1. Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, dnes si m\u011b teda na\u0161tval! Kdybys nebyl tak malej a daleko, tak se na tob\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b dopust\u00edm fyzick\u00e9ho n\u00e1sil\u00ed v podob\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9ho prima trestu zahrnuj\u00edc\u00edho st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00e9 v\u00fdchovn\u00e9 praktiky ala Igor Hn\u00edzdo.<\/p>\n
2. Nech\u00e1pu, pro\u010d sem to musel odn\u00e9st zrovn\u00e1 j\u00e1.<\/p>\n
3. S tvoj\u00ed matkou sme se ledva si se narodil (a potvrdili n\u00e1m \u017ee bohu\u017eel m\u00e1\u0161 moj\u00ed DNA)<\/em> \u00a0jasn\u011b dohodli, \u017ee m\u011b nebude otravovat tvoj\u00ed existenc\u00ed. Dost\u00e1v\u00e1 ode m\u011b dostatek pen\u011bz na to, aby ti koupila t\u0159eba dva n\u00e1hradn\u00ed otce. \u0158\u00edkal sem j\u00ed, a\u0165 se proboha nerozv\u00e1d\u00ed, ale nedala si \u0159\u00edct. A te\u010f to m\u00e1.<\/p>\n 4. Jak j\u00e1 k tomu p\u0159\u00edjdu, \u017ee m\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bco, \u010demu se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 „kolika<\/em>“ a co si odm\u00edt\u00e1m googlovat. Nezaj\u00edm\u00e1 m\u011b, co to je. Sta\u010dilo mi, \u017ee sem ud\u011blal tu chybu a zvedl sem tv\u00e9 nesnesiteln\u011b otravn\u00e9 matce telefon ve 4 r\u00e1no m\u00e9ho \u010dasu. To sem ale debil. P\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m si j\u00ed na seznam blokovan\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel.<\/p>\n 5. Nech\u00e1pu, co po m\u011b cht\u011bla, to zaprv\u00e9. I kdybych nakr\u00e1sn\u011b „cht\u011bl<\/em>“ s t\u00edm probl\u00e9mem, kter\u00e9mu nerozum\u00edm, n\u011bco ud\u011blat (co\u017e nechci<\/em>), co m\u00e1m jako asi d\u011blat z poza Atlantiku? I kdy\u017e soud\u011b podle toho turevsk\u00e9ho \u0159evu v pozad\u00ed, tv\u016fj uk\u0159i\u010denej projev by mo\u017en\u00e1 byl sly\u0161et p\u0159es oce\u00e1n i bez telefonn\u00edho spojen\u00ed. Kdybych t\u011b b\u00fahv\u00edpro\u010d cht\u011bl amat\u00e9rsky diagnostikovat nad\u00e1lku t\u0159eba.<\/p>\n 6. \u00a0Zvedl sem to, 3 minuty \u010dekal ne\u017e tvoje matka p\u0159estane vzlykat tak, \u017ee j\u00ed nebylo v\u016fbec rozum\u011bt, pak sem 11 minut p\u0159edst\u00edral, \u017ee poslouch\u00e1m n\u00e1\u0159ek na t\u00e9ma, \u017ee u\u017e nev\u00ed co s tebou m\u00e1 d\u011blat, a pak se j\u00ed zeptal, jestli to vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed pen\u00edze.