{"id":324,"date":"2013-12-16T21:04:55","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T20:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=324"},"modified":"2013-12-16T21:25:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T20:25:51","slug":"krutomyval-hypochondr-a-fetak-v-extazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: hypochondr a fe\u0165\u00e1k v ext\u00e1zi"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Nev\u00edm jak vy, ale j\u00e1 u\u017e n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f pl\u00e1nuju, kde budu na Silvestra. Teda, v\u00edm u\u017e dlouho, \u00a0\u017ee (d\u00e1-li Vishnu)<\/em>\u00a0budu v New Yorku, ale kde co p\u0159esn\u011b budu d\u011blat a s k\u00fdm, sem dokresloval teprve p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny.<\/p>\n

2. Usmyslel sem si, \u017ee stejn\u011b jako v roce 2011, budu o p\u016flnoci b\u011b\u017eet Central Parkem 7kilometrov\u00fd p\u016flno\u010dn\u00ed „charity run<\/em>„. \u00a0A po n\u011bm se \u00fa\u010dastnit p\u00e1rty pod \u0161ir\u00fdm nebem pr\u00e1v\u011b v Central Parku. Je to vyzkou\u0161en\u00e9 a mysl\u00edm \u017ee to st\u00e1lo za to. Dokonce i za ten z\u00e1pal plic pak.<\/p>\n

3. Proto\u017ee m\u00e1m ve zvyku b\u00fdt grand a anga\u017eovat se ve spole\u010densk\u00fdch ud\u00e1lostech z\u00e1sadn\u00edho v\u00fdznamu (jako je t\u0159eba after party na Silvestra u m\u011b doma<\/em>), rozhodil sem slovo mimo\u00a0nov\u00e9 zn\u00e1m\u00e9 z Nov\u00e9ho Amsterdamu, \u00a0i mezi sv\u00e9 star\u00e9 zn\u00e1m\u00e9 z Evropy, \u00a0s t\u00edm, aby si na Silvestra napl\u00e1novali b\u00fdt o p\u016flnoci v Central Parku, cca 30 minut po p\u016flnoci pak u c\u00edlov\u00e9 p\u00e1sky, a po t\u0159et\u00ed r\u00e1no u m\u011b doma na nev\u00e1zanou z\u00e1bavu.<\/p>\n

4. V\u00fdlet do USA si skute\u010dn\u011b p\u00e1r lid\u00ed na to konto ud\u011blalo. Ne v\u0161echny sem \u00a0v\u0161ak ochoten pustit do sv\u00e9ho bytu, tak\u017ee musela prob\u00edhat p\u0159irozen\u00e1 selekce.<\/p>\n

5. Posuzuju \u00a0samoz\u0159ejm\u011b hlavn\u011b \u00a0m\u00edru jejich u\u017eite\u010dnosti v m\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edtomnosti. Jin\u00fdmi slovy, co z toho budu m\u00edt j\u00e1, kdy\u017e tam budou?<\/p>\n

6. Do v\u00edt\u011bzn\u00e9ho top five se mimo Alfy (na oslav\u011b Valent\u00fdna sem j\u00ed toti\u017e v opilosti neproz\u0159eteln\u011b sl\u00edbil, \u017ee na Silvestra budeme „tak\u00e9 spolu“)<\/em> dostali tito jedinci: anesteziolog, internista, neurochirurg a policajt (holky posb\u00edr\u00e1me a\u017e v park<\/em>u).<\/p>\n

7. Kdy\u017e zv\u00e1\u017e\u00edte to, \u017ee hlavn\u00edm \u00fa\u010delem oslavy Silvestra je se zk\u00e1rovat a zfetovat do n\u011bmoty je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e ude\u0159\u00ed jedna r\u00e1no, ale pak b\u00fdt schopen propa\u0159it ve zdrav\u00ed a n\u00e1lad\u011b dal\u0161\u00edch nejm\u00e9n\u011b p\u011bt hodin, a u\u017e\u00edt si postelov\u00e9 i jin\u00e9 aktivity, co se namanou, je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee m\u00edt kolem sebe ten spr\u00e1vn\u00fd podp\u016frn\u00fd team je stejn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 pro mne 31.12. v NYC, jako to bylo pro Nikiho Laudu 22.2. na\u00a0N\u00fdrburgringu.<\/p>\n

8. A dle vzoru Lauda je po takov\u00fdch akc\u00edch to nejd\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed: probrat se z k\u00f3matu. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b bez trval\u00e9ho po\u0161kozen\u00ed mozku a \u017ealoby o otcovstv\u00ed nebo zp\u016fsoben\u00ed jin\u00e9 \u0161kody na krku.<\/p>\n

9. A jak na to? No jednodu\u0161e. Anesteziolog se\u017eene d\u00edky sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1ci fakt kvalitn\u00ed drogy. Internista bude b\u011bhem p\u00e1rty dohl\u00ed\u017eet, jestli v\u00e1m neselh\u00e1vaj\u00ed \u017eivotn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 org\u00e1ny, neurochirurg kontrolovat trvalost p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9ho po\u0161kozov\u00e1n\u00ed mozku a policajt koukat na to, abyste za sebou zametali stopy, a tak v\u00e1m to otcovstv\u00ed nebo \u0161kodu aspo\u0148 nemohli p\u0159i\u0161\u00edt.<\/p>\n

10. A Alfa a ostatn\u00ed \u017eeny? Ty tam budou od toho, aby m\u011b nejprve v c\u00edlov\u00e9 rovince z\u00e1vodu povzbudily pok\u0159ikem „m\u016fj hrdino<\/em>„, na party pak vypadaly kr\u00e1sn\u011b, moc nemluvily, a rozn\u00e1\u0161ely j\u00eddlo a pit\u00ed. \u00a0Pokud se n\u011bkter\u00e9 z v\u00e1s, d\u00e1my, cht\u011bj\u00ed p\u0159idat, za\u0161lete mi foto od krku dolu, nahr\u00e1vku toho jak dlouho um\u00edte ml\u010det, a m\u016f\u017eete se u m\u011b tak\u00e9 zastavit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Nev\u00edm jak vy, ale j\u00e1 u\u017e n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f pl\u00e1nuju, kde budu na Silvestra. Teda, v\u00edm u\u017e dlouho, \u00a0\u017ee (d\u00e1-li Vishnu)\u00a0budu v New Yorku, ale kde co p\u0159esn\u011b budu d\u011blat a s k\u00fdm, sem dokresloval teprve p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":337,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions\/337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}