1. U\u017e sem na sv\u00e9m blogu v minulosti ur\u010dit\u011b nad\u00e1val na auditory a obecn\u011b \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed jak\u00e9koliv povahy. Z m\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti sou to velmi otravn\u00ed lid\u00e9, co sv\u00e9 obsedantn\u011b kompulsivn\u00ed poruchy ventiluj\u00ed pomoc\u00ed nezdrav\u00e9 n\u00e1klonnosti k opakov\u00e1n\u00ed rutinn\u00edch \u00fakon\u016f a zam\u011b\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed se na nepodstatn\u00e9 detaily.\u00a0<\/p>\n
2. A stejn\u011b jako pr\u00e1vn\u00edci spole\u010dnosti jen \u0161kod\u00ed.<\/p>\n
3. Dnes sem ale byl donucen se zamyslet nad t\u00edm, kterej \u017eivo\u010di\u0161nej druh z t\u011bhle dvou obludoskupin \u0161kod\u00ed sv\u011btu v\u00edc. \u00a0Kdybych m\u011bl te\u010f p\u0159ed sebou \u0159adu \u00fa\u010detn\u00edch a \u0159adu pr\u00e1vn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00e9 bych poslal ke zdi d\u0159\u00edv?<\/p>\n
4. \u00a0Ti z v\u00e1s, co pracuj\u00ed sami pro sebe nebo maj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edjem z r\u016fzn\u00fdch zdroj\u016f asi te\u010f u\u017e tu\u0161\u00ed, odkud v\u00edtr vane. Ano, je tady da\u0148ov\u00e1 sez\u00f3na.<\/p>\n
5. Jako ka\u017ed\u00fd spr\u00e1vn\u00fd 6. Ale tenhle rok je jin\u00fd. Tenhle rok po m\u011b toti\u017e chce da\u0148ov\u00e9 p\u0159izn\u00e1n\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b \u00a0organizace zvan\u00e1 Spojen\u00e9 St\u00e1ty Americk\u00e9. Vedle Advok\u00e1tn\u00ed komory jist\u011b druh\u00fd nej\u010dinn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159isluhova\u010d zla. \u00a0Co je Obamovi do toho jak\u00e9 m\u00e1m kurvn\u00edk \u0161opa \u00fa\u010dty v \u00a0Evrop\u011b? Co to je za drzost cht\u00edt je v\u0161echny nahl\u00e1sit, v\u010detn\u011b podrobnost\u00ed o tom, jestli sem m\u011bl na sob\u011b slipy nebo tren\u00fdrky, kdy\u017e sem si je zakl\u00e1dal?!<\/p>\n 7. I v USA sem si samoz\u0159ejm\u011b po\u0159\u00eddil firmu, kter\u00fd moje dan\u011b m\u00e1 ud\u011blat za m\u011b. A naivn\u011b si p\u0159edstavoval, \u017ee bude prob\u00edhat to sam\u00e9 co v \u010cR. Tedy nikdy o nich ani neusly\u0161\u00edm a akor\u00e1t mi p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t za rok p\u0159\u00edjde n\u011bjak\u00e1 sympatick\u00e1 vratka od hami\u017en\u00e9ho a zlo\u010dinn\u00e9ho st\u00e1tu.<\/p>\n 8. Chyba l\u00e1vky. Dnes sem dostal 8 str\u00e1nkovej cancoidn\u00ed email plnej \u0161\u00edlenejch odkaz\u016f a p\u0159\u00edloh. M\u00e1m si to p\u0159e\u010d\u00edst (TA DRZOST!)<\/em>, a vyplnit (TO SNAD NEMYSL\u00cd V\u00c1\u017dNE, NA CO SEM SI JE NAJAL?<\/em>). Ano, ten capslock byl nam\u00edst\u011b, mimo to, \u017ee se mi va\u0159\u00ed krev, tu je\u0161t\u011b poskakuju po kancel\u00e1\u0159i a s k\u0159ikem h\u00e1z\u00edm v\u011bci ze stolu o ze\u010f. A nejsem dalek toho si lehnout na zem a za\u010d\u00edt kolem sebe kopat! Nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e se po m\u011b n\u011bco chce a u\u017e v\u016fbec ne vypl\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u011bjakejch pitomejch formul\u00e1\u0159\u016f nebo dokonce \u010dten\u00ed instrukc\u00ed!