jen maniak!“<\/em>, tak\u017ee co. J\u00e1 j\u00ed minulej tejden dal kl\u00ed\u010de a instrukce a t\u00edm to haslo.<\/p>\n

3. Nutno podotknout, \u017ee ta \u017eena i j\u00e1 m\u00e1me pon\u011bkud „skvrnitou<\/em>“ minulost (a v m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b i sou\u010dasnost)<\/em> co se t\u00fd\u010de monogamie a sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed zdr\u017eenlivosti obecn\u011b. Jednu dobu se o n\u00ed i m\u011b v ur\u010dit\u00fdch kruz\u00edch \u0159\u00edkalo, \u017ee ona se\u00a0(d\u00e1my prominou)<\/em> \u0161\u00edlen\u011b „kurv\u00ed“\u00a0<\/em>a j\u00e1 sem „mega-d\u011bvka\u0159“<\/em>. Asi ch\u00e1pete, \u017ee j\u00ed to pov\u011bst zkazilo, m\u011b to na n\u00ed p\u0159idalo. Jojo, prost\u011b dvoj\u00ed metr.<\/p>\n

4. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b u n\u00ed je to u\u017e fakt minulost, tak\u017ee jej\u00ed moment\u00e1ln\u00ed partner co s n\u00ed je asi 5 let, nem\u00e1 d\u016fvod k obav\u00e1m. A rozhodn\u011b ne ode m\u011b, proto\u017ee faktem je, \u017ee \u017eeny co spaly se v\u0161ema mejma zn\u00e1mejma, kamar\u00e1dama, sousedama, i nep\u0159\u00e1telama, m\u011b prost\u011b nel\u00e1kaj\u00ed. „Spr\u00e1vn\u00e1<\/em>“ \u00a0\u017eena je upejpav\u011b cudn\u00e1, dokud se nedojde do lo\u017enice, kam ji dostat mus\u00ed trvat v\u00edc ne\u017e jeden ve\u010der \u00fa\u010delov\u00e9 snahy.<\/p>\n

5. No ale zp\u011bt k p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu: tak\u017ee Ex\u0161lapka (mimochodem j\u00e1 j\u00ed m\u00e1m fakt r\u00e1d, kdyby to tak nevypadalo)<\/em> si u\u017eila v\u00edkend v NYC, rozto\u010dila p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd prachy a spokojen\u011b se dnes vracela do Prahy. Proto\u017ee sem j\u00ed po\u017e\u00e1dal, aby mi z domova dovezla do \u010cR jednu v\u011bc, kterou tu budu ve st\u0159edu pot\u0159ebovat, \u0159ekl sem si, \u017ee si pro to dojedu rovnou na leti\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

6. A te\u010f poslouchejte, jak sem NESM\u00cdRN\u011a ohleduplnej a hodnej \u010dlov\u011bk! Proto\u017ee toho blba (partner Ex\u0161lapky<\/em>) zn\u00e1m a v\u00edm jakej je nemo\u017enej romantik (jako v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, ne jen fake, jako j\u00e1<\/em>), \u0159ek sem si, \u017ee mu nap\u0159ed zavol\u00e1m, jestli pro n\u00ed nem\u00e1 \u00a0p\u0159ichystan\u00e9 n\u011bjak\u00e9 romantick\u00e9 dostaven\u00ed\u010dko na leti\u0161t\u011b, abych to svou ne\u010dekanou p\u0159\u00edtomnosti t\u0159eba nenaru\u0161il. Sem vlastn\u011b sv\u011btec.<\/p>\n

7. Probl\u00e9m je, \u017ee moje pov\u011bst m\u011b p\u0159edch\u00e1z\u00ed, tak\u017ee Blb b\u011bhem telefon\u00e1tu z\u0159ejm\u011b pojal podez\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee j\u00e1 se pt\u00e1m, jestli tam pojede, „abych se ujistil \u017ee nikoliv a mohl tam s Ex\u0161lapkou p\u00e1chat n\u011bjak\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edstojnosti s\u00e1m“<\/em>.\u00a0N\u011bkolikr\u00e1t se m\u011b zeptal, \u00a0jestli \u00a0„m\u00e1 m\u00edt d\u016fvod k obav\u00e1m<\/em>„. \u00a0\u0158ekl sem, \u017ee ne. Pak cht\u011bl v\u011bd\u011bt \u00a0„jestli \u00a0tam n\u011bco chyst\u00e1m j\u00e1<\/em>„. \u0158ekl sem \u017ee taky ne, jen si vezmu bal\u00ed\u010dek co mi p\u0159ivezla a du dom.<\/p>\n

