{"id":679,"date":"2014-03-12T07:44:40","date_gmt":"2014-03-12T06:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2014-03-12T07:46:18","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T06:46:18","slug":"krutomyval-kralovstvi-za-septum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed za septum"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Mluv\u00edm samoz\u0159ejm\u011b o nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ece. \u00a0Kter\u00e1 mi ji\u017e p\u0159ed lety za\u010dala pomalu ale jist\u011b vypov\u00eddat slu\u017ebu, a kamar\u00e1di l\u00e9ka\u0159i (stejn\u011b jako nep\u0159\u00edtel Google)<\/em> za\u010dali nazna\u010dovat, \u017ee bude jist\u00e9 poj\u00edtko mezi mou oblibou kokainu a stavem m\u00e9 nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eky.<\/p>\n

2. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sem je v\u0161echny e\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r let ignoroval a d\u00e1l si vesele \u0161\u0148upal.\u00a0Te\u010f ale u\u017e padla kosa na k\u00e1men. P\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eka zcela zjevn\u011b nejen\u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku, ale m\u00edsty asi nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b celistv\u00e1. Obr\u00e1til sem se op\u011bt na Google, aby mi uk\u00e1zal, jak takov\u00e9 septum vypad\u00e1 po zhruba 15cti letech pravideln\u00e9ho \u0161\u0148up\u00e1n\u00ed a musel sem se pak j\u00edt vyblejt.<\/p>\n

3. Do sv\u00e9ho vlastn\u00edho nosu sem odvahu se pod\u00edvat nena\u0161el. Co kdybych tam tak\u00e9 m\u011bl takov\u00e9 d\u00edry???<\/p>\n

4. Pro\u010d je to probl\u00e9m. Proto\u017ee ta pitom\u00e1 sliznice v nose, na t\u00e9 p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ece a okolo, m\u00e1 n\u011bjakou pod\u011blanou funkci. A ta te\u010f nefunguje. Nebo ne tak jak m\u00e1.<\/p>\n

5. Co\u017e v dob\u011b, kdy se mi naplno rozjely jarn\u00ed alergie (jo, sem a\u017e takovej chc\u00edp\u00e1k)<\/em> se uk\u00e1zalo jako z\u00e1sadn\u00ed. Pokud chci dejchat n\u011b\u010d\u00edm jin\u00fdm ne\u017e dr\u017ekou (ano chci),<\/em> mus\u00edm si do nosu nast\u0159\u00edkat n\u011bjakej za jinejch okolnost\u00ed norm\u00e1ln\u011b p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00ed drij\u00e1k, kterej \u00a0zklidn\u00ed alergickou reakci, \u010di co za santus tam prob\u00edh\u00e1 a umo\u017en\u00ed mi se p\u0159i p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm jazykov\u00e9m pr\u016fzkumu \u00fatrob n\u011bjak\u00e9 svle\u010dny neudusit.<\/p>\n

6. \u00a0Ale sprej najednou nejen\u017ee nefunguje a protejk\u00e1 kam nem\u00e1 ale e\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc to tak pekeln\u011b p\u00e1l\u00ed, \u017ee jedinej zp\u016fsob jak to p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt je si p\u0159edt\u00edm d\u00e1t \u010d\u00e1ru. Ano, asi vid\u00edte ten za\u010darovan\u00fd kruh.<\/p>\n

7. Nu\u017ee co te\u010f s t\u00edm? Zavolal sem sv\u00e9mu l\u00e9ka\u0159i na telefonu. Prej doporu\u010duje n\u011bjakou lejzrovou \u010di jakou operaci, p\u0159i kter\u00e9 mi bude zrekonstruov\u00e1na nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eka, okr\u00e1jena okoral\u00e1\/pro\u0161\u0148upan\u00e1 sliznice, a snad tam m\u00edsto n\u00ed vyroste nov\u00e1 a zdrav\u00e1. Kterou pr\u00fd nem\u00e1m pro\u0161\u0148upat. Kurva dr\u00e1t. To sou vyhl\u00eddky.<\/p>\n

8. Jo a nav\u00edc ta operace (respektive hojen\u00ed po n\u00ed)<\/em> pr\u00fd dost bol\u00ed. A bolest tu j\u00e1 nerad. A obvykle mi s n\u00ed pom\u00e1h\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b koks, \u017eejo. A sme tam kde sme byli.<\/p>\n

9. Co te\u010f s t\u00edm v\u0161\u00edm? \u017de bych si ve sv\u00fdch 34 letech m\u011bl hledat novou \u017eivotn\u00ed l\u00e1sku<\/del>\u00a0drogu? To se mi nechce. Rozchod s koksem toti\u017e podle m\u011b bude t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e euthanasie babi\u010dky, nebo dom\u00e1c\u00edho zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka. \u00a0H\u00e1d\u00e1m. Nem\u00e1m zku\u0161enost ani s jedn\u00edm, ale tak si p\u0159edstavuju, \u017ee to sou nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 situace. Narozd\u00edl od rozvodu, co\u017e mus\u00ed bejt vylo\u017een\u011b z\u00e1bava, proto ho v t\u00e9 rovnici v\u016fbec neuv\u00e1d\u00edm.<\/p>\n

10. \u00a0Zkusil sem teda novou metodu, tzv. emo\u010dn\u00edho „detachmentu“<\/em> od probl\u00e9mu. Prost\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1m, jako \u017ee ten probl\u00e9m nem\u00e1m a sna\u017e\u00edm si vizualizovat, jak se m\u00e1m dob\u0159e a tou psychickou str\u00e1nkou v\u011bci ovlivnit ten zbytek, kter\u00fd se m\u00e1 tak za\u010d\u00edt l\u00e9\u010dit s\u00e1m. Cel\u00fd den si jako\u017ee nev\u0161\u00edm\u00e1m toho, \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu dejchat nosem, a usm\u00edv\u00e1m se a vizualizuju si \u017eivot zahrnuj\u00edc\u00ed funk\u010dn\u00ed nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eku. A v\u00fdsledek? M\u00e1m d\u011bsnej hlad (nem\u016f\u017eu \u017er\u00e1t, proto\u017ee kdybych jedl tak se udus\u00edm)<\/em> a pekeln\u011b okoralou dr\u017eku, z toho jak p\u0159es n\u00ed furt dejch\u00e1m. \u00a0Tak tohle teda Jose Silva zm\u00e1knut\u00fd evident\u011b moc nem\u011bl. E\u0161t\u011b \u017ee u\u017e je mrtvej, bych mu \u0161el d\u00e1t p\u011bst\u00ed. Takhle du akor\u00e1t vyto\u010dit \u010d\u00edslo sv\u00fdho dealara a n\u00e1sledn\u011b nemocnice, a domluvit si tu pod\u011blanou operaci. Sakra to je \u017eivot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Mluv\u00edm samoz\u0159ejm\u011b o nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017ece. \u00a0Kter\u00e1 mi ji\u017e p\u0159ed lety za\u010dala pomalu ale jist\u011b vypov\u00eddat slu\u017ebu, a kamar\u00e1di l\u00e9ka\u0159i (stejn\u011b jako nep\u0159\u00edtel Google) za\u010dali nazna\u010dovat, \u017ee bude jist\u00e9 poj\u00edtko mezi mou oblibou kokainu a stavem m\u00e9 nosn\u00ed p\u0159ep\u00e1\u017eky. 2. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sem je v\u0161echny e\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r let ignoroval a d\u00e1l si vesele \u0161\u0148upal.\u00a0Te\u010f ale u\u017e … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed za septum<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":684,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions\/684"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}