{"id":81,"date":"2013-11-10T04:03:57","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T03:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2013-11-10T14:07:34","modified_gmt":"2013-11-10T13:07:34","slug":"krutomyval-jak-na-zeny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: Jak na \u017eeny?"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Tu a tam si mi ten, \u010di onen zn\u00e1m\u00fd nebo kamar\u00e1d post\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee nedosahuje u \u017een takovejch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f, jak by si p\u0159\u00e1l. A co pr\u00fd s t\u00edm a „jak j\u00e1 to d\u011bl\u00e1m“<\/em>.\u00a0Nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd extra geni\u00e1ln\u011b zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010d k \u00fasp\u011bchu. Jasn\u011b, 190 centimetr\u016f, atletick\u00e1 postava, p\u011bkn\u00fd \u00fa\u010des, n\u011bjak\u00e9 to tetov\u00e1n\u00ed a ostr\u00e9 rysy v obli\u010deji pom\u016f\u017eou leckomu, ale v\u00fdhradn\u011b o tom to jist\u011b nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

2. Je to o m\u00e9 l\u00e1sce ke h\u0159e. Kdy\u017e m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk tu hru (na loven\u00ed \u017een)<\/em> toti\u017e v\u00e1\u017en\u011b r\u00e1d, bude v n\u00ed dobr\u00fd. M\u011b naprosto nevad\u00ed pro \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 sem e\u0161t\u011b nez\u00edskal, trochu pl\u00e1novat (kdy kam pudem a hlavn\u011b teda kde si kdy lehnem<\/em>), krapet p\u0159edst\u00edrat (\u017ee m\u011b opravdu zaj\u00edm\u00e1 jej\u00ed ehm, nitro<\/em>), nebo do n\u00ed investovat prachy. Sice by bylo jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed j\u00ed rovnou d\u00e1t do ruky p\u011btilitr s instrukc\u00ed a\u0165 si vyhrne sukni, ale kdy\u017e ony si \u00a0\u017eeny nejd\u0159\u00edv rad\u0161i nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed d\u00e1vat „d\u00e1rky<\/em>„. E\u0161t\u011b \u017ee existuje slu\u017eba „osobn\u00ed n\u00e1kup\u010d\u00ed<\/em>„, muset se s t\u011bma kr\u00e1mama s\u00e1m vyb\u00edrat, to by m\u011b asi zabilo!<\/p>\n

3. Vedle zaujet\u00ed hrou samotnou jist\u011b pom\u016f\u017ee, kdy\u017e je nav\u00edc \u010dlov\u011bk dobr\u00fd tane\u010dn\u00edk, m\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00e9 to sebev\u011bdom\u00ed, a zaj\u00edm\u00e1 se o to co m\u00e1 na sob\u011b. Mimo \u017een, tedy.<\/p>\n

4. \u00a0Ale nade v\u0161echno tohle se vyplat\u00ed hlavn\u011b: „romantika“<\/em>. A\u0165 \u017eeny p\u016fsob\u00ed emancipovan\u011b nebo nez\u00e1visle jak cht\u011bj\u00ed, p\u0159ed n\u011bjak\u00fdm p\u011bkn\u00fdm a v\u00e1\u0161niv\u011b podan\u00fdm romantick\u00fdm gestem si sedne na zadek nakonec ka\u017ed\u00e1. Klidn\u011b si tu, d\u00e1my, hl\u00e1sejte, \u017ee to tak nen\u00ed. \u00a0Je. Po\u010det m\u00fdch z\u00e1\u0159ez\u016f na Ipadu o tom sv\u011bd\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n

5. Tedy sku\u010d\u00edc\u00edmu zn\u00e1m\u00e9mu sem poradil, a\u0165 t\u00e9, co se v n\u00ed sna\u017e\u00ed po letech vzbudit z\u00e1jem o postelov\u00e9 aktivity, po\u0159\u00edd\u00ed pro za\u010d\u00e1tek n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u011bkn\u00fd \u0161perk a kytku. Pro romantika-amat\u00e9ra by to mohlo b\u00fdt zvl\u00e1dnuteln\u00e9. E\u0161t\u011b sem se ujistil, jestli by nebylo z\u00e1hodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se s n\u00ed n\u011bjak elegantn\u011b rozej\u00edt a nabrnknout si mlad\u0161\u00ed a chtiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed maso, ale mrmlal n\u011bco vo l\u00e1sce, blb, tak komu nen\u00ed radno, tomu nen\u00ed pomoci, \u017eejo.<\/p>\n