8. Nezn\u011bl ale v\u016fbec p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u011b. Pravil \u017ee j\u00ed teda dop\u0159edu zavol\u00e1. \u0158ek sem a\u0165 si poslou\u017e\u00ed, ale a\u0165 z toho proboha ned\u011bl\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dnou v\u011bdu, \u017ee jednak ona je v tom nevinn\u011b, a druhak se fakt nic nechyst\u00e1. A\u0165 mi akor\u00e1t \u0159ekne kdy kam p\u0159ilet\u00ed a jestli \u00a0tam nebudu ru\u0161it n\u011bjak\u00fd jeho pl\u00e1n. Co\u017e sem fakt pot\u0159eboval v\u011bd\u011bt p\u0159eci! Prej ne, je v pr\u00e1ci a mus\u00ed tam b\u00fdt do ve\u010dera.<\/p>\n

9. Z t\u00f3nu hlasu i obsahu jeho ot\u00e1zek ale bylo evidentn\u00ed, \u017ee sem hodn\u011b nalomil jeho d\u016fv\u011bru (nebo jej\u00ed nedostatek je\u0161t\u011b zv\u011bt\u0161il<\/em>) ve m\u011b, v ten vztah i v n\u00ed. Co\u017e je mi trochu l\u00edto, proto\u017ee Ex\u0161lapku m\u00e1m fakt moc r\u00e1d, a v\u00edm \u017ee ona Blba taky, a \u017ee ho, co j\u00e1 v\u00edm, nepodv\u00e1d\u00ed. Ov\u0161em, m\u00e1m takov\u00e9 pravidlo: kdy\u017e n\u011bkdo na n\u011bkoho \u017e\u00e1rl\u00ed, d\u00e1v\u00e1 t\u00edm vesm\u00edru (a tomu na koho \u017e\u00e1rl\u00ed<\/em>) \u0161anci, aby podez\u0159en\u00ed zhmotnil, proto\u017ee ty negativn\u00ed emoce u\u017e stejn\u011b existujou, tak pro\u010d je teda jen nenaplnit? Ch\u00e1pete? Tak\u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 na V\u00e1clava Havla dojedu s r\u016f\u017e\u00ed, p\u0159ipitomn\u011bl\u00fdm \u00fasm\u011bvem a ve Volvu XC90, co m\u00e1 vzadu nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed prostor v\u00edtenaco.<\/p>\n

10 . Pou\u010den\u00ed pro v\u0161echny: ne\u017e\u00e1rlete, v\u011bt\u0161inou \u017e\u00e1rl\u00edte na \u0161patn\u00e9 subjekty, ve \u0161patnou dobu a nav\u00edc t\u00edm zvy\u0161ujete \u0161ance, \u017ee \u017e\u00e1rlit za chv\u00edli bude skute\u010dn\u011b pro\u010d. A te\u010f u\u017e mne omluvte, vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edm pro 79 \u00a0rud\u00fdch r\u016f\u017e\u00ed, ka\u017ed\u00e1 za „jeden m\u011bs\u00edc, co sem byl takov\u00fd idiot, \u017ee j\u00ed zn\u00e1m a ne\u0159ekl j\u00ed, \u017ee j\u00ed d\u011bsn\u011b chci a mus\u00edm okam\u017eit\u011b m\u00edt<\/em>„. \u00a0To p\u0159eci mus\u00ed zafungovat, nebo ne?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. M\u00e1m rozepsan\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek s n\u00e1zvem „Do Boje„, popisuj\u00edc\u00ed jednak moj\u00ed novou „bojovnou“ k\u00e9rku, druhak to, jak sem se vypo\u0159\u00e1dal s n\u00e1sledky p\u0159esdr\u017ekodost\u00e1n\u00ed a t\u0159e\u0165ak to, co sme s t\u00edm s klukama podnikli. Ale to te\u010f mus\u00ed po\u010dkat.\u00a0Proto\u017ee se mi pr\u00e1v\u011b povedlo vn\u00e9st siln\u00fd neklid do romantick\u00e9ho vztahu jednoho zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho, s jeho\u017e \u017eenou se l\u00e9ta … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: jak nak\u0159\u00e1pnout n\u011b\u010d\u00ed vztah?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":285,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}