<\/p>\n 9. Mno. Napsal sem jim, \u017ee pokud mi nejsou schopni ty instrukce napsat na jednu str\u00e1nku v maxim\u00e1ln\u011b deseti stru\u010dn\u00fdch odstavc\u00edch, sou to idioti kter\u00fd si svejch 350 dolar\u016f na hodinu nejen\u017ee nezaslou\u017e\u00ed, ale ani je nedostanou. \u00a0A \u017ee sem si je najal, abych se zbavil t\u00e9 otravn\u00e9 povinnosti n\u011bco d\u011blat s\u00e1m a v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u017ee tomu porozum\u011bli jinak maj\u00ed j\u00edt se svou nab\u00eddkou slu\u017eeb o d\u016fm d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n 10. Uctiv\u011b se omluvili a pravili \u017ee mi r\u00e1di v\u0161echno vysv\u011btl\u00ed po telefonu, ale \u017ee na to aby mohli moje dan\u011b zpracovat prost\u011b ur\u010ditou moj\u00ed sou\u010dinnost pot\u0159ebujou. \u00a0Pr\u00e1sknul sem jim telefonem a zva\u017euju \u017ee na n\u011b zavol\u00e1m alb\u00e1nskou mafii aby jim l\u00e9pe vysv\u011btlila, jak si to p\u0159edstavuju. Tomu bl\u00e1bolu co mi poslali toti\u017e e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc v\u016fbec nejde rozum\u011bt. \u010clov\u011bk \u00a0tak aby si najal \u00a0nejen hitmana a \u010disti\u010de, \u00a0co vykomunikujou tu kooperaci, ale e\u0161t\u011b pr\u00e1vn\u00edka a dal\u0161\u00edho da\u0148a\u0159e, \u00a0co mu ten bl\u00e1bol p\u0159elo\u017e\u00ed a vysv\u011btl\u00ed?? Pak m\u011b napadla sp\u00e1sn\u00e1 my\u0161lenka. Svejm americkejm \u00fa\u010detn\u00edm d\u00e1m \u010d\u00edslo na sv\u00e9 evropsk\u00e9 \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed a a\u0165 si to kuc\u00ed vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed mezi sebou a m\u011b do toho v\u016fbec netahaj. A b\u011bda jim, jestli mi po\u0161lou e\u0161t\u011b jeden otravnej email a za p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f nep\u0159ijde vratka i z USA. Polet\u00ed na hodinu. Do pekla, kam pat\u0159\u00ed, do kotle hned vedle advok\u00e1t\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. U\u017e sem na sv\u00e9m blogu v minulosti ur\u010dit\u011b nad\u00e1val na auditory a obecn\u011b \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed jak\u00e9koliv povahy. Z m\u00e9 zku\u0161enosti sou to velmi otravn\u00ed lid\u00e9, co sv\u00e9 obsedantn\u011b kompulsivn\u00ed poruchy ventiluj\u00ed pomoc\u00ed nezdrav\u00e9 n\u00e1klonnosti k opakov\u00e1n\u00ed rutinn\u00edch \u00fakon\u016f a zam\u011b\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed se na nepodstatn\u00e9 detaily.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}krimin\u00e1ln\u00edk<\/del>\u00a0 pr\u00e1vn\u00edk m\u00e1m ji\u017e l\u00e9ta svoje vlastn\u00ed da\u0148a\u0159e a \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed, co se cel\u00fd rok pacht\u00ed s \u00fakolem: m\u011b neotravovat a p\u0159itom mi \u0161et\u0159it pen\u00edze. A da\u0159\u00ed se jim to. Norm\u00e1ln\u011b m\u011b tedy da\u0148ov\u00e1 sez\u00f3na v\u016fbec net\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, proto\u017ee p\u0159es rok jen h\u00e1z\u00edm v\u0161echny mo\u017en\u00fd pap\u00edry v\u010detn\u011b obal\u016f od bonbon\u016f do jedn\u00e9 krabice a \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed si s t\u00edm pak n\u011bjak porad\u00ed, bez toho aby m\u011b n\u011b\u010d\u00edm obt\u011b\u017eovali. Tak si to p\u0159edstavuju.<\/p>\n