6. O n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed pozd\u011bji mi nad\u0161en\u011b volal a zn\u011bl nejen spokojen\u011b, ale vylo\u017een\u011b ukojen\u011b. Py\u0161n\u011b sem si zamnul ruce a optal se, jak to \u0161lo. Pravil \u017ee netu\u0161il, \u017ee \u017eeny sou „tak jednoduch\u00e1 stvo\u0159en\u00ed“<\/em>, \u017ee jim sta\u010d\u00ed i fale\u0161n\u00e1 romantika, pokud je podan\u00e1 dostate\u010dn\u011b d\u016fv\u011bryhodn\u011b. \u00a0Koupil pr\u00fd prst\u00fdnek a kytku. Prst\u00fdnek dal doma pod pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159, jak sem mu poradil, a kytku na pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159, a mezi duchnama nakonec skon\u010dili s partnerkou slastn\u011b oba. No tak t\u0159ikr\u00e1t hur\u00e1.<\/p>\n

7. J\u00e1 sem ale v\u010dera p\u0159ed sebou m\u011bl trochu n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00fakol. Sbalit vlastn\u00ed \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 u\u017e \u010dlov\u011bkovi n\u011bkdy dala, je toti\u017e brnka\u010dka. P\u00e1\u010d je zde nejen teoretick\u00e1 \u0161ance, \u017ee by podobnou chybu mohla b\u00fdt ochotna opakovat znova, kdy\u017e u\u017e n\u00e9 z l\u00e1sky tak aspo\u0148 ze zvyku, nebo pod vlivem v\u00fd\u010ditek. A to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dnej kum\u0161t. Ale sbalit \u017eenu (snoubenk<\/em>u) n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho, co se nav\u00edc tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed jako Matka Tereza p\u0159ed prvn\u00edm p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1n\u00edm a odm\u00edt\u00e1 by\u0165 jen my\u0161lenky na to, \u017ee by m\u011bla tomu sv\u00e9mu zahnout, to je um\u011bn\u00ed, p\u00e1nov\u00e9!<\/p>\n

8. Bylo teda t\u0159eba vymyslet opravdu Pl\u00e1n s velk\u00fdm P. N\u011bco, co j\u00ed natolik ohrom\u00ed, \u017ee pokud u\u017e nebude na zadku fascinac\u00ed, bude na n\u011bm aspo\u0148 ze \u0161oku \u010di omamn\u00e9ho oparu t\u00e9 n\u00e1hl\u00e9 ego podpory. Bylo t\u0159eba ji zahrnout nejen luxusem, ale i neobvykl\u00fdm z\u00e1\u017eitkem. \u00a0Vykonstruovan\u00fdm p\u0159esn\u011b na m\u00edru. Jej\u00ed osobnosti i z\u00e1lib\u00e1m. Zlatomu\u0161\u010diny<\/a> z\u00e1jmy a sny sem \u00a0teda pe\u010dliv\u011b zkoumal u\u017e na tom minul\u00e9m rande a v duchu si ukl\u00e1dal do p\u0159ihr\u00e1dek dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed st\u0159\u00edpky t\u00e9 mozaiky. Miluje operu. M\u00e1 r\u00e1da historii. Zbo\u017e\u0148uje \u010dokol\u00e1dov\u00e9 dorty, ale j\u00ed je pouze p\u0159i zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edch p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitostech. Jej\u00ed nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159e je Panda Velk\u00e1. \u00a0Jako mal\u00e1 cht\u011bla b\u00fdt princezna. \u00a0Check, check, check. Check, check.<\/p>\n

