{"id":534,"date":"2014-01-23T21:45:55","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T20:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=534"},"modified":"2014-01-23T22:03:33","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T21:03:33","slug":"krutomyval-mily-synatore-iv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore (IV)"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Barte, \u00a0synu, \u00a0minul\u00fd t\u00fdden nebo kdy sem takhle sed\u011bl v Madison Square Garden a koukal na docela poveden\u00fd z\u00e1pas NBA (kluci z Detroitu to m\u011bli fakt t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 kdy\u017e Knicks se py\u0161n\u00ed \u00a0od \u010dervence Bargnanim)<\/em>, \u00a0m\u011bl sem p\u0159ed sebou rodinku hisp\u00e1nc\u016f, co m\u011b neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b obt\u011b\u017eovala t\u00edm, \u017ee s sebou na z\u00e1pas vzala \u0159vouc\u00edho kojence.<\/p>\n

2. Nemohl sem si na tebe nevzpomenout, \u017eeano. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bpak d\u00edky tomu \u017ee sem tv\u00e9 odpudiv\u011b chamtiv\u00e9 matce n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed p\u0159edt\u00edm vypsal prvn\u00ed tu\u010dn\u00fd \u0161ek na to, aby t\u011b „zaopat\u0159ila<\/em>„. Kolik toho proboha asi prosere\u0161 a se\u017eere\u0161?? Kro\u0165 se trochu hochu, a\u0165 z tebe nen\u00ed tlus\u0165och<\/a>! Teda pardon, \u00a0\u010dlov\u011bk s nezdrav\u011b vysok\u00fdm BMI.<\/p>\n

3. \u00a0Po druh\u00e9 \u010dtvrtin\u011b mexik\u00e1nsk\u00fd otec odnesl ten \u0159vouc\u00ed uzl\u00edk n\u011bkam do pry\u010d (kone\u010dn\u011b<\/em>), zat\u00edmco matka, kter\u00e1 tam z\u016fstala e\u0161t\u011b s jedn\u00edm harantem, co mu bylo m\u00fdm odhadem n\u011bco mezi p\u011bti a deseti, vysv\u011btlovala d\u011bcku kam otec \u0161el a pro\u010d. A toho chud\u00e1ka trochu pomlouvala, zd\u00e1lo se mi. N\u011bco o tom \u017ee to je o\u017erala a d\u011bvka\u0159.<\/p>\n

4. Zamyslel sem se nad t\u00edm, co ti o m\u011b asi kdy \u0159ekla tvoje matka. A do\u0161el sem k tomu, \u017ee ti mus\u00edm d\u00e1t \u0161anci si na v\u011bc ud\u011blat vlastn\u00ed n\u00e1zor.<\/p>\n

5. Nu\u017ee tedy, \u00a0v\u011bz, \u017ee v\u017edycky sem nebejval takov\u00fd netvor, za jak\u00e9ho m\u011b asi nyn\u00ed m\u00e1\u0161. Kdy\u017e sem byl zhruba v tv\u00e9m v\u011bku, a hl\u00e1sil se na pr\u00e1va, m\u011bl sem tu sm\u011b\u0161nou p\u0159edstavu ohledn\u011b sv\u00e9 budoucnosti, kter\u00e1 p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b zahrnovala „pomoc bli\u017en\u00edmu sv\u00e9mu<\/em>„. A t\u00edm spole\u010dnosti jako takov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

6. To sem ov\u0161em e\u0161t\u011b netu\u0161il, \u017ee b\u00fdt pr\u00e1vn\u00edkem a pom\u00e1hat bli\u017en\u00edmu sv\u00e9mu se t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 vylu\u010duje. Jedin\u00e9, co se s pr\u00e1vni\u010dinou dob\u0159e kloub\u00ed je vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed pen\u011bz.<\/p>\n

7. Jak mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00ed\u0161, mo\u017en\u00e1 nev\u00ed\u0161, v roce 2013 sem se z \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky odst\u011bhoval do USA. Byl to relativn\u011b sm\u011bl\u00fd krok, motivovan\u00fd pr\u00e1v\u011b a jedin\u011b pen\u011bzma. Jinak bych asi neopustil svou teplou \u017eidli v tepl\u00e9m kanclu, kde se mi v Praze vedlo od roku 2007 \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b v\u00e9st vlastn\u00ed advok\u00e1tn\u00ed kancel\u00e1\u0159. Co\u017e mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1, \u017ee mus\u00edm zaplatit komo\u0159e poplatky. V\u011b\u0159il bys tomu, \u017ee ta hami\u017en\u00e1 organizace m\u011b kas\u00edruje i kdy\u017e sem si pozastavil v\u00fdkon praxe?<\/p>\n

