{"id":479,"date":"2014-01-13T18:47:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-13T17:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=479"},"modified":"2014-01-13T20:27:59","modified_gmt":"2014-01-13T19:27:59","slug":"krutomyval-mily-synatore-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=479","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore (III)"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. \u00a0Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, (nen\u00ed \u010das ti za\u010d\u00edt \u0159\u00edkat k\u0159estn\u00edm jm\u00e9nem? Zamysl\u00edm se nad t\u00edm. M\u00e1\u0161 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u017ee t\u011b tv\u00e1 manipul\u00e1torsk\u00e1 matka tak p\u011bkn\u011b pojmenovala. V\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee si m\u011b t\u00edm mo\u017en\u00e1 trochu naklon\u00ed, koneckonc\u016f Bart Simpson byl v\u017edy m\u016fj obl\u00edbenec)<\/em>, dnes ti p\u00ed\u0161u proto, \u017ee t\u011b chci upozornit na jednu fakt z\u00e1sadn\u00ed v\u011bc. A tou je dilema na t\u00e9ma: odpor k pr\u00e1ci vs. odm\u011bna za pr\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n

2. To je ti, synu, takov\u00e1 podivn\u00e1 z\u00e1le\u017eitost. \u010clov\u011bk podle m\u011b odpor k pr\u00e1ci z\u00edsk\u00e1 ji\u017e narozen\u00edm, kter\u00e9 si musel p\u011bkn\u011b tvrd\u011b odpracovat, kdy\u017e se prod\u00edral \u017eensk\u00fdm \u00fastroj\u00edm nepohodln\u011b a nep\u0159irozen\u011b sm\u011brem ven, m\u00edsto p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9ho a p\u0159irozen\u00e9ho dovnit\u0159. A jak se tak lopotil a pachtil, aby se mohl v\u016fbec nadechnout, mozek ur\u010dit\u011b u\u017e sp\u0159\u00e1dal to prvn\u00ed trauma a n\u00e1sledn\u011b se ptal s\u00e1m sebe: stoj\u00ed v\u0161echna ta pr\u00e1ce a snaha v\u016fbec za to?<\/p>\n

3. \u00a0Zat\u00edmco odm\u011bnou za \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b zrealizovan\u00fd exit z vnit\u0159ku \u017eeny \u00a0\u00a0(a v\u011b\u0159 mi, \u017ee zbytek \u017eivota v\u011bnuje\u0161 tomu, aby ses dostal zp\u011bt \u00a0a to co mo\u017en\u00e1 nej\u010dast\u011bji)<\/em>\u00a0ti bude to prvn\u00ed a v\u0161echna n\u00e1sledn\u00e1 nadechnut\u00ed, v dosp\u011bl\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b t\u011b za pr\u00e1ci bude spole\u010dnost (reprezentovan\u00e1 tv\u00fdm chud\u00e1kem zam\u011bstnavatelem, nebo e\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm chud\u00e1kem klientem)<\/em> odm\u011b\u0148ovat, nebo trestat, (podle toho jestli bude\u0161 pr\u00e1vn\u00edk nebo u\u010ditel)<\/em>, pen\u011bzma.<\/p>\n

4. Teda, pokud n\u00e1s ne\u010dek\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00e1 celosv\u011btov\u00e1 Pol Potovsk\u00e1 obroda, na jej\u00edm\u017e konci budou lidi za pr\u00e1ci m\u00edsto dol\u00e1rk\u016f dost\u00e1vat spole\u010dn\u00e9 brambory nebo obil\u00ed, bude ti n\u011bjak\u00fd tob\u011b nad\u0159azen\u00fd subjekt d\u00e1vat za to, \u017ee p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1\u0161 pr\u00e1ci, nebo dokonce snad fakticky pracuje\u0161, pen\u00edze. A pen\u00edze sou dobr\u00e9, proto\u017ee je m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 sm\u011bnit na \u017eeny. A pen\u00edze<\/del> \u017eeny sou dobr\u00e9, proto\u017ee poskytuj\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bku pocit \u00fasp\u011bchu, a kdy\u017e aspo\u0148 chv\u00edli ml\u010d\u00ed a maj\u00ed kolena od sebe, tak i uspokojen\u00ed. \u00a0Tak\u017ee moje dne\u0161n\u00ed rada se bude to\u010dit kolem toho, jak si pen\u00edze vyd\u011blat, \u00a0aby to co nejm\u00e9n\u011b bolelo.<\/p>\n

