1. Prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden v dubnu sem m\u011bl jednor\u00e1zov\u00fd hotelov\u00fd d\u00fdch\u00e1nek s jistou vdanou, ale mladou a p\u011bknou pan\u00ed. Beta. Pamatujete?<\/p>\n
2. Druh\u00fd t\u00fdden v \u00a0Srpnu mi volala, \u017ee je v tom, \u00a0(\u00fadajn\u011b se mnou<\/em>) a rozhodla se mi to \u0159\u00edct \u00a0(mrcha!<\/em>) a\u017e v m\u011bs\u00edci, kdy u\u017e se s t\u00edm leg\u00e1ln\u011b nedalo nic d\u011blat (manipul\u00e1torka)<\/em>.<\/p>\n 3. T\u0159et\u00ed t\u00fdden v Prosinci se „to<\/em>“ narodilo. Ano, je to kluk. Ano, hned se tomu odebraly vzorky na genetiku a spolu s m\u00fdmi poslaly RNDr. \u00a0Omarovi \u0160er\u00e9mu, soudn\u00edmu znalci z oblasti molekul\u00e1rn\u00ed genetiky, jeho\u017e mi doporu\u010dil zn\u00e1m\u00fd, co u\u017e jednou takov\u00fd „probl\u00e9m<\/em>“ m\u011bl a takhle soukrom\u011b \u0159e\u0161il. A prej \u00fasp\u011b\u0161ne.<\/p>\n 4. \u00a0\u010ctvrt\u00fd t\u00fdden v Prosinci mi m\u00e1 doj\u00edt v\u00fdsledek. Br\u00e1n\u00edm se tomu volat Omarovi v\u00edc jak 7x denn\u011b. Co\u017e sem zat\u00edm d\u011blal ka\u017ed\u00fd den tento t\u00fdden. Dneska v jeden\u00e1ct r\u00e1no mi \u0159ekl, \u017ee mi opis posudku odpoledne \u00a0po\u0161le mailem, hlavn\u011b kdy\u017e si pak vyma\u017eu jeho \u010d\u00edslo. Asi u\u017e ho seru.<\/p>\n 5. Co bude d\u00e1l, v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee „to<\/em>“ je moje, to nev\u00edm. \u00a0Z\u00edtra r\u00e1no odl\u00e9t\u00e1m zp\u011bt do USA tak jako tak, \u00a0akor\u00e1t budu v letadle bu\u010f p\u00edt na \u017eal, nebo na radost. D\u00e1my prominou, ale asi to bud v opa\u010dn\u00e9m v\u00fdznamu, ne\u017e byste to d\u011blaly vy.<\/p>\n 6. J\u00e1 sem v\u00e1m toti\u017e e\u0161t\u011b opomn\u011bl \u0159\u00edct jednu v\u011bc. Beta, vdan\u00e1 pani\u010dka co m\u011b tak fyzicky l\u00e1kala, na tu jednu noc, a co b\u011bhem n\u00ed za\u010dala v ten nejnevhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed moment \u0159\u00edkat \u017ee „to nesm\u00edme“<\/em>, toti\u017e nen\u00ed jen tak n\u011bjak\u00e1 vdan\u00e1 pani\u010dka. To, \u010d\u00edm se se dote\u010f rozhodl nechlubit ale te\u010f u\u017e to ze m\u011b mus\u00ed ven je fakt, \u017ee Beta je sestra Alfy.<\/p>\n 7. A Alfa je \u017eena, co ji\u017e p\u0159es rok \u017eije v domn\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee je moje (relativn\u011b<\/em>) jedin\u00e1. A budouc\u00ed pan\u00ed M\u00fdvalov\u00e1. A \u017ee otcem jej\u00edho prvn\u00edho synovce je Betin z\u00e1konn\u00fd\u00a0\u00a0man\u017eel (d\u011bsnej debil<\/em>). Alfa si ani nem\u00e1 d\u016fvod \u00a0myslet nic jin\u00e9ho, proto\u017ee mimo faktu, \u017ee sem Bet\u011b kdysi hl\u00eddal ko\u010dku (zl\u00e1 Am\u00e1lka<\/em>), a toho hotelov\u00e9ho fiaska, s n\u00ed nem\u00e1m nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho a jestli sem j\u00ed vid\u011bl dohromady p\u011btkr\u00e1t, tak je to moc. A Beta sama se zap\u0159\u00edsahala, \u017ee sest\u0159e nic ne\u0159ekne.<\/p>\n 8. Dnes je tedy Den D. Co bude d\u00e1l? Babo ra\u010f. Co s d\u00edt\u011btem, co \u010dlov\u011bk splod\u00ed b\u011bhem jednoho \u00faletu, a e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc s vdanou sestrou sv\u00e9 „p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b“<\/em>? Bez jej\u00edho souhlasu, nutno dodat.<\/p>\n 9. Otcovsk\u00e9 pudy se ve m\u011b nijak nebud\u00ed, jestli v\u00e1s to n\u011bkoho napadlo. Jedin\u00e9 co se ve m\u011b bud\u00ed je tik z toho, jak furt na telefonu ma\u010dk\u00e1m „refres<\/em>h“ u na\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed mail\u016f.<\/p>\n 10. Nen\u00ed u\u017e fakt \u010das na brut\u00e1ln\u011b rychl\u00fd rozchod s Alfou, \u00a0popadnut\u00ed z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00edho pasu a p\u0159edbalen\u00e9ho kuf\u0159\u00edku, a onu ob\u010das v legraci zmi\u0148ovanou emigraci na Kubu? Jak by tam asi rostly \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Prvn\u00ed t\u00fdden v dubnu sem m\u011bl jednor\u00e1zov\u00fd hotelov\u00fd d\u00fdch\u00e1nek s jistou vdanou, ale mladou a p\u011bknou pan\u00ed. Beta. Pamatujete? 2. Druh\u00fd t\u00fdden v \u00a0Srpnu mi volala, \u017ee je v tom, \u00a0(\u00fadajn\u011b se mnou) a rozhodla se mi to \u0159\u00edct \u00a0(mrcha!) a\u017e v m\u011bs\u00edci, kdy u\u017e se s t\u00edm leg\u00e1ln\u011b nedalo nic d\u011blat (manipul\u00e1torka).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":362,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}narcisky\u00a0<\/del> hyacinty\u00a0?<\/p>\n