1. Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, je\u0161t\u011b je nutn\u00e9 si vysv\u011btlit p\u00e1r n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed.<\/p>\n
2. Asi tv\u00e9 matce nem\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt za zl\u00e9, \u017ee se sna\u017e\u00ed ve m\u011b vzbudit n\u011bjak\u00e9 fale\u0161n\u00e9 city \u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u011b dvakr\u00e1t a\u017e t\u0159ikr\u00e1t denn\u011b (z\u0159ejm\u011b podle f\u00e1ze menstrua\u010dn\u00edho cyklu?<\/em>) otravuje nevy\u017e\u00e1danejma zpr\u00e1vama o tob\u011b a nedejbo\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fdm obr\u00e1zkem zn\u00e1zor\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm podivn\u00e9ho tvora, ne nepodobn\u00e9ho krtkokryse.<\/p>\n 3. Pr\u00fd j\u00ed to nakazuje p\u0159\u00edroda. Nu\u017ee dobr\u00e1, rozvinu svou nen\u00e1vist k p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b, to sem dycky cht\u011bl. A na d\u016fkaz toho, jak moc velk\u00fdm mi je nyn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edroda trnem v oku, dnes: \u00a0(i) <\/em>roz\u0161lapu v\u0161echny prost\u0159ed\u00edmilovn\u00e9 \u017e\u00e1rovky co doma najdu, a nahrad\u00edm je t\u011bma nejv\u00edc oby\u010d a budu sv\u00edtit celou noc jak \u0161\u00edlenej. (ii<\/em>). Se\u017eeru kravskej stejk prolo\u017eenej jehn\u011b\u010d\u00edm a obalenym v lososovi z farmy (tohle asi docen\u00ed jen prav\u00ed evnironmentalist\u00e9)<\/em>, (iii<\/em>) pudu si zaryba\u0159it. Ne, zm\u011bna, pojedu si autem zaryba\u0159it a kolem rybn\u00edka ud\u011bl\u00e1m 17 kole\u010dek ve sv\u00e9m SUV. (iv)<\/em>\u00a0Objedn\u00e1m si suven\u00fdr vyroben\u00fd z uhl\u00ed. S monogramem vykousan\u00fdm do n\u011bj tibetsk\u00fdma kozama, co je sem mus\u00ed dopravit na zak\u00e1zku \u017eiv\u00e9 z Lhassy. Letadlem, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. A pot\u00e9 z nich ud\u011bl\u00e1m kebab. (v)<\/em> st\u0159epy ze \u017e\u00e1rovek, vyblitej trojstejk, p\u00e1r mrtvejch ryb, koz a uhlotalisman pak hod\u00edm do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed popelnice ur\u010den\u00e9 jen na pap\u00edr.<\/p>\n 4. Tak, denn\u00ed d\u00e1vka zla a jedu je vypuzena, \u00a0to bysme m\u011bli. \u00a0Kdy\u017e sem si to te\u010f vy\u0159\u00eddil s p\u0159\u00edrodou, m\u016f\u017eeme pokra\u010dovat.<\/p>\n 5. Nu\u017ee, to, \u017ee mi t\u011b cpe tvoje matka, je v\u011bc v t\u00e9to f\u00e1zi pr\u00fd pochopiteln\u00e1. Ale co mi hlava nebere je ten sm\u011b\u0161n\u00fd n\u00e1zor okol\u00ed, \u017ee jednou se o tebe budu zaj\u00edmat s\u00e1m a pr\u00fd je dobr\u00e9 nejen proto budovat vztah otce se synem u\u017e od z\u00e1rodku.<\/p>\n 6. Takov\u00e1 hovadina.<\/p>\n 7. \u00a0Nic tak po\u0161etil\u00e9ho d\u011blat nehodl\u00e1m.