{"id":445,"date":"2014-01-12T10:13:35","date_gmt":"2014-01-12T09:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=445"},"modified":"2014-01-13T09:59:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T08:59:08","slug":"krutomyval-skudce-je-zpet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=445","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: \u0161k\u016fdce je zp\u011bt"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Tak sem se dlouho z faktu, \u017ee sest\u0159iny trable byly nakonec v \u010cR \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b vy\u0159e\u0161eny, neradoval.\u00a0Co se tenkr\u00e1t vlastn\u011b stalo? Lasice (sestra)<\/em> je dement, a mysl\u00ed si, \u017ee velkodeale\u0159i drog \u00a0a prostitutky mus\u00ed b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Jako je to v ka\u017ed\u00fdm americk\u00fdm filmu. Sice j\u00ed tu a tam jednu fl\u00e1knou, ale vlastn\u011b sou to jen p\u0159\u00e1tel\u0161t\u00ed dodavatel\u00e9 cht\u011bn\u00e9ho zbo\u017e\u00ed, za kter\u00e9 sou ochotni p\u0159ij\u00edmat platby v natur\u00e1liich.<\/p>\n

2. Prost\u011b, \u017ee dobr\u00e1 \u0161lapka nikdy neplat\u00ed za to, co \u0161\u0148upe. Potud v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Jen\u017ee jednoho dne, se sou\u017eit\u00ed m\u00e9 sestry s alb\u00e1nsk\u00fdm podnikatelem a jeho 17 rusk\u00fdmi milenkami zna\u010dn\u011b zkomplikovalo a to t\u00edm, \u017ee jedna z t\u011bch ruskejch kurev doma \u0161lohla kilo \u010derstv\u011b p\u0159ivezen\u00fdho koksu a hodila na to chud\u00e1ka Lasici.<\/p>\n

3. A tam ve\u0161ker\u00e9 kamar\u00e1d\u0161ofty kon\u010dily, a Lasici se jen tak tak poda\u0159ilo vz\u00edt kramle ke m\u011b do NY. Kde sem j\u00ed n\u011bkolik m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f velmi nerad \u017eivil, \u0161atit a hlavn\u011b poslouchal ten jej\u00ed kv\u00e1kon\u00e1\u0159ek, a\u017e mi jeden den ruply nervy a posadil sem j\u00ed na letadlo zp\u011bt do Prahy. A d\u00e1l u\u017e to zn\u00e1te. Hned si tam na n\u00ed n\u011bkdo po\u010dkal, a o p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f tenhle telefon\u00e1t<\/a>\u00a0a o n\u011bco\u00a0pozd\u011bji byl vytvo\u0159en „Task force“<\/em> ve slo\u017een\u00ed: Kudla, \u0160\u00ed\u0161oun, Richie a M\u00fdval a zah\u00e1jila se operaci Free Lassie,<\/a> s c\u00edlem naj\u00edt a osvobodit Lasici.<\/p>\n

4. Trvalo to d\u00e9le, ne\u017e sme si v\u0161ichni p\u016fvodn\u011b malovali, ale nakonec se povedlo a te\u010f u\u017e m\u016f\u017eu napsat co. Zejm\u00e9na proto, \u017ee hlavn\u00ed \u0161kodi\u010d (sestra<\/em>) se mi op\u011bt objevila v NYC p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem (v\u00e1\u017en\u011b u\u017e se mus\u00edm p\u0159est\u011bhovat<\/em>) a op\u011bt s pl\u00e1\u010dem. To co bylo tentokr\u00e1t jin\u00e9 bylo to, co p\u0159itom vzlyk\u00e1n\u00ed hl\u00e1skovala: „j\u00e1\u00e1, u\u017e, \u00a0j\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1 u\u017e, h\u00fdk,\u017e\u017e\u017e, h\u00fdk, to d\u011blat neeechcc\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed, h\u00fd\u00fd\u00fdk, f\u0148uk f\u0148uk, b\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9“<\/em>. Ahelemese, \u017ee by padla kosa na k\u00e1men?<\/p>\n

5. „Copak, m\u00e1\u0161 Aids<\/em>?“ Zeptal sem se v\u011bcn\u011b. Prej ne, za\u0159i\u010dela. Jen chce za\u010d\u00edt n\u011bjak norm\u00e1ln\u011b pracovat. No ve t\u0159iceti nebo kolik j\u00ed je, to u\u017e je fakt na \u010dase. Optal sem se co by cht\u011bla d\u011blat, pravila \u017ee b\u00fdt renti\u00e9r. M\u00e1lem sem j\u00ed jednu fl\u00e1knul.<\/p>\n

