1. Dobr\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va: nem\u00e1m syfilis.<\/p>\n
2. \u0160patn\u00e1 zpr\u00e1va: m\u00e1m tuberkul\u00f3zu.<\/p>\n
3. Nebo to aspo\u0148 tvrd\u00ed m\u00edstn\u00ed imigra\u010dn\u00ed l\u00e9ka\u0159i.<\/p>\n
4. To je asi takhle: pokud chce \u010dlov\u011bk z\u00edskat zelenou kartu, mus\u00ed proj\u00edt brut\u00e1ln\u00ed zdravotn\u00ed prohl\u00eddkou, kter\u00e1 zahrnuje testov\u00e1n\u00ed na syfilis, HIV, tuberu, sklony k z\u00e1vislostem (\u010d\u00edm\u017e sem n\u011bjak\u00fdm z\u00e1zrakem pro\u0161el)<\/em>, \u00a0kontrolu snad v\u0161ech t\u011blesn\u00fdch otvor\u016f, tetanovku, a n\u00e1silnou vakcinaci proti ne\u0161tovic\u00edm, zard\u011bnk\u00e1m, p\u0159\u00edu\u0161nic\u00edm, a p\u00e1r podobn\u00fdch lah\u016fdek.<\/p>\n 5. Jak\u00e9 bylo moje p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed pot\u00e9, co mi odebrali u\u017e asi sedm\u00fd p\u016flitr krve za jeden den (z\u0159ejm\u011b za \u00fa\u010delem n\u011bjak\u00fdch nechutn\u00fdch experiment\u016f co organizuje americk\u00e1 vl\u00e1da na neboh\u00fdch evropanech co se p\u0159iznaj\u00ed k tomu \u017ee tu cht\u011bj\u00ed dlouhodob\u011b bydlet<\/em>) kdy\u017e mi doktor co mi ten den vyhodonocal tzv Mantoux\u016fv ko\u017en\u00ed test na tuberkul\u00f3zu ozn\u00e1mil, \u017ee jsem „tb positive<\/em>„. Zeptal sem se, co to kua m\u00e1 znamenat.<\/p>\n 6. Bylo mi vysv\u011btleno, \u017ee moje reakce na tuberkul\u00edn, kter\u00fd mi nap\u00edchali p\u0159ed 48 hodinama do t\u011bla zna\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1m v sob\u011b bakterie tuberkul\u00f3zy.<\/p>\n 7. To samoz\u0159ejm\u011b vylu\u010duji a pop\u00edr\u00e1m. Nejsem \u017e\u00e1dnej chc\u00edp\u00e1k z Uralu. Kde bych p\u0159i\u0161el k tube\u0159e. To u\u017e sp\u00ed\u0161 ten aids nebo syfla. Doktor se ale nenechal p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit a hnal me na plicn\u00ed. A o rentgen, dal\u0161\u00ed vy\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed a pohovor s t\u0159ema doktorama na t\u00e9ma „jak velk\u00fd je v \u010cesku outbreak tuberkul\u00f3zy“<\/em> pozd\u011bji u\u017e m\u011b cht\u011bli internovat. Po deseti minut\u00e1ch vy\u0161lo na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed najevo \u017ee si n\u00e1s pletou s Ukrajinou. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b nad\u00e1le trvali na tom, \u017ee moje reakce je p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 velk\u00e1 a \u017ee m\u011b mus\u00ed p\u0159el\u00e9\u010dit.<\/p>\n 8. Vyp\u00e1\u010dil sem se jim z ordinace a zavolal sv\u00fdm doktor\u016fm v Praze. Ti m\u011b ubezpe\u010dili \u017ee d\u00edky povinn\u00e9 vakcinaci kterou sem prod\u011blal jako mimino v roce 79 (kdy byly prej siln\u00fd d\u00e1vky z Ruska)<\/em> je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1m pozitivn\u00ed reakci, ale neznamen\u00e1 to \u017ee m\u00e1m tuberkul\u00f3zu.<\/p>\n 9. \u0160el sem to p\u0159etlumo\u010dit m\u00edstn\u00edm \u0161aman\u016fm. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed mi, a nav\u00edc e\u0161t\u011b dodali „tohle tady sly\u0161\u00edme ka\u017edej den stokr\u00e1t“<\/em>. Fakt je, \u017ee po m\u011b \u0161la n\u011bjak\u00e1 holka z Ugandy a tvrdila sakry\u0161 p\u0159esn\u011b to sam\u00fd! Nakonec mi laskav\u011b \u0159ekli, \u017ee m\u016fj rentgen neukazuje aktivn\u00ed chorobu a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b sem pouze byl v kontaktu s n\u011bk\u00fdm naka\u017een\u00fdm a za\u0159adili m\u011b tedy milostiv\u011b do „Tuberkul\u00f3za t\u0159\u00eddy B – latentn\u00ed“<\/em>. \u00a0Pak mi vypsali recept na p\u016flro\u010dn\u00ed ka\u017edodenn\u00ed u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed anti-tuberkulotik a poslali m\u011b domu.<\/p>\n 10. Mezit\u00edm mi ov\u0161em nab\u011bhla pekeln\u00e1 reakce na to o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed na p\u0159\u00edu\u0161nice, zard\u011bnky a ne\u0161tovice, plus ta tetanovka mi taky neud\u011blala dob\u0159e. Tak\u017ee sem v posteli s hore\u010dkou a nev\u00edm jakou \u010d\u00e1st rozbodan\u00e9 a napuchl\u00e9 pa\u017ee si m\u00e1m ledovat d\u0159\u00edv. Tak tohle si, Obamo, za r\u00e1me\u010dek ned\u00e1\u0161. Jen co dostanu tu zelenou kartu, tak se p\u0159ipoj\u00edm k prvn\u00ed radik\u00e1ln\u00ed skupin\u011b, kter\u00e1 nem\u00e1 probl\u00e9m do sv\u00fdch \u0159ad p\u0159ijmout tuber\u00e1ka a pak ti to vr\u00e1t\u00edm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. 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