{"id":795,"date":"2014-04-14T04:09:59","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T03:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=795"},"modified":"2014-04-14T19:33:31","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T18:33:31","slug":"krutomyval-proc-zrovna-ja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=795","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: pro\u010d zrovna j\u00e1??!?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Tak u\u017e je to asi tady. To, o \u010dem sem doposavad jen sl\u00fdch\u00e1val od ostatn\u00edch. Ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edk\u016f, co u\u017e je „to<\/em>“ potkalo.<\/p>\n

2. Mluv\u00edm o prvn\u00edm v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m sign\u00e1lu v \u017eivot\u011b mu\u017ee, vypov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00edm o tom, \u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed mlad\u00edk v rozpuku.\u00a0<\/p>\n

3. Ano. \u00a0Pr\u00fd se to d\u0159\u00edv nebo pozd\u011bji p\u0159ihod\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00e9mu. A pr\u00fd to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 trag\u00e9die. \u010clov\u011bk m\u00e1 m\u00edt \u00a0nadhled a tak.<\/p>\n

4. To se ov\u0161em snadno \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, h\u016f\u0159 d\u011bl\u00e1. Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, kdy\u017e tenhle v\u00edkend m\u011b to potkalo poprv\u00e9. N\u011bco, \u010demu sem se dosud jen sm\u00e1l, kdy\u017e to popisovali jin\u00ed.<\/p>\n

5. O co de? O to, \u017ee kdy\u017e sem \u0161el v sobotu kolem p\u00e1t\u00e9 r\u00e1no sp\u00e1t, po skv\u011bl\u00e9 party v Toshi’s Penthouse (tanec na otev\u0159en\u00e9 st\u0159e\u0161e s par\u00e1dn\u00edm v\u00fdhledem na Empire State Building)<\/em>, \u0161el sem sp\u00e1t s\u00e1m, proto\u017ee v tax\u00edku cestou dom\u016f m\u011b p\u0159epadl pocit, \u017ee si l\u00e9pe u\u017eiju klidn\u00fd sp\u00e1nek, ne\u017e n\u00e1ru\u010d n\u00e1ru\u017eiv\u00e9 modelky, co sem j\u00ed sbalil na p\u00e1rty a kter\u00e1 se po m\u011b tou dobou u\u017e n\u011bkolik minut v tax\u00edku plazila.<\/p>\n

6. A j\u00e1 j\u00ed ze sebe sundal a hodil k n\u00ed domu. \u00a0A tam p\u0159ekvapenou nechal a s\u00e1m odjel k sob\u011b. Proto\u017ee sem „nem\u011bl chu\u0165 na sex<\/em>.“<\/p>\n

7. \u00a0U\u017e to bylo d\u011bsiv\u00e9 zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. Ale to sem netu\u0161il, \u017ee se v\u011bci e\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017eou zhor\u0161it.<\/p>\n

8. Usnul sem asi v p\u016fl \u0161est\u00fd s pocitem, \u017ee \u0161lo jen o chvilkov\u00e9 selh\u00e1n\u00ed organismu. A po vysp\u00e1n\u00ed budu ur\u010dit\u011b zas zcela fit. Jak\u00e9 bylo moje p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed, kdy\u017e sem se probudil v p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9 a u\u017e nemohl usnout, proto\u017ee m\u011b tak p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b bolela hlava, \u017ee sem myslel, \u017ee m\u011b od smrti z rozsko\u010den\u00ed lebky na p\u011btiny d\u011bl\u00ed vte\u0159iny. Doplazil sem se do koupelny a omyl si obli\u010dej. V marn\u00e9 nad\u011bji na to, \u017ee to t\u0159eba pom\u016f\u017ee. Pak sem do sebe nah\u00e1zel n\u011bjak\u00e9 aspiriny a podobn\u00e9 nesmysly a hodil tlamu zp\u00e1tky do postele. A doufal v z\u00e1zrak.<\/p>\n

9. Jen\u017ee z\u00e1zrak se nekonal. Bylo mi mizern\u011b a\u017e asi do 4 odpoledne. Jak je to mo\u017en\u00e9? Nepil sem v\u00edc ne\u017e jindy, nesma\u017eil sem nic nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho ani v mno\u017estv\u00ed co by m\u011blo m\u016fj organismus takhle zasko\u010dit. Pro\u010d teda m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee me p\u0159ejel t\u00fdm pozemn\u00edch hokejistek? A ne v tom dobr\u00e9m slova smyslu?<\/p>\n

10. Proto\u017ee st\u00e1rnu. Ano, je to tak. To, co bylo v pohod\u011b p\u0159ed deseti nebo e\u0161t\u011b p\u011bti lety, u\u017e najednou takov\u00e1 pohodi\u010dka nen\u00ed. Brzy mi bude 35. Sly\u0161el sem o tom, \u017ee by\u0165 se \u010dlov\u011bk udr\u017euje fyzicky fit a aktivn\u00ed, a jako chlap vypad\u00e1 akor\u00e1t l\u00e9pe a l\u00e9pe, na ur\u010dit\u00e9 \u00farovni se stejn\u011b za\u010dne projevovat, \u017ee u\u017e mu nen\u00ed 20. A jin\u00e9 pro\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed kocoviny je pr\u00fd jeden z prvn\u00edch p\u0159\u00edznak\u016f. Kua, co bude p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b? Za\u010dnou mi r\u016fst chlupy v nose a padat vlasy? To u\u017e abych si objednal brokovnici nebo smrt\u00edc\u00ed d\u00e1vku pr\u00e1\u0161k\u016f na span\u00ed. Proto\u017ee jestli to, co m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1 po 35t\u00fdch narozenin\u00e1ch je sn\u00ed\u017een\u00e1 chu\u0165 na sex, ple\u0161 na hlav\u011b a kocoviny k nep\u0159e\u017eit\u00ed, tak to abych to do \u010dervence rad\u0161i zabalil n\u011bjak d\u016fstojn\u011b s\u00e1m. Nap\u0159\u00edklad skokem z Empire State Building. To zn\u00ed stylov\u011b, ne?<\/p>\n

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1. Tak u\u017e je to asi tady. To, o \u010dem sem doposavad jen sl\u00fdch\u00e1val od ostatn\u00edch. Ne\u0161\u0165astn\u00edk\u016f, co u\u017e je „to“ potkalo. 2. Mluv\u00edm o prvn\u00edm v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9m sign\u00e1lu v \u017eivot\u011b mu\u017ee, vypov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00edm o tom, \u017ee u\u017e nen\u00ed mlad\u00edk v rozpuku.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":802,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}