1. Tak sem zase na cest\u00e1ch. Jen co m\u011b v\u00edtr p\u0159iv\u00e1l z Evropy, zatoulal sem se pracovn\u011b do Washingtonu DC. Na n\u011bjakou super-d\u016fle\u017eitou konferenci. To m\u011b poser, 4 dny budu muset p\u0159edst\u00edrat, \u017ee d\u00e1v\u00e1m pozor, a \u010dasopis Scientific American schov\u00e1vat pod lavic\u00ed jako \u0161kol\u00e1k \u010dtouc\u00ed Playboye na z\u00e1kladce. Aby to blb\u011b nevypadalo, p\u0159ece.<\/p>\n
2. Dneska sem m\u011bl se \u0161\u00e9fem dal\u0161\u00ed \u00a0zhodnocen\u00ed m\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce. Je to mo\u017en\u00fd \u017ee u\u017e sem tu t\u0159et\u00ed p\u016flrok? Vypad\u00e1 to tak.<\/p>\n
3. Jeliko\u017e posledn\u00ed 3 t\u00fddny sem nes\u00e1hl ale lautr na nic, proto\u017ee sem se m\u00edsto pr\u00e1ce poflakoval<\/a> ze Zlatomu\u0161kou po star\u00e9m kontinent\u011b, o\u010dumoval Pandy, V\u00edde\u0148skou Operu, Eifelovku, a l\u00e1doval se Fois Gras a pala\u010dinkama, \u0161el sem dnes na p\u016flro\u010dn\u00ed „kobere\u010dek“<\/em> s docela sm\u00ed\u0161en\u00fdmi pocity. Jednou se p\u0159eci MUS\u00cd profl\u00e1knout, \u017ee nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m.<\/p>\n 4. Ale na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed to nebylo dneska. \u0160\u00e9f pravil \u017ee klienti i kolegov\u00e9 m\u011b zbo\u017e\u0148ujou a \u017ee na m\u011b sly\u0161\u00ed samou chv\u00e1lu. (Bo\u017ee za co?<\/em>). Zeptal se m\u011b, jestli sem u nich \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd, tak sem pokejval jako \u017ee jo, ale pak m\u011b napadlo, \u017ee by z toho mohlo n\u011bco k\u00e1pnout.<\/p>\n 5. \u00a0Tak sem si \u0159ekl o zak\u00e1zku v Ji\u017en\u00ed Africe. Kdy\u017e u\u017e m\u00e1 spole\u010dnost z\u00e1jem na tom, abych byl spokojen\u00fd zam\u011bstnanec, tak pro\u010d z toho nevyt\u0159\u00edskat v\u00fdlet prvn\u00ed t\u0159\u00eddou na Madagaskar?<\/p>\n 6. Sice sem musel pak rychle zaimprovizovat a vymyslet si n\u011bjakou hovadinu o tamn\u00edm pr\u00e1vn\u00edm syst\u00e9mu (o kter\u00fdm nic nev\u00edm, ale \u0161\u00e9f na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed taky ne, tak mi ne\u0161lo odporovat),<\/em> kdy\u017e sem tvrdil, \u017ee rychle se vyv\u00edjej\u00edc\u00ed \u00a0regulace sout\u011b\u017en\u00edho pr\u00e1va v Ji\u017en\u00ed Africe mi d\u00e1v\u00e1 sign\u00e1l, \u017ee bych se tam m\u011bl jet pod\u00edvat a pro\u0161et\u0159it, jestli se tam n\u00e1hodou ned\u011bje n\u011bco nekal\u00e9ho, ne\u017e n\u00e1m na to p\u0159ijde konkurence, ale ono to pro\u0161lo.<\/p>\n 7. Tak\u017ee v \u010dervnu se chyst\u00e1m okukovat lemury na \u00fa\u010det firmy. Hip hip hur\u00e1, dal\u0161\u00ed spln\u011bn\u00fd sen.<\/p>\n 8. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b ale smrd\u00edm v DC, kouk\u00e1m z hotelu na B\u00edlej D\u016fm a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, pro\u010d n\u011bkdo e\u0161t\u011b nesejmul Putina. Kde to \u017eijem?<\/p>\n 9. \u00a0A hrozn\u011b se mi zejtra nechce na tu konferenci. Vymej\u0161l\u00edm, jak by se z toho dalo ulejt. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, \u017ee to co by asi bylo nejjednodu\u0161\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed je r\u00e1no tam zavolat b-o-m-b-o-v-\u00fd \u00fatok, ale p\u0159i m\u00e9m \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed by mi p\u0159ed hotelem zastavila kolona aut z FBI e\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e bych do\u0159ek prvn\u00ed v\u011btu. A nev\u00edm, jestli by mi to Guantan\u00e1mo pak st\u00e1lo za to, \u017ee sem nemusel 4 dni p\u0159edst\u00edrat, \u017ee m\u011b hluboce zaj\u00edm\u00e1 v\u00fdvoj sv\u011btov\u00e9 legislativy.<\/p>\n 10. Kua. Pokojov\u00e1 slu\u017eba mi pr\u00e1v\u011b donesla ten nejnechutn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed C\u00e9sar sal\u00e1t na sv\u011bt\u011b. Za 70 babek a an\u010dovi\u010dky aby v n\u011bm pohledal. V hotelu kde noc stoj\u00ed \u00a0500 dolar\u016f bych si p\u0159edstavoval \u017ee bude j\u00eddlo z trochu jin\u00e9ho ranku teda. Asi budu muset na WhiteHouse.gov<\/a>\u00a0za\u010d\u00edt urychlen\u011b petici za zlep\u0161en\u00ed \u00farovn\u011b j\u00eddla v m\u00edstn\u00edm Marriottu. Takhle by to d\u00e1l ne\u0161lo. Pak nem\u00e1 m\u00edt Obama probl\u00e9my s republik\u00e1nama, kdy\u017e nen\u00ed schopen zajistit kvalitn\u00ed kus \u017evance na dom\u00e1c\u00ed p\u016fd\u011b!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Tak sem zase na cest\u00e1ch. Jen co m\u011b v\u00edtr p\u0159iv\u00e1l z Evropy, zatoulal sem se pracovn\u011b do Washingtonu DC. Na n\u011bjakou super-d\u016fle\u017eitou konferenci. To m\u011b poser, 4 dny budu muset p\u0159edst\u00edrat, \u017ee d\u00e1v\u00e1m pozor, a \u010dasopis Scientific American schov\u00e1vat pod lavic\u00ed jako \u0161kol\u00e1k \u010dtouc\u00ed Playboye na z\u00e1kladce. 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