1. Tak sem se p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e definitivn\u011b \u0159eknu pr\u00e1vu sbohem rozhodl e\u0161t\u011b vz\u00edt p\u00e1r zak\u00e1zek. \u00a0Jedna z nich m\u011b zavedla do \u0160v\u00fdcarska, jak v\u00edte, a ta dal\u0161\u00ed te\u010f do Ji\u017en\u00ed Afriky.<\/p>\n
2. Ne, nem\u00e1 to nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho s Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159em, a\u010dkoliv tenhle vtip te\u010f sl\u00fdch\u00e1v\u00e1m obden.<\/p>\n
3. M\u00e1m tu na starosti ud\u011blat n\u011bjak\u00e9 vy\u0161et\u0159ov\u00e1n\u00ed, ano, asi na 4 m\u00edstech, co\u017e m\u011b opruzuje, proto\u017ee budu muset znova nasednou do letadla, pak do ozbrojen\u00e9ho transport\u00e9ru a tak, prost\u011b rozhodn\u011b to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 dovolen\u00e1.<\/p>\n
4. Ale jeliko\u017e tu maj\u00ed v pond\u011bl\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd sv\u00e1tek, tak si ud\u011bl\u00e1m v pond\u011bl\u00ed volno i j\u00e1 a pojedu se teda pod\u00edvat po tom, jak\u00e9 kr\u00e1sy nab\u00edz\u00ed Kapsk\u00e9 M\u011bsto, kde svou pracovn\u00ed pou\u0165 za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
5. Ano, koup\u00edm tu pohled a pokus\u00edm se ho poslat v\u00edtekomu.<\/p>\n
6. \u00a0Dostal sem tip na to j\u00edt se pod\u00edvat kde se kloub\u00ed jeden oce\u00e1n s druh\u00fdm (sem te\u010f moc l\u00ednej na to abych se do mapy d\u00edval na to kterej a kterej)<\/em>, plus na pl\u00e1\u017e kde se poflakujou tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n 7. A t\u00edm nemysl\u00edm opl\u00e1can\u00e9 n\u011bmce s nazlobenejma kn\u00edrkama, ale faktick\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159ata (pt\u00e1ky nebo co to je?)<\/em> kterejm se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1k.<\/p>\n 8. Po asi 827hodin\u00e9m letu sem d\u011bsn\u011b vy\u010derpanej, tak\u017ee po m\u011b nem\u016f\u017eete cht\u00edt, abych e\u0161t\u011b googloval co za tvora je tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1k. Sn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed vejce, ne? Tak podle m\u011b to je pt\u00e1k. Te\u010f sem akor\u00e1t tak schopnej si naj\u00edt n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u011bkn\u00fd porno-klip na dobrou noc a j\u00edt sp\u00e1t.<\/p>\n 9. \u00a0Hotel do kter\u00e9ho m\u011b sekret\u00e1\u0159ka po m\u00e9m nazloben\u00e9m proslovu na t\u00e9ma jestli m\u011b cht\u011bla ve \u0160v\u00fdcarsku zab\u00edt, nebo ne, ji\u017e na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed vyhovuje. Teda skoro. Hlavn\u011b \u017ee tu maj\u00ed alkohol, klimo\u0161ku a otroky na \u017eehlen\u00ed.<\/p>\n 10. Taky m\u011b n\u011bkdo hon\u00ed \u017ee se pr\u00fd mus\u00edm j\u00edt pod\u00edvat do m\u00edstn\u00edho musea apartheidu. Nev\u00edm co to je, ale a\u017e na to zejtra najdu s\u00edlu, pod\u00edv\u00e1m se vo co go a jestli se mi na to chce j\u00edt pod\u00edvat. Do t\u00e9 doby: good night \u00a0(neboli: uakvauuuh)<\/em> od \u00a0africk\u00fdch tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1k\u016f. Hezkej v\u00edkend v\u0161em co si ho zaslou\u017e\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Tak sem se p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e definitivn\u011b \u0159eknu pr\u00e1vu sbohem rozhodl e\u0161t\u011b vz\u00edt p\u00e1r zak\u00e1zek. \u00a0Jedna z nich m\u011b zavedla do \u0160v\u00fdcarska, jak v\u00edte, a ta dal\u0161\u00ed te\u010f do Ji\u017en\u00ed Afriky. 2. Ne, nem\u00e1 to nic spole\u010dn\u00e9ho s Krej\u010d\u00ed\u0159em, a\u010dkoliv tenhle vtip te\u010f sl\u00fdch\u00e1v\u00e1m obden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_editorskit_title_hidden":false,"_editorskit_reading_time":0,"_editorskit_is_block_options_detached":false,"_editorskit_block_options_position":"{}"},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=901"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":906,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/901\/revisions\/906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.krutomyval.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}