5. Prvn\u00ed a velmi d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd aspekt cel\u00e9ho toho sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9ho spole\u010densk\u00e9ho koloto\u010de je: fakticky nepracovat. A rozhodn\u011b nevytv\u00e1\u0159et \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 hodnoty. Jedin\u00e9 co pot\u0159ebuje\u0161 ke zbohatnut\u00ed je zvl\u00e1dnut\u00ed um\u011bn\u00ed vyvol\u00e1vat v t\u011bch spr\u00e1vn\u00fdch lidech pocit, \u017ee t\u011b pot\u0159ebuj\u00ed. \u00a0A to natolik, \u017ee za tv\u016fj \u010das sou ochotni platit. Ano, kdyby ses narodil jako \u017eena, mohl by ses rovnou st\u00e1t prostitutkou, a i jako mu\u017ee by t\u011b asi \u010dekala bohat\u00e1 nad\u00edlka, kdyby ses stal gigolem nebo gay porno hercem, ale ze zku\u0161enosti co pozoruji u tv\u00e9 nezveden\u00e9 tety<\/a>\u00a0(kter\u00e1 douf\u00e1m v dob\u011b, kdy \u010dte\u0161 tyto \u0159\u00e1dky u\u017e nebydl\u00ed u m\u011b doma, kam j\u00ed mimo na\u0161eho spole\u010dn\u00e9ho n\u00e1vyku u\u017e\u00edvat kokain dovedla pr\u00e1v\u011b i prostituce)<\/em> je zjevn\u00e9, \u017ee p\u0159iznan\u00e1 a dlouhodob\u011b provozovan\u00e1 prostituce je sice v\u00fdd\u011ble\u010dn\u00e1, ale nam\u00e1hav\u00e1 a nebezpe\u010dn\u00e1 \u010dinnost.<\/p>\n

6. A ty se p\u0159eci ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b kv\u016fli pen\u011bz\u016fm nechce\u0161 moc nam\u00e1hat, ne? Tak\u017ee na to mus\u00ed\u0161 jinak.<\/p>\n

7. Kdyby byl rok 1993, tak ti \u0159eknu a\u0165 jde\u0161 pracovat na burzu a s inteligenc\u00ed kterou m\u00e1\u0161 jist\u011b po m\u011b (doufejme \u017ee mizern\u00e9 geny tv\u00e9 matky nezni\u010dily ten zdrav\u00fd z\u00e1klad a potenci\u00e1l, co m\u00e1\u0161 do v\u00ednku ode m\u011b)<\/em>, bys ur\u010dit\u011b byl schopen b\u011bhem kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 chvilky vybudovat n\u011bjak\u00e9 velmi v\u00fdd\u011ble\u010dn\u00e9 letadlo, ze kter\u00e9ho bys z\u00e1hy \u0161\u00edlen\u011b zbohatnul a dost pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b bys za to d\u00edky absenci vhodn\u00e9 regulace takov\u00fdch proces\u016f ani neskon\u010dil ve v\u011bzen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

8. Ale on se p\u00ed\u0161e rok 2031, a pokud dok\u00e1\u017eu aspo\u0148 tuhle \u010d\u00e1st v\u00fdvoje lidstva p\u0159edv\u00eddat l\u00e9pe ne\u017e kde a jak skon\u010d\u00ed moje spermie po proh\u00fd\u0159en\u00e9 noci v hotelu, bude tou dobou sv\u011btov\u00e1 spojen\u00e1 vl\u00e1da ovl\u00e1dat, kontrolovat, regulovat \u00a0a danit ka\u017ed\u00fd tv\u016fj n\u00e1dech (kter\u00fd sis p\u0159itom tvrd\u011b odpracoval ji\u017e dne 17.12. 2013<\/a>)<\/em>, tak\u017ee jednoduch\u00e9 praktiky jako nafouknout a vyfouknout (nebo-li<\/em>\u00a0pump&dump<\/em>) u\u017e budou relativn\u011b nesch\u016fdn\u00e9, nebo rozhodn\u011b ne sch\u016fdn\u00e9 bez ne\u00fam\u011brn\u00e9ho rizika.<\/p>\n