<\/p>\n 8. Ale p\u0159ijde mi u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e9 d\u00e1t ti p\u00e1r instrukc\u00ed k tomu, jak nalo\u017eit s tou \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed pen\u011bz, kter\u00e9 po m\u011b jako neopomenuteln\u00fd d\u011bdic, ty harante, zd\u011bd\u00ed\u0161, v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee zakal\u00edm d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e se mi povede t\u011b n\u011bjak \u0161ikovn\u011b vyd\u011bdit. D\u00edky bohu za nov\u00fd ob\u010dansk\u00fd z\u00e1kon\u00edk aspo\u0148, nebude\u0161 se rochnit ve 100% m\u00e9ho majetku, v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u017ee zhebnu do tvejch 18cti, ale jen v 75% a kdybych tu \u010dirou n\u00e1hodou byl p\u00e1r let po pades\u00e1tce, tak dostane\u0161 jen \u00a01\/4 toho co po m\u011b zbyde. S t\u00edm se asi u\u017e d\u00e1 \u017e\u00edt, \u00a0na m\u00e9 stran\u011b, tedy.<\/p>\n 9. Tak\u017ee: co s t\u011bma pra\u0161ulema? Ch\u00e1pej, Bartolom\u011bji, j\u00e1 je vyd\u011blal tvrd\u00fdm p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1n\u00edm pr\u00e1ce. Bylo by mi tedy v\u00fdrazn\u011b proti srsti, kdybys je m\u011bl nap\u0159\u00edklad n\u011bjak „vhodn\u011b<\/em>“ investovat jako na „hypot\u00e9ku<\/em>„! Jestli si vezme\u0161 hypot\u00e9ku, Barte, tak p\u0159\u00edsah\u00e1m, \u017ee se vr\u00e1t\u00edm z hrobu a za\u0159\u00edd\u00edm, aby se krucifixov\u00e1 sc\u00e9na z p\u016fvodn\u00edho Exorcisty odehr\u00e1la p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159ed tv\u00fdma o\u010dima. Je jedno \u017ee k tomu nem\u00e1\u0161 v\u0161echny pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 otvory, tvoje sm\u016fla, chlap\u010de.<\/p>\n 10. Tak\u017ee, syn\u00e1tore, bejt tebou, tak se zachov\u00e1m nejen \u010destn\u011b, ale hlavn\u011b jako chlap, a ty pen\u00edze co po m\u011b zd\u011bd\u00ed\u0161 ihned rozfofruju za koks a kvalitn\u00ed d\u011bvky (nekupuj si nic pod 1500 Czk, a to plat\u00ed jak pro koks, tak pro d\u011bvky).<\/em> A a\u017e se p\u0159ivede\u0161 na mizinu, bude\u0161 si muset s\u00e1m za\u010d\u00edt vyd\u011bl\u00e1vat. A a\u017e si s\u00e1m vyd\u011bl\u00e1\u0161, pot\u00e9 co si rozfofroval rodinn\u00e9 jm\u011bn\u00ed, tak se mi ozvi. To na tebe budu n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b py\u0161n\u00fd. P\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee do t\u00e9 doby u\u017e Zuckerberg a spol budou s lidstvem jednat na rovinu a p\u0159iznaj\u00ed sv\u00e9 prav\u00e9 vl\u00e1dce a jejich helpdeskov\u00e9 adresy, tak\u017ee najde\u0161 m\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159es: peklo.kdojekdo@gmail.com, \u00a0nebo Peklo Kdojekdo na FB. Budu se t\u011b\u0161it.<\/p>\n \n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, je\u0161t\u011b je nutn\u00e9 si vysv\u011btlit p\u00e1r n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed. 2. Asi tv\u00e9 matce nem\u016f\u017eu m\u00edt za zl\u00e9, \u017ee se sna\u017e\u00ed ve m\u011b vzbudit n\u011bjak\u00e9 fale\u0161n\u00e9 city \u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee m\u011b dvakr\u00e1t a\u017e t\u0159ikr\u00e1t denn\u011b (z\u0159ejm\u011b podle f\u00e1ze menstrua\u010dn\u00edho cyklu?) otravuje nevy\u017e\u00e1danejma zpr\u00e1vama o tob\u011b a nedejbo\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fdm obr\u00e1zkem zn\u00e1zor\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm podivn\u00e9ho tvora, ne nepodobn\u00e9ho krtkokryse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":427,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}