<\/p>\n 7. Zcela p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b se h\u00fdkot jen prohloubil, a dostalo se mi sprchy nep\u011bkn\u00fdch nad\u00e1vek, zahrnuj\u00edc\u00edch slova jako „egoista<\/em>„, „kret\u00e9n<\/em>„, „princ\u00e1tko<\/em>“ a „vlkodlak<\/em>„. \u00a0Ano, ten vlkodlak m\u011b taky zaujal, proto\u017ee narozd\u00edl od t\u011bch p\u0159edchoz\u00edch slov, t\u00edm m\u011b je\u0161t\u011b nikdo ne\u010dastoval. Dot\u00e1zal sem se tedy, co mysl\u00ed t\u00edm vlkodlakem, a po chvilce zmaten\u00fdch vz\u00e1jemn\u00fdch ot\u00e1zek se vysv\u011btlilo \u017ee tvoje matka jen neum\u00ed spr\u00e1vn\u011b vyslovovat slova „jako<\/em>“ a „tlak<\/em>„, kter\u00e1 pou\u017e\u00edvala, kdy\u017e popisovala co ti je a jak\u00fd sem egoista a kret\u00e9n, kdy\u017e se o to nezaj\u00edm\u00e1m.<\/p>\n 8. Mno. Co na to \u0159\u00edct. J\u00e1 t\u011b necht\u011bl. J\u00e1 sem nebyl ten, kdo mi tvoje po\u010det\u00ed zatajil a\u017e do p\u00e1t\u00e9ho m\u011bs\u00edce nebokdy. J\u00e1 sem nebyl ten, kdo se rozv\u00e1d\u011bl, ani ten, kdo tvrdil, \u017ee to „v\u0161echno zvl\u00e1dne s\u00e1m<\/em>“ a \u017ee „se m\u011b o nic nepros\u00ed“<\/em>.<\/p>\n 9. Prodat t\u011b na org\u00e1ny se j\u00ed nechce. Navrhl sem to b\u011bhem toho hovoru jen jednou, ale vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee o t\u00e9hle variant\u011b tvoje matka nehodl\u00e1 by\u0165 jen diskutovat. Je tak neflexibiln\u00ed!<\/p>\n 10. Barte, jestli se n\u011bkdy potk\u00e1me osobn\u011b, tak si m\u011b nep\u0159ej. Za ten no\u010dn\u00ed vyrv\u00e1l ze v\u010derej\u0161ka, kterej m\u011b vyru\u0161il z hodnotn\u00e9ho sp\u00e1nku a naru\u0161il mi m\u00e9 vodkou podmalovan\u00e9 sny, zaslou\u017e\u00ed\u0161 p\u00e1r facek. \u00a0D\u011btem moc nerozum\u00edm, a co je to kolika nev\u00edm, ale jedno je jist\u00e9: pokud kv\u016fli tomu maj\u00ed b\u00fdt oba rodi\u010de ve 4 r\u00e1no vzh\u016fru, tak \u00a0je jasn\u00e9: u\u017e te\u010f si rozmazlenej! Ani se rad\u0161i nechci dom\u00fd\u0161let, co z tebe vyroste. A pro jistotu si je\u0161t\u011b dnes zm\u011bn\u00edm \u010d\u00edslo, proto\u017ee takov\u00fdhle lap\u00e1lie u\u017e sou fakt nad m\u00e9 s\u00edly. \u00a0Jako bych nem\u011bl svejch starost\u00ed dost. Nap\u0159\u00edklad to, \u017ee moje obl\u00edben\u00e9 sedadlo v hale, kde bude v Srpnu vystupovat Eminem, mi n\u011bkdo v\u010dera vyfouk p\u0159ed nosem a j\u00e1 mam te\u010f jako sed\u011bt jinde, ne\u017e sem zvykl\u00fd? To je re\u00e1ln\u00fd probl\u00e9m hochu. Ne n\u011bjak\u00e1 n\u011bkolikadenn\u00ed kolika, kter\u00e1 by se b\u00fdvala ur\u010dit\u011b dala vy\u0159e\u0161it t\u00edm, \u017ee by ti matka do ml\u00edka nam\u00edchala Jacka Danielse, jak sem navrhoval.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Mil\u00fd Syn\u00e1tore, dnes si m\u011b teda na\u0161tval! Kdybys nebyl tak malej a daleko, tak se na tob\u011b ur\u010dit\u011b dopust\u00edm fyzick\u00e9ho n\u00e1sil\u00ed v podob\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9ho prima trestu zahrnuj\u00edc\u00edho st\u0159edov\u011bk\u00e9 v\u00fdchovn\u00e9 praktiky ala Igor Hn\u00edzdo. 2. 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