9. Tak\u017ee, Barte, jak na to? Jak zbohatnout a nep\u0159ed\u0159\u00edt se? Ano, asi t\u011b napad\u00e1, \u017ee pro tebe nejv\u00fdhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed varianta by byla, kdybych u\u017e d\u00e1vno po\u0161el. Svoj\u00ed \u017eivotn\u00ed roli z tv\u00e9ho pohledu sem sehr\u00e1l 9 m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f p\u0159ed tv\u00fdm narozen\u00edm, a teda vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee sem do t\u00e9 doby nashrom\u00e1\u017edil jm\u011bn\u00ed, vidina jeho\u017e zd\u011bd\u011bn\u00ed ti jist\u011b za\u0159\u00eddila u\u017e nejednu erekci v kalhot\u00e1ch, jedin\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed pro tebe pozitivn\u00ed krok, co bych mohl ud\u011blat je, si u\u017e d\u00e1vno prohnat hlavou kulku. A to samoz\u0159ejm\u011b hned pot\u00e9, co sem ti v z\u00e1v\u011bti odk\u00e1zal v\u0161echno co m\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

10. Ale tak jednoduch\u00e9 to, hochu, m\u00edt nebude\u0161. Trv\u00e1m na tom, \u017ee ne\u017e se tvoje \u0161pinav\u00e9 pracky dostanou k m\u00fdm milionk\u016fm, mus\u00ed\u0161 zakusit bolest p\u0159edst\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed pr\u00e1ce s\u00e1m. Utu\u017euje to charakter. \u00a0Jestli se te\u010f pt\u00e1\u0161, nen\u00ed-li jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed fakticky pracovat, ne\u017e slo\u017eit\u011b vym\u00fd\u0161let jak nic ned\u011blat, ale pob\u00edrat za to velk\u00e9 pen\u00edze, tak v\u011bz, \u017ee to sice mo\u017en\u00e1 ano, proto\u017ee kdo m\u00e1 furt \u017e\u00edt v tom stresu, \u017ee se p\u0159ijde na to, \u017ee za ty obrovsk\u00fd prachy nic ned\u011bl\u00e1, ale nen\u00ed to to spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed. Proto\u017ee kdy\u017e bys mohl ve\u010der slo\u017eit hlavu na \u017eensk\u00e1 prsa<\/del> pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159, ani\u017e by t\u011b t\u00ed\u017eily v\u00fd\u010ditky z toho, \u017ee zat\u00edmco lid\u00e9 jinde d\u0159ou a hladov\u00ed, ty si d\u00edky sv\u00e9mu \u0161ikovn\u00e9mu nicned\u011bl\u00e1n\u00ed objedn\u00e1v\u00e1\u0161 t\u0159et\u00ed pixlu kavi\u00e1ru ze stojednalet star\u00e9 belugy jen proto abys ji moh s \u00fa\u0161klebkem vysypat do z\u00e1choda, (proto\u017ee p\u0159eci nebude\u0161 \u017er\u00e1t ryb\u00ed pohlavn\u00ed bu\u0148ky jako n\u011bjakej ruskej mamrd)<\/em> tak v m\u00fdch o\u010d\u00edch nebude\u0161 dostate\u010dn\u00fd chlap. A to asi nechce\u0161, ne? Proto\u017ee p\u0159eci bych sv\u00e9 mili\u00f3ny neodk\u00e1zal n\u011bjak\u00e9mu chc\u00edp\u00e1\u010dkovi. Tak se, Barte, na ty pr\u00e1va hned te\u010f v \u00a0prosinci p\u0159ihla\u0161. Jednou mi za to v pekle, hochu, pod\u011bkuje\u0161.<\/p>\n

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1. \u00a0Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, (nen\u00ed \u010das ti za\u010d\u00edt \u0159\u00edkat k\u0159estn\u00edm jm\u00e9nem? Zamysl\u00edm se nad t\u00edm. M\u00e1\u0161 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed \u017ee t\u011b tv\u00e1 manipul\u00e1torsk\u00e1 matka tak p\u011bkn\u011b pojmenovala. V\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee si m\u011b t\u00edm mo\u017en\u00e1 trochu naklon\u00ed, koneckonc\u016f Bart Simpson byl v\u017edy m\u016fj obl\u00edbenec), dnes ti p\u00ed\u0161u proto, \u017ee t\u011b chci upozornit na jednu fakt z\u00e1sadn\u00ed v\u011bc. A tou je … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore (III)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":499,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}