6. Asi po 4 hodin\u00e1ch sme p\u0159i\u0161li na pr\u00e1ci, kter\u00e1 by ji mo\u017en\u00e1 mohla trochu bavit a kde teoreticky, kdy\u017e j\u00ed po\u0161lu \u0161\u00e9fovi sekce v t\u00e9 firm\u011b, s kter\u00fdm sme si zamlada spolu tahali ka\u010dera, s p\u011bkn\u00fdm doporu\u010den\u00edm, a nezm\u00edn\u00edm jej\u00ed silnej kokainovej n\u00e1vyk, sklony k alkoholismu a fakt, \u017ee za prachy je zvykl\u00e1 roztahovat nohy, tak by j\u00ed snad mohli chud\u00e1ci zku\u0161ebn\u011b vz\u00edt. A pak se d\u011bj v\u016fle bo\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n

7. Kdy\u017e sem j\u00ed nevrle d\u00e1val dohromady resum\u00e9 a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel jak jinak \u0159\u00edct povol\u00e1n\u00ed „\u0161lapka<\/em>„, vyjevovaly se mi v hlav\u011b obrazy, jak j\u00e1 \u00a0s Kudlou sed\u00edme v bytu toho K\u00e1po Alb\u00e1nce a poslouch\u00e1me z vedlej\u0161ho pokoje to, co sme od \u0160i\u0161ouna s Richiem v\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee sou nahr\u00e1vky, proto\u017ee skute\u010dn\u00e1 sestra byla v jin\u00e9m byt\u011b pod dohledem p\u00e1r rusk\u00fdch \u0161lapek. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jen o kus d\u00e1l, kam se \u0160i\u0161ounovi povedl dotrackovat ten p\u016fvodn\u00ed call s hlasovou nahr\u00e1vkou v re\u00e1ln\u00e9m \u010dase a kde se mu d\u00edky v\u00fdbav\u011b co Richie propa\u0161oval z Ir\u00e1ku (nap\u0159\u00edklad fakt super thermovizi asi za mega)<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0povedlo zjistit, \u017ee se p\u0159esn\u011b sestra nal\u00e9z\u00e1.<\/p>\n

8. P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel sem nad t\u00edm, co by se stalo kdybych m\u00edsto toho, \u017ee sem \u0161ikovn\u011b a nen\u00e1padn\u011b nav\u00e1d\u011bl Alb\u00e1nce, (o kter\u00e9m sem od \u0160i\u0161ouna v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee ho odposlouch\u00e1v\u00e1 taktick\u00fd t\u00fdm, kter\u00fd se jen t\u0159ese na z\u00e1sah)<\/em>, aby se s\u00e1m inkriminoval. Nab\u00eddl mi asi kilov\u00fd kus ha\u0161e, a\u0165 za\u010dnu prod\u00e1vat tohle, a pak p\u0159ede m\u011b postavil tak \u010dtvrtkilovku koksu, bal\u00ed\u010dek rozd\u011blal, rozm\u00edchal na sklen\u011bn\u00e9m stole, a n\u011bco (k\u0159\u00eddu,\u00a0laxativa, vitam\u00edny<\/em>?) do toho p\u0159isyp\u00e1val a p\u0159isyp\u00e1val, ne\u017e byla pyramidka asi \u010dty\u0159n\u00e1sobn\u00e1. N\u00e1sledn\u011b dr\u017eel p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku na to jak se tahle m\u00edchanina komu prod\u00e1v\u00e1 a kolik mu t\u00edm vyd\u011bl\u00e1m, resp. splat\u00edm dluh za sestru.<\/p>\n

9. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017ee sem si s n\u00edm prvn\u00ed dal \u010d\u00e1ru z toho ne\u0159ed\u011bn\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu, tu om\u00edtku, co cht\u011bl abych prod\u00e1val j\u00e1, a k \u010demu\u017e mi hr\u00e1l kulisy \u00fadajn\u011b \u017eiv\u00e9ho pl\u00e1\u010de sestry z vedlej\u0161\u00edho pokoje, \u00a0na tu sem ani nes\u00e1h. Jen sem se pod\u00edval na hodinky, a v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee je \u010das T. \u010cas odm\u00edtnout om\u00edtku, vyka\u0161lat se na sest\u0159in\u00fd n\u00e1\u0159ek, oto\u010dit se na pat\u011b a bez ohl\u00e9dnut\u00ed zp\u011bt odej\u00edt. Proto\u017ee asi za 1,5 minuty tam m\u00e1 vlet\u011bt URNA. Tak sem se spakoval. Alb\u00e1nce poli\u0161i \u0161ikovn\u011b sejmuli hned po m\u00e9m odchodu, a j\u00e1 si na pod\u00e1n\u00ed vysv\u011btlen\u00ed samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nic nepamatoval, byl sem u n\u011bj \u00a0\u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodou p\u0159eci. Mezit\u00edm \u00a0\u0160i\u0161oun s Richiem vl\u00edtli do bytu o p\u00e1r dom\u016f d\u00e1l, kde mezi splachov\u00e1n\u00edm koksu bre\u010dely d\u011bvky, kter\u00e9 u\u017e sly\u0161ely \u017ee jim zab\u00e1sli „tat\u00ed\u010dka“<\/em>, a nebylo t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 sestru odtamtud teda v t\u00e9 nastal\u00e9 panice a zmatku dostat.<\/p>\n

10. Pak sem sice dostal e\u0161t\u011b varovn\u011b p\u0159es dr\u017eku<\/a>, z\u0159ejm\u011b proto, \u017ee bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee rozhovor nad tou kostkou ha\u0161e a pyramidou z kokom\u00edtky sem \u0159\u00eddil j\u00e1, a to tak \u0161ikovn\u011b, aby na m\u011b nic nebylo, ale na Alb\u00e1nce v\u0161echno. Ale z p\u0159esdr\u017eky sem se oklepal a spokojen\u011b se vr\u00e1til do NYC, s pocitem, \u017ee sestra je v klidu, proto\u017ee \u00a0novej vl\u00e1dce Pra\u017esk\u00e9 drogov\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny a podsv\u011bt\u00ed je nyn\u00ed p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b mladi\u010dkej Am\u00edk, kterej, sv\u011bte div se, jednak vypad\u00e1 jako blon\u010fatej Ashton Kutcher a druhak je gay. A o \u017eensk\u00fd \u0161lapky ani jejich minulost nem\u00e1 teda v\u016fbec z\u00e1jem. M\u00e1 kolem sebe suitu \u0148akejch po zuby ostrojenejch, vz\u00e1jemn\u011b si p\u00e9ra kou\u0159\u00edc\u00edch Frant\u00edk\u016f. A budou se pr\u00fd zam\u011b\u0159ovat na „um\u011blce<\/em>“ m\u00edsto „pr\u00e1vniky a byznysmeny“<\/em>. Nojono, ml\u00e1d\u00ed kup\u0159edu, jen a\u0165 si vyzkou\u0161\u00ed nov\u00fd obchodn\u00ed model a vypo\u0159\u00e1daj s konkurenc\u00ed Alb\u00e1nc\u016f co se t\u011b\u0161ili na m\u00edsto sv\u00e9ho bosse. M\u011b \u0161tve jedin\u00e9, \u017ee sem se tam pracn\u011b se sestrou zachra\u0148oval, \u00a0a te\u010f mi tu zas smrd\u00ed. A n\u011bco m\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee za ten doporu\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed dopis co sem na Lasicino konto pr\u00e1v\u011b poslal do t\u00e9 jej\u00ed \u00fadajn\u00e9 „pr\u00e1ce sn<\/em>\u016f“ se budu sma\u017eit v pekle. O n\u011bco d\u00e9le a sma\u017eiv\u011bji, ne\u017e by tomu b\u00fdvalo jinak. A kurva.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Tak sem se dlouho z faktu, \u017ee sest\u0159iny trable byly nakonec v \u010cR \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b vy\u0159e\u0161eny, neradoval.\u00a0Co se tenkr\u00e1t vlastn\u011b stalo? Lasice (sestra) je dement, a mysl\u00ed si, \u017ee velkodeale\u0159i drog \u00a0a prostitutky mus\u00ed b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9. Jako je to v ka\u017ed\u00fdm americk\u00fdm filmu. Sice j\u00ed tu a tam jednu fl\u00e1knou, ale vlastn\u011b sou to jen … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: \u0161k\u016fdce je zp\u011bt<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":31,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":478,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions\/478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}