8. \u00a0Pro\u010d ti to cel\u00e9 tak zdlouhav\u011b vypr\u00e1v\u00edm: podivej se, s p\u0159\u00ednosem pen\u011bz do tv\u00e9ho \u017eivota jist\u011b p\u0159ijde i spousta l\u00e1kadel. Jmenovit\u011b \u017eeny, chlast a drogy. Je dobr\u00e9 b\u00fdt na to du\u0161evn\u011b p\u0159ipraven, \u00a0 a za\u010d\u00edt s promiskuitou, alkoholem a m\u011bkk\u00fdma drograma u\u017e p\u0159i studiu vej\u0161ky (\u0159ekl bych klidn\u011b i \u00a0s tvrdejma \u00a0a na st\u0159edn\u00ed, ale nechci se vystavovat trestn\u00edmu st\u00edh\u00e1n\u00ed)<\/em>, abys v moment\u011b, kdy ti do rukou spadnou prvn\u00ed hrst\u011b zla\u0165\u00e1k\u016f nebyl zasko\u010den t\u00edm, co se stane pak.<\/p>\n

9. A co se stane pak? Velmi brzy, bude\u0161-li pr\u00e1vn\u00edk, toti\u017e zjist\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee pen\u00edze se daj\u00ed vyd\u011blat t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 bez pr\u00e1ce, anebo \u00a0p\u0159i pracovn\u00edm nasazen\u00ed zcela ne\u00fam\u011brn\u00e9m tomu finan\u010dn\u00edmu ohodnocen\u00ed. Po p\u00e1r letech takov\u00e9ho \u017eivota zcela jist\u011b i u tebe dojde k jist\u00e9 vnit\u0159n\u00ed desintegraci mor\u00e1ln\u00edho c\u00edt\u011bn\u00ed, kter\u00e9 si kdy mohl t\u0159eba m\u00edt. I kdy\u017e pochybuju, \u017ee tvoje amor\u00e1ln\u00ed matka t\u011b k n\u011bjak\u00e9 mor\u00e1lce kdy vedla.<\/p>\n

10. \u00a0A co bude pak? Pak bude jen t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed a t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed se n\u011bjak dr\u017eet na uzd\u011b. A fakt \u017ee si, stejn\u011b jako j\u00e1, vlastn\u011b jen dob\u0159e placen\u00fd p\u0159isluhova\u010d zla, ti za\u010dne b\u00fdt v\u011bt\u0161inu \u010dasu jedno. A ve zb\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edch chv\u00edl\u00edch se \u00a0bude\u0161 sna\u017eit rozpt\u00fdlit drogama, alkoholem a sexu\u00e1ln\u00edma hr\u00e1tkama v\u0161eho druhu. Ale z\u00e1hy zjist\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee ani ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed koks, nejdra\u017e\u0161\u00ed vodka, a \u00a0nej\u0161ikovn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kurvy ti nedok\u00e1\u017eou d\u00e1t trvale zapomenout na pocit, \u017ee nejsi t\u00e9hle planet\u011b ni\u010d\u00edm p\u0159\u00ednosn\u00fd. A furt zfetovanej, v lihu, nebo v n\u011b\u010d\u00edch otvorech b\u00fdt nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161. \u00a0Ve\u0159 mi. Zkou\u0161\u00edm to dost \u010dasto. Ale ty \u00a0neblah\u00e9 momenty st\u0159\u00edzlivosti prost\u011b p\u0159ijdou. A pr\u00e1v\u011b pro n\u011b je super d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 to co ti te\u010f \u0159eknu: \u00a0mor\u00e1lka je jen pro chud\u00e9. Tak\u017ee od te\u010f po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zapracuj na tom, abys \u017e\u00e1dnou nem\u011bl! A a\u017e z tebe bude ten amor\u00e1ln\u00ed hajzl, tak by od tebe bylo fakt pokryteck\u00e9, kdybys cht\u011bl n\u011bjak soudit m\u011b, za to jak\u00fd vedu \u017eivot j\u00e1. No ne? Tak\u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b, kdy\u017e tvoje matka \u0159ekne n\u011bco jako ta mexi\u010danka p\u0159ede mnou \u0159\u00edkala o tom sv\u00e9m chlapovi, uv\u011bdom si \u017ee je prost\u011b akor\u00e1t moc chud\u00e1. Krok jedna: zacpi j\u00ed pusu pen\u011bzma a pokud to nepom\u016f\u017ee tak krok dv\u011b: \u0159ekni j\u00ed, a\u0165 si vzpomene na to, jak ulovila ona moje DNA a pak a\u0165 n\u011bco k\u00e1\u017ee o mor\u00e1lce. \u00a0A je vystar\u00e1no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Barte, \u00a0synu, \u00a0minul\u00fd t\u00fdden nebo kdy sem takhle sed\u011bl v Madison Square Garden a koukal na docela poveden\u00fd z\u00e1pas NBA (kluci z Detroitu to m\u011bli fakt t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 kdy\u017e Knicks se py\u0161n\u00ed \u00a0od \u010dervence Bargnanim), \u00a0m\u011bl sem p\u0159ed sebou rodinku hisp\u00e1nc\u016f, co m\u011b neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b obt\u011b\u017eovala t\u00edm, \u017ee s sebou na z\u00e1pas vzala \u0159vouc\u00edho kojence.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":572,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}