9. Na v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm rande sem j\u00ed \u0159ekl, \u017ee bych j\u00ed r\u00e1d koncem p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edho t\u00fddne ukradl na cca 78 hodin. V\u011bd\u011bl sem toti\u017e, \u017ee Wall Street pa\u0148\u00e1ca je te\u010f t\u00fdden v trapu a Zlatomu\u0161ka m\u00e1 relativn\u00ed volno v pr\u00e1ci, ne\u017e j\u00ed za\u010dne novej projekt. \u00a0Pravila, \u017ee nev\u00ed co bychom d\u011blali, ale zv\u011bdavost v n\u00ed ji\u017e evidentn\u011b kl\u00ed\u010dila. \u00a0U druh\u00e9ho koktailu v baru, kde sme sed\u011bli, sem j\u00ed nap\u0159ed r\u016fznejma manipula\u010dn\u00edma technikama ze soudn\u00ed s\u00edn\u011b donutil \u0159\u00edct \u00a0„ano<\/em>, n\u011bjak si to za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed, hlavn\u011b a\u0165 u\u017e j\u00ed sd\u011bl\u00edm o co de“<\/em>. \u00a0No, pak to u\u017e bylo jednoduch\u00e9. Sta\u010dilo se vytasit s letenkama do V\u00eddn\u011b, (kde j\u00ed nejprve p\u016fjdeme koupit ve\u010dern\u00ed \u0161aty, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b)<\/em> \u00a0a l\u00edstkama na p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed p\u00e1tek na Madame Butterfly s n\u00e1sledn\u00fdm vstupem na princeznovsk\u00fd b\u00e1l v historick\u00e9m V\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9m pal\u00e1ci. A po b\u00e1lu j\u00ed na hotelu mimo nah\u00e9ho M\u00fdvala bude \u010dekat ob\u0159\u00ed Sachr. \u00a0A r\u00e1no poskoit\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva Schonnbrunsk\u00e9ho Zoo, kde sou ty pandy. No kdo by mi a tomuhle pl\u00e1nu odolal?<\/p>\n

10. Nikdo. Ani Zlatomu\u0161ka. Byla tak \u0161okovan\u00e1, dojat\u00e1 a nad\u0161en\u00e1, \u017ee se mi vrhla do n\u00e1ru\u010de p\u0159\u00edmo na m\u00edst\u011b. V baru na t\u0159ic\u00e1t\u00e9prvn\u00ed. A to dost n\u00e1ru\u017eiv\u011b. Nezbylo mi tedy, ne\u017e j\u00ed odt\u00e1hnout na d\u00e1my a rozdat si to s n\u00ed tam a hned. M\u016fj cht\u00ed\u010d zprznit dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161i\u0161lavku byl ov\u0161em ukojen. Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 mi tak pouze jedno dilema: Co te\u010fka budu d\u011blat s letenkama do V\u00eddn\u011b a vstupenkama do opery a do zoo?? Budu asi muset do p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edho p\u00e1tku klofnout \u0148\u00e1kou dal\u0161\u00ed volavku. E\u0161t\u011b \u017ee m\u00e1m tak r\u00e1d tu hru, jinak je mo\u017en\u00fd, \u017ee by m\u011b to cel\u00e9 u\u017e za\u010dlo unavovat.<\/p>\n

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1. Tu a tam si mi ten, \u010di onen zn\u00e1m\u00fd nebo kamar\u00e1d post\u011b\u017euje, \u017ee nedosahuje u \u017een takovejch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f, jak by si p\u0159\u00e1l. A co pr\u00fd s t\u00edm a „jak j\u00e1 to d\u011bl\u00e1m“.\u00a0Nem\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd extra geni\u00e1ln\u011b zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed kl\u00ed\u010d k \u00fasp\u011bchu. Jasn\u011b, 190 centimetr\u016f, atletick\u00e1 postava, p\u011bkn\u00fd \u00fa\u010des, n\u011bjak\u00e9 to tetov\u00e1n\u00ed a ostr\u00e9 rysy v obli\u010deji … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: Jak na \u017eeny?<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}