{"id":890,"date":"2014-06-01T17:24:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-01T16:24:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=890"},"modified":"2014-06-02T10:20:09","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T09:20:09","slug":"krutomyval-svycarko-se-me-pokousi-zabit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/?p=890","title":{"rendered":"Krutom\u00fdval: \u0160v\u00fdcarsko se m\u011b pokou\u0161\u00ed zab\u00edt"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden, nebo kdy sem se to tr\u00e1pil \u017evan\u011bn\u00edm za pen\u00edze ve Filadelfii<\/a>,\u00a0 se mi \u00fadajn\u011b ta p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka fakt povedla. \u010cetl sem hodnocen\u00ed klient\u016f a prej sem „geni\u00e1ln\u00ed“<\/em>. To pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed. Ne \u017ee bych o tom pochyboval, ale je fajn to m\u00edt \u010dern\u00fd na b\u00edl\u00fdm. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, akce ve Fily se teda vyvedla, narozd\u00edl od p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky tenhle tejden na Manhattanu. Na kterou sem se chystal pe\u010dliv\u011b p\u0159ipravit r\u00e1no v den akce v metru. Co\u017e by bejvalo ur\u010dit\u011b vy\u0161lo, ale zapomn\u011bl sem si s sebou vz\u00edt ten vyti\u0161t\u011bnej case-report z kter\u00e9ho sem m\u011bl \u010derpat. A ta sr\u00e1gora samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ne\u0161la vygooglit.<\/p>\n

2. Pokud si n\u011bkdo mysl\u00ed, \u017ee 150 New Yorsk\u00fdch pr\u00e1vn\u00edk\u016f co si m\u011b z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho absurdn\u00edho \u00a0d\u016fvodu p\u0159i\u0161lo poslechnout nepoznali, \u017ee va\u0159\u00edm ne z vody, ale z vody co poch\u00e1z\u00ed z galaxie „far far away“<\/em>, tak se m\u00fdl\u00ed. V\u0161em bylo naprosto jasn\u00e9, \u017ee nev\u00edm co melu.<\/p>\n

3. No ale n\u011bjak sme to hromadn\u011b p\u0159e\u017eili. Ale zp\u00e1tky m\u011b asi u\u017e nepozvou. Nu co\u017e.<\/p>\n

4. Ale jeden klient co byl na tom m\u00e9m p\u0159edstaven\u00ed ve Filly se rozhodl, \u017ee jeho firma mus\u00ed z\u00e1zrak zvan\u00fd „lekce od JUDr. M\u00fdvala<\/em>“ za\u017e\u00edt osobn\u011b. Fajne. Jeho firma je ve \u0160v\u00fdcarsku. Ok, kdy\u017e mi plat\u00ed v\u00fddaje a tu\u010dn\u00fd honor\u00e1\u0159, pro\u010d bych se nevydal t\u0159eba do Trentonu v New Jersey.<\/p>\n

5. K\u00e9\u017e by. Klient m\u00e1 firmu v n\u011bjak\u00e9 tot\u00e1ln\u00ed \u0160v\u00fdcarsk\u00e9 prdeli kousek ji\u017en\u011b od Curychu. Dnes sem se sem dokodrcal a pr\u00e1v\u011b se doplazil do hotelu. Kterej mi samoz\u0159ejme, jako obvykle, bookovala sekret\u00e1\u0159ka. Ta m\u011b ale mus\u00ed nen\u00e1vid\u011bt!<\/p>\n

6. Hotel nem\u00e1: klimatizaci, restauraci, room service, kabelovku, MINI BAR (to je asi nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m)<\/em>, s\u00edt\u011b v oknech, automatick\u00e9 zamyk\u00e1n\u00ed dv\u011b\u0159\u00ed, z\u00e1clony\/z\u00e1v\u011bsy na okn\u011b, ani \u017eehli\u010dku.<\/p>\n

7. Hotel naopak m\u00e1: spoustu much\/kom\u00e1r\u016f za oknem, asi 75 stup\u0148\u016f Celsia v pokoji, a telefon na recepci kter\u00fd vede do nikam.<\/p>\n

8. No neni to n\u00e1dhera?<\/p>\n

9. U\u017e sem se asi 17x osprchoval a 15x zm\u011bnil sv\u00e9 rozhodnut\u00ed ohledn\u011b otev\u0159en\u00e9ho okna (a mraku much uvnit\u0159 pokoje)<\/em> nebo zav\u0159en\u00e9ho okna (a vzduchu na padnut\u00ed)<\/em>. Taky sem si do\u0161el 3 kilometry pro pizzu. A asi 2 kilometry od pizzerie k nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edmu bankomatu, proto\u017ee jasn\u011b, karty tu neberou a tax\u00edk (stejn\u011b jako \u017eehli\u010dka)<\/em> se mus\u00ed objednat 127 hodin dop\u0159edu.<\/p>\n

10. \u00a0Ale to nejhor\u0161\u00ed p\u0159ijde te\u010f: nechal sem doma adapt\u00e9r! A tenhle hotel, ani tohle m\u011bsto o 7 bar\u00e1c\u00edch samoz\u0159ejm\u011b nem\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dnej otev\u0159enej obchod co by je prod\u00e1val. Tak\u017ee m\u00e1m \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu v compu asi na 1.5 dal\u0161\u00ed hodiny a pak sem a\u017e do z\u00edt\u0159ka na suchu. To abych si to ud\u011blal aspo\u0148 84x do z\u00e1soby. To sou teda vyhl\u00eddky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

1. Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden, nebo kdy sem se to tr\u00e1pil \u017evan\u011bn\u00edm za pen\u00edze ve Filadelfii,\u00a0 se mi \u00fadajn\u011b ta p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ka fakt povedla. \u010cetl sem hodnocen\u00ed klient\u016f a prej sem „geni\u00e1ln\u00ed“. To pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed. Ne \u017ee bych o tom pochyboval, ale je fajn to m\u00edt \u010dern\u00fd na b\u00edl\u00fdm. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, akce ve Fily se teda vyvedla, narozd\u00edl od p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ky … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Krutom\u00fdval: \u0160v\u00fdcarsko se m\u011b pokou\u0161\u00ed zab\u00edt<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6